Aboot Us, Eh?
The Church of Gerbil of Canada, eh?, was started on a balmy spring
day by Dave® oot of sheer boredom. (Dave® is a
faithful Gerbilist, having been converted to the One True Faith [hereafter
referred to as TOTF] by his sister MishkaTM.)
Some say his religious devotion
to TOTF drove him towards the founding of the Church. Others think it was due to
the fact that he was sexually frustrated. Still others questioned the "medications"
that he partook of so often. Whatever the cause, the Church of the Gerbil of Canada
exists now only thanks to the the wisdom of Dave®.
Dave®, born in Québec, and living in Ontario for the majority of his life,
realized that the Canadian Church of the Gerbil required more of a national Canadian
influence. To that end, he asked his good friend Hunter Virgo©, more oftem known
by a wacky unpronounceable Ukrainian name, from the fine and beautiful province of
Albertarianisolia, to join the cause. The only problem was Hunter Virgo©'s Gerbilist faith
was lacking. (Though his faith in Hamsters was admirable.) Bribery didn't work, negotiations didn't
work, so finally, with the offer of exchange of great quantities of the cheese known as Brie!, Hunter Virgo© joined the cause.
Together, Dave® and Hunter Virgo© have set forth upon the path of creating the
best Cul- er- Holy Faith in Canada, eh?
Contacting Us:
E-mail us at david_gs@mailcity.com.
If it is Dave® specifically whom you wish to contact, seduce, send large amounts of money to, or
otherwise communicate with, you can do so in the following ways:
ONE: Visit his page at
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7445/)
TWO: E-mail him at davgers@hotmail.com.
THREE: ICQ him at UIN 18952406.
FOUR: Eat some havarti dill cheese, close your eyes, concentrate on chocolate-covered banana slices
and use your mental telepathy.
If it is Hunter Virgo© specifically whom you wish to contact, write a speech for you, or take your cute by shy younger sister
to the junior prom, here's the info you'll need:
ONE: Visit his page at
(http://members.xoom.com/Melford_Isle)
TWO: E-mail him at huntervirgo@hotmail.com.
THREE: ICQ him at UIN 29010222.
FOUR: Prostrate thyself before any sacred altar of the Hamster Goddess Kate, recite the ancient
Psalm of Disco Wisdom, and pray yer arse off. Hunter Virgo© hears all.
Back to the main page, eh?
E-mail us at david_gs@mailcity.com.
Get yerself an Angelfire page, eh?
