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"Return of Callisto": |
"I
say, before I kill you, I’m going to make you squeal like a
pig, you fat, pathetic piece of dung."
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"Here,
piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy."
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"Let
them all out. The healthy ones.. will be the beginning of our
new army. Oh! - and the weak ones;... -put them out of their misery,
hmm?
Oh! Huh; Theodorus - bring that with you. I know someone it will
look... -perfect on."
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"Tell her this. She should
have killed me when she had the chance. For every drop of innocent
blood I shed -from here on out; -is on her hands as well as
mine."
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"Hmm,
hmm. Ahhh! -Don’t move, pretty. That sentimental side of you
is a real problem now, isn’t it? You fight with your heart.
That gives me advantage over you; I no longer seem to have one.
I’m not gonna kill you, now... oh, no. First, I’m going to kill
your soul - just like you killed mine. See you soon,
my sweet."
(throws Xena a kiss)
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"Oh!... -Love, love, love, love. Oh, it unites;
you’re right. And hate divides. Let’s see which one’s stronger,
shall we?..."
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And
don't we just LOVE this exchange between X and T?:
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Th:
"A beverage, my Queen."
C: "You know I don’t drink intoxicants, Theodorus."
Th: "I thought maybe just this once."
C: "No, - I like to experience life in all its agonizing
glory. I don’t want to dull the sensations in any way."
Th: "What?"
C: "You’re not falling in love with me, are you?"
Th: "And what if I was?"
C: "I’d have to kill you. Love is a trick that nature plays
to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it."
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And
more Callisto:
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"Oh,
but it will be, soon. You’re about to watch the friendship of
your life go up in smoke. Hmm... I envy her in a way. She gets
to leave this life so pure. I wonder if I could have been her.
Burn her."
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"Oh,
don’t bother struggling, Xena. Be thankful for that beautiful
throne. It’ll give you peace if you let it."
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"We’re
both gonna die, Xena. How wonderful. We can spend the rest of
eternity in Tartarus, together... hmm?..."
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| From
Intimate Stranger: |
"Hello,
Xena. Oh, how I’ve missed you. Do you know how boring Tartarus
can be? Same old torture every day, every day. Makes me appreciate
what we had."
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"Oh,
keep telling yourself that, dear, and maybe, someday, you’ll
believe it. See, you let me sink into the quicksand. What’s
the difference?"
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| Callisto
(in Xena's body): |
"That
is not what we’re talking about. Callisto is already dead. We
need to send her back to Tartarus. Now, come on. This.. is your
weapon; and this is your enemy. Now strike! Come on,
Gabrielle. Brace with your back foot and lunge with your whole
body. All right, Gabrielle. I’m Callisto... -right here in front
of you. I just look like Xena, but really, I’m Callisto. So,
kill me. I said, kill me, little girl! Come on, right
here in the chest. Put me out of my misery! You are pathetic!
Remember, I killed your love. I took my sword and stuck
it through him, and I felt his warm blood on my hand. You can’t
even avenge his death."
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"Very good, Gabrielle! I’m sorry I had to do that-- but
you had to face it, and; well you weren’t going to fet there
without it, were you?"
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"Well,
hatred’s not something to be feared. It’s a part of all of us.
And for some of us, it’s all we ever really know."
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"First
things first, Ares. I promised you my allegiance. I promised
you an army to rule the world. You promised me satisfaction!"
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"No,
no, Argo has to stay here. She hasn’t been herself. I don’t
want her getting hurt because of me."
(*LOL* Have I mentioned I LOVE Callisto?...)
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"You
can’t figure it out, can you? I look like Xena; I even smell
like Xena. But, something tells you I’m not. Poor, dumb animal.
You don’t know what’s going on. You don’t know whether to run
or stay. Well...; you should’ve run."
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"Aaaaaah!
Ah-ah-ah-ah; -I’ll just catch it and throw it back."
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"Gabrielle?
Gabrielle? Oh, well, I’m Xena now. So she’s my little friend.
Of course, if anything ever happened to Gabrielle, pretty Xena
would be crushed, wouldn’t I? Maybe something has already happened
to Gabrielle. Maybe I’ve already killed her, and hung her up
from that tree."
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"Go
on. You can take her out with the dagger, or you can let her
kill you. Looks like someone’s going to die.. and either way,
I win."
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A Necessary Evil: |
"Hmm-mmm-mmm;
Hmm-mmm-mmm. No, no, no... no, no. Relax, my furry little friend.
No, you’re not dinner. That’s the boring part about immortality.
You’re never hungry. No, you’re definitely not food. You’re
my little Hercules. Hercules trapped me in this little resort..
and I owe him a lot. And I’m planning on paying him back for
his kindness. Soon... soon. So; run away like a good little
Hercules. Run away. Run away. Very soon.."
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"Oh,
Xena! So glad you could stop by for a little visit. And here
I was... huh-huh.. afraid I’d never get to torture you again.
As you can see; I’ve been keeping busy. Scarred by fire, entombed
for eternity. You’ll, ah... you’ll forgive me if I’m not exactly
at my peak, -won’t you?"
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| Greetings: |
X:
"You may be immortal, but I can still do damage. How’d
you like to spend eternity in five pieces?"
C: "Oh, Xena, how I’ve missed you."
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| Saying
hello to the sidekick: |
"How’ve
you been? Any new husbands since the last one I killed?"
*laughs*
" I knew there had to be some reason you liked her. That
was good... but you know the problem, don’t you? I’m immortal.
You can’t kill me. You can’t even hurt me. Oh, but you want
to, don’t you? Here; -let me help."
*laughs*
"See? No blood. Immortals don’t bleed. And we heal fast.
Oh; -but not in pieces."
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| More
immortal Callisto: |
"Ah-hah!
-And then it’s you and me and the ambrosia.
I just had a marvelous idea; Why don’t you and I both
eat it? That way, we could be fighting each other for eternity."
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"Hello,
Velasca. My, you’re looking well! I’m Callisto. You want Gabrielle.
I want Xena. I think we have something in common."
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"You
don’t just kill me and walk away."
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"What
did I feel... when Xena confessed her crimes? Well, the problem
is, Gabrielle; I never feel anything. I mean, bits and pieces,
here and there, but nothing solid. Think back to when you were
a little girl... and all you knew was your mother... and your
sister. And all of your faith revolved them. Now, kill them.
My turn."
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"When
I sliced open your husband, how long did it take him to die?"
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"We
played a game of truth or dare, and she’s not very good at it."
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"Now;
do we stake Gabrielle out like the sacrificial lamb she is,
or are we to trust that she won’t be running?"
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"Where’s
that lava pit you want me to dump her in? I’m looking forward
to this."
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I missed anything? Tell me, and I'll add it instantly! =mail=
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