Friday's Feast #132
Topic: Humor/memes
Appetizer
Where on your body do you have a scar, and what caused it?
On my face I have a 2 centimeter scar from when I was 5 years old. I was sitting on the edge of my neighbor's driveway, eating popcorn. (no microwaves back then...it was actually popped on the stove top then drizzled with real butter and salt) My neighbor's dachshund, Molly, was sitting next to me watching every kernel from the bowl to my mouth *crunch*, bowl to mouth *crunch*, bowl to mouth *crunch*.

I noticed her intensity in watching me, so I hammed it up.

Bowl, waving it in front of the doggie's face, to my mouth, *crunch*

**BITE** "yeeeeeooooowwwwwwww waaaaah"

I was rushed into neighbor's house and set on the kitchen counter. I remember screaming my head off, the unchewed popcorn still sitting in my mouth. It was very traumatic. No stitches, just a big bandaid and put to bed. From then on, whenever I was at their house and Molly would come prancing in, I would jump on the furniture and scream. I must have been very annoying!

Soup
What is something that has happened to you that you would consider a miracle?
When Jesus drew me to Himself and took me as His own. Spiritual rebirth is a huge miracle.

Salad
Name a television personality who really gets on your nerves.
Oh I could name a lot! I'll have to say a certain, unnamed news show anchor who talks over the people he is interviewing and doesn't let them finish their thoughts. grrrrrrrr My husband likes to watch his show and if I"m in the room, he drives me crazy going 'blahblahblah' louder than anyone else on the show!

Main Course
What was a funny word you said as a child (such as "pasketti" for "spaghetti")?
Whatever I may have mispronounced was at once humiliated out of me by my older siblings. They were all teens when I was little. You didn't get away with things you could be made fun of around our house! So I have no memory of saying cute things like that....I feel robbed! ;)

Dessert
Fill in the blank: I have always thought ______ was ______.
I have always thought making people laugh was a great talent to posess. (it's too bad dachshond's don't have a better sense of humor....sheesh)

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I am off for our annual women's retreat tomorrow.......back on Sunday!