Eddie - "Man, I can't believe I lost again"

Eddie - "Hey man, what have you got to drink, is that...."

Eddie - "AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"

Bret - "What the hell is wrong with Eddie?"

Jesse - "I told you he was an idiot, but I like this guy, talk about a monster"

Bret - "And Alberts got a chance now to win the hardcore title"

Jesse - "But first he's got to get through Raven, he's a true hardcore icon"

Bret - "Raven goes after Albert straight away"

Jesse - "He hasn't even taken his belt off, and Alberts just shaking off those punches"

Jesse - "Albert grabs Raven, and presses him high above his head"

Bret - "He dumps him straight onto that trash can"

Jesse - "Raven could be out of his depth here"

Bret - "Raven jumps back to his feets and swings his hardcore belt at Albert"

Jesse - "But Albert just slams Raven in the face"

Bret - "Alberts really over powering Raven"

Jesse - "Your telling me, he scoops him up and slams him hard."