Bret - "Shawn Crahan continues to beat down Saturn"

Jesse - "He really shook him with that trash can, that'll have rattled his brain "

Bret - "A quality DDT onto the trash can"

Jesse - "I think thats the first actual wrestling move we've seen, has he even wrestled a match before?"

Bret - "All I know is that this is his first RWA match"

Jesse - "Well someone should check on these things, come on Saturn, smack his teeth out"

Bret - "Saturn almost took his head off with that clothesline"

Jesse - "Lets see how this chump can handle himself on the outside of the ring"

Bret - "Saturn drops an elbow from the apron"

Jesse - "Thats a lot of strength to press slam someone of that size"

Bret - "He threw him right back into the ring"

Bret - "Saturns setting up some tables now"

Jesse - "Saturns going to show this guy what RWA hardcore is really about"

Jesse - "Thats a patent Saturn suplex right there"

Bret - "Saturns still got his eye on those tables, I wonder what he's planning"

Bret - "He lifts him up into a power bomb"

Jesse - "YEAH, kill the moron"

Bret - "That was a bit unnecess..OH MY, a toss power bomb to the outside"

Jesse - "He went straight throught those tables, he's damn near broken in half"

Bret - "Talk about a cliche, 'J.V'"