I love Conan O'Brien so much it is not even funny. He is so hot it just makes me want to cry. Everything he says is so funny, and everything he does cracks me up. He has the most handsome face and body, and his humor is such a turn-on. You may think I am crazy for saying this, but I think I am in love with him.
This summer I am going to New York just so I can go hang out with him and stuff.
It will ROCK!!
Reasons Conan is so HOT
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2. He's very intelligent (he went to Harvard, after all. Not to mention the fact he was valedictorian.)
3. He's quite considerate of his fans (he was nice enough to send me a signed photo, much to my delight, and I understand he is also quite gracious in person.)
4.He's single. Yes, I know that he has a girlfriend, but still...She's just to keep him occupied until I graduate.
5. Somehow, he stays humble.
6. He has the most wonderfully soothing voice on television.
7. He's an awesome dancer and he can sing and play guitar.
8. He's got some cash--not that it matters.
9. The guy is just hot. I mean, look at him.
10. He's not afraid to take chances on his show and never becomes boring or predictable.
Conan's Life In One Paragraph
Conan Quotes
"That's our new slogan:
Conan O'Brien: he's become a
diva."
"I was cleared of those charges!"
"I'm man enough to admit that I frolic."
"It's your first month at college and you haven't made any friends. Well, learn from my experience. You won't. Ever. You'll walk the earth a sad, lonely, red-headed freak. Then one day, inexplicably, you'll be given a TV show. Then people will have to talk to you. So hang in there."
"Breasts, Cmon serve em up lets go."
"We paid you good money to eat the arm."
"Audiences screw everything up."
"What we do here isn't pretty, but someone legally has to do it."
"All hail Thraxor, dimensional overlord."
"Who are you to cast aspersions upon this monkey?"
"The internet people said that about you? Those vicious geeks..."
"This job? Piece of cake. They put suits on me and Andy, we come out and babble for an hour, and the checks
keep coming."
"Don't turn on me; I'm you've got tonight."
"Don't worry: Conan will
save us."
"Screw you, ant."
"As long as I'm host of this
show, you won't 'turn out'
any of the guests."
- Conan to Pimpbot 5000
"This is the show that lets
everyone know we're honestly
upset and depressed."
"Well now I have to make
fun of your bandana."
"You can't cancel us: we have
babies!"
"Never hold up anything
unless you get paid for it."
"Is Frogert a sponsor? No?
Forgert sucks."
"I'm a big freak."
"I'm sorry. I went into whore
mode for a moment there."
"Well, I like psoriasis."
"I only have one buttock."
"I was the middle child in a
large Irish family. I was
fighting for attention, fighting
for power. The only way I
could get it was to get a TV
show."
"For those of you who don't
know, Frank Smiley is an
idiot who works for the
show."
"I like a nice disco as much
as the next guy."
"My mother doesn't care what
happens as long as I'm
polite."
"This show is a very bizarre
therapy session, isn't it?"
"I'm a game show host
waiting to happen."
"I can't believe I just said
'fixins,' but I did, because I'm
a whore."
"This isn't a show. This is a
night light."
"Max was with his rock n'
roll friends and snubbed me."
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30 Rockefeller Plaza
Room 901W
New York, NY 10112
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