Topic: People/Family stories
I'm officially a bag lady for the weekend. A catheter is not so bad, I decided, if you have to stay home anyway. My doctor said, "Hey you could sit and watch football all weekend, drinking beer and never miss a play." Ummm, yeah, that's me.....a beer guzzling football fan? C'mon, everyone knows I don't watch football....
I'm trying to think of the positive points of being a bag lady....
*I won't have to get up in the night for trips to the bathroom.
*I won't lose my place on the couch during long movies.
*I can really gross out my kids....
....by sloshing when I walk.
....by saying, "Don't look at my pee!" when I catch them looking.
....by swinging my bag back and forth.
*People feel sorry for me. This CAN be a plus sometimes, like when you want a cookie.
*None of that awkward waiting and humming to come up with a 'sample'.
*I don't have to go answer the door...=) especially when the kids are expecting a friend.
*I'm not using up the state's water supply by flushing so much.....also saving trees.
*Yeah, I've got it pretty good....
.......so why am I depressed?
Monday will be another 'trying' day.....
