1. Thou shalt eat One (1) potato daily.
2. Thou shalt use sunblock (SPF 100).
3. Thou shalt present thyself in a manner similar to Conan.
4. Thou shall continually torment Kathy Lee Gifford.
5. Thou shall cut someone if they mess with your ho.
6. Thou shall bow to Max Weinberg.
7. Thou shall scream "AN-DEE" whenever one enters or exits a public area.
8. Thou shall not make fun of NBC public service announcements...for me to poop on!
9. Thou shall rename any pets in thy household "Conan", "Andy", or "Maxwell".
10. Thou shall watch (or tape) Late Night With Conan O'Brien for all eternity.