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REVIEWS
Unfortunately, the standard of
local Angelfire websites is a bit poor at the moment. All except for
Ollie's Scream Page and Sam's Website. This is probably because
either 1) the creator can't be bothered doing anything on it or 2)
'The Cripple' Lockett has found out their password!!! Anyway, this
week, I have added Andy Leathley's and Dan 'The Cripple' Lockett's
Pages aswell as updating all other page reviews. Also, J.J.'s Extreme
Homepage has finally come to an end as Dan 'The Cripple' Lockett
gives in to his very unfunny editing and deletes John's
website.
85+
= Wahooo! An AWESOME must see
Website
55-84 = Good,
but don't visit it very regularly
25-54 = Very
bad, and still not worth going to
-25 = Oh dear,
an unbelievably crap website. Must have something to do with
Dan
1: FISHMO'S
GAME PAGE
Creator:
Sam Fisher
The
Lowdown: A decent attempt at trying
to prove that Sam could actually produce a good website on video
games has changed to a great network of pages. Basically the same
idea as his previous websites only this time you can get from page to
page easily, it is about all games rather than just N64
games and there is a webcounter on it.
Website
layout: This website seems to be
changing completely every day so what follows will probably be a load
of crap by tomorrow. On his front page he's got a title, a webcounter
and a link to his main page (front.html). On his main page he's got
links to his N64, Playstation (BOOOOO!), PC and Reviews Pages, a link to this
very reviews page and a link to his Guestbook.
Is it worth going
to?: Yeah! Why not? It's good for an
Angelfire created page and it's getting better all the time.
Unfortunately, all of Sam's visitors are completely fake. All he does
is he keeps on refreshing his page so that he gets loads more
visitors. But at the moment, Sam's page seems to be leaving quite
alot of errors on his pages. It's good, but it could be
better!
Rating:
86%
2:
OLLIE'S SCREAM PAGE
Creator:
Oliver Jones
The
Lowdown: A page dedicated to the
'Scream' films made by Ollie Jones (aka Ferrit or Orange
Juice).
Website
layout: A title (Ollie's Scream
Page), an amazing picture, some 'Screamy' links, some text about the
Scream Films, a webcounter and a really cool background from another
Scream page.
Is it worth going
to?: If you like the Scream films,
you'll love this page as this website will soon be packed with
information about Scream 3 (hopefully!). It's basically the look of
his page that gives it his high score and if the content of his
homepage isn't up pretty soon then his percentage may drastically
decrease!!
Rating:
85%
3: ANDY
LEATHLEY'S CHEATS WEBSITE
Creator:
Andy Leathley
The
Lowdown: A page about Cheats by Andy
Leathley
Website
layout: A title with a cool picture,
some links to other websites and a webcounter.
Is it worth going
to?: Nah! Andy will soon be opening
a non-advanced page which he will actually be able to edit himself
easily. Stay tuned for Leathley's new and improved website.
Rating:
67%
4: MATT'S
SWEEET PAGE
Creator:
Matt Wilson
The
Lowdown: A page about nothing which
Matt doesn't seem to even bother with!
Website
layout: A title (My Home Page), an
ultra cool picture of Cartman, a default Angelfire list, some links
to sweeet websites and a hyper cool South Park background
Is it worth going
to?: Not until he's decided what
it's going to be about!!
Rating:
26%
5:
DAN 'THE CRIPPLE' LOCKETT'S GAMES
CENTRE
Creator:
Daniel Lockett
The
Lowdown: A page about computer games
(apparently!) which is a spitting image of Fisher's early
pages.
Website
layout: A blinking title (WOWEE!), lots of crap non-working links including a
link to someone else's review of the X-Files game which Dan has
copied and pasted, a link to someone else's review of Warzone 2100, a
link to someone else's review of Total Annihilation, a link to some
Wargame reviews which, you guessed it, are someone elses, a link to
another reviews page that doesn't work, some text, a webcounter, an
E-mail link, a crappy sponsor, a guestbook link and probably the
worst thing that you have ever heard (yes, that's right, HEARD),
Dan's intro music!!!
Is it worth going
to?: It's actually a very promising
page with almost everthing on Earth used to promote his sight and
earn petty cash but, because its Dan's, something's bound to be wrong
with it and there is: IT'S CRAP.
Rating:
17%
6: SAM
FISHER'S "WEBSITE"
Creator:
Sam Fisher
The
Lowdown: A crappy crap page
about..............erm.................what the hell is it about
anyway?
Website
layout: Writing, a crap Angelfire
picture and a little bit of text containing a 'List of Best Snes
Roms' and a completely rubbish and untrue comment about F-Zero X and
Wipeout 64.
Is it worth going
to?: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Rating:
2%
7: DREAM OF IT?
Creator:
Tom Fisher
The
Lowdown: A Dream Console page (no, I don't know what that means either!) by Sam's worthless little weasley bro.
Website
layout: A title (DREAM of IT?), an Angelfire pic, a link to Fishmo's Game Page, a webcounter and some writing about how amazing his page is, updated everyday BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Is it worth going
to?: Only if your name is Daniel Lockett and you're in desperate need of someone whos page is even crappier than yours!
Rating:
1%
THE WEBSITES THAT NEVER
MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FISHMO'S N64
PAGE
Creator:
Sam Fisher
Internet
Address:
www.angelfire.com/ar/Fishmo
The
Lowdown: The second of Sam's
legendary crap N64 pages that was previously deleted earlier this
year.
Website
layout: A title (Fishmo's N64 Page)
and some info on Smash Brothers, Jet Force Gemini and Star Wars-
Episode I: Racer. Sam also had some hidden pages on Mario Kart 64 and
F-Zero X.
J.J.'S EXTREME
HOMEPAGE
Creator:
John Crook
Internet
Address:
www.angelfire.com/tx2/extremebikes1
The
Lowdown: A cool Homepage made by
John Crook about Extreme Sports. Well, it used to be cool until
Daniel Lockett found out his password and wrecked his
website!!!
Website
layout: You don't want to know!!!
Because of this "editing" by Dan Lockett, I have dropped every single
link to John's website because.........well.........you'll see! But
the good news is that this page has now been deleted.
MATT'S ORIGINAL
SWEEET PAGE
Creator:
Matt Wilson
Internet
Address:
www.angelfire.com/ma2/sweetman
The
Lowdown: A page about nothing which
Matt didn't seem to ever bother with!
Website
layout: A title (Matts Sweeet Page!)
and all the default stuff you get when you start your Angelfire
Homepage!!
COMING SOON COMING
SOON COMING SOON COMING SOON
J.J.'S EXTREME HOMEPAGE
II
Creator:
John Crook
The
Lowdown: The cool Homepage made by
John Crook is about to return and it's gonna be better than ever.
After the incident where Dan Lockett found out John's password and
deleted his website, J.J.'s gonna make sure that this one lasts a
long time.
Website
layout: Because his page is under
construction at the moment, it's better for me not to give you his
address and Website Layout. All that I can tell you though is that
it's going to be good.
COMING SOON COMING
SOON COMING SOON COMING SOON
