THERE IS NO ONE LIKE CALLISTO...
Here's some unforgettable lines delivered by our fave psycho:

From "Callisto":

"Stop! Let her live. You old crone. Tell the world what we did here. Let them know what devastation awaits anyone who defies me."

"You want it? Come and get it."

"Oh, you’re a warrior. How silly of me. And why is it, dear man, that you look like an idiot, then?"

And here's a great line change between X, G and C:

X: "Argo won’t obey you, and if you don’t stop kicking her, I’ll break your ankles." C: "Oh, the good Xena. What happened to you? One day you just decided to fight for justice?" X: "Something like that." C: "And all the shattered people you left behind were now supposed to cheer you, is that it?" X: "No. What happened to you was terrible. It was my fault and I’m sorry." C: "Oh, well! That makes all the difference. And now, we can be the best of friends." (spits) "That’s what I think of your apology." G: "Xena! Xena; Melas has gone crazy. He’s organizing a lynch mob." C: "Well, I’m not afraid to die, if that’s what you’re worried about. What about you, Xena? How will you feel to see your creation executed without a fair trial, hmm?" G: "Don’t listen to her, Xena. You can’t torture yourself over what she’s become." C: "No, no, no, of course not. No, it’s not her fault at all that I dream every night of my mother’s screams coming from my burning home! You tell me Xena, do you sleep well at night?!" X: "No, I don’t." C: "Good.. well I can take whatever it is you think I have coming to me. But you tell me this, Xena; have you ever been tried for all of the things you have done? Have you ever been handed over to a mob that wanted your blood?" X: "What would you do if I let you go?" G: "What are you doing?" X: "I changed; so can she." G: "No, her heart has been eaten away by hatred." C: "The sight, just the sight, of Xena, Warrior Princess, arguing on my behalf amuses me so; let me tell you. Let me answer your question of what I would do if you let me go. You let me go, and I will dedicate my life to killing everything you’ve loved... -your friends, your family, your reputation, even your horse. You see, I am being so honest with you, because the idea of your pity... is worse than death for me. You see; you created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary, isn’t it? Now... take me to the mob."

Even MORE X and C:

C: "Xena; they’re coming. But you know that already, don’t you? What will you do? How many of them will you kill? You’re beginning to hate me. You’ve fought it because of some silly sense of guilt, huh? Now, I’m a painful reminder of what you used to be, and how you may never leave it behind. Ooh! -That crowd wants my blood. Why not let them have me? It’s the easy way out. Nobody’ll blame you." X: "Don’t worry, I won’t let anything happen to you without a fair trial." C: "You know - there used to be some respect mixed up in my hatred for you. But.. tsk, tsk; not anymore. Your petty scruples are an embarrassment. As a villain, you were awesome. As a hero, you are a sentimental fool."

Callisto on Joxer:

"Just as I thought; the man’s backbone is mush. Chain him up. We’ll have fun killing the jellyfish later.

And a finishing one:

"In a way, I’m disappointed, Xena. There was a part of me that hoped that you would win and put out the rage in my heart. Sometimes, it even scares me. But then I get over it."

=the season 2 lines=

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