Bret - "And here's his opponent, RWA new comer Shawn Crahan"

Jesse - "Who in the hell is this guy, and whys he wearing a mask? This isn't 1993, what the hell kind of gimmick is this?"

Bret - "According to his bio he's a member of a popular rock band called 'Slipknot', and this is his vey first RWA try out, and what an oppertunity for him, a chance to wrestle Perry Saturn on RWA television."

Jesse - "A band? What the hell is a musician doing in a wrestling ring, I suppose the kids are into this kind of crap"

Bret - "Saturn opens up on him with fierce blows"

Jesse - "This a great test for a new wrester, my prediction... he's gonna get his ass kicked"

Bret - "Saturn has beaten him to the ground and know he's sticking the boot in"

Jesse - "This new guy doesn't look very good, they just don't make wrestlers like they used to"

Jesse - "Saturns going to flatten this guy"

Bret - "He scoops him up..."

Bret - "and then knocks the wind out of him with a front-face slam"

Jesse - "Saturns heading outside the ring now"

Bret - "He's going for the hardcore gear now"

Jesse - "I think this match would be a lot different if Sabu was in it"

Bret - "Saturn back in the ring now, but Crahan hits him with some stiff blows to the bread basket"

Jesse - "My god, he's actually making a comeback"

Bret - "Crahan beats him back into the corner"

Jesse - "Come on Saturn, show this punk what wrestling really about"

Bret - "Crahan then hip tosses him out of the corner."