Bret - "Edge is on the offence now, he drills Eddie with a suplex"

Jesse - "Nice move, pity about the hair"

Bret - "Whats that got to do with it?"

Jesse - "How can you take him seriously with that hair, he looks like Bon Jovi"

Bret - "Whatever, he takes Eddie up to the top rope"

Jesse - "But Eddies not putting up with this, he punches Edge to the ground, thats probably the only good thing he's done today"

Bret - "Eddie takes to the air"

Jesse - "But Edge gets his knees up, what a moron Eddie is"

Bret - "Edge is in the corner as Eddie staggers to his feet"

Jesse - "I don't think hes going to be on them long"

Bret - "Edge flattens him with a spear"

Jesse - "Its hardly a Goldberg spear but it does the job"

Bret - "Downward spiral!"

Jesse - "Wham, Eddies gonna look even uglier now"

Bret - "1..2..3"

Jesse - "Edge gets the win, but to be honest, who cares?"

Bret - "Well I care, and thats a great start in the RWA for the youngster"

Jesse - "What ever, but he wouldn't have lasted five minutes in the eighties."