Bret - "Its time for our second match tonight, and here comes a young Canadian"

Jesse - "Edge is a rising star, and this is his RWA wrestling debut"

Bret - "Here comes Eddie the not so 'Lethal' Latino"

Jesse - "This guys a chump, when was the last time you saw him win"

Bret - "They tie up"

Jesse - "I think Edge is probably stronger"

Bret - "He looks to be quicker, he ducks behind Eddie"

Jesse - "And goes for a backdrop"

Bret - "But Eddie rolls over"

Jesse - "Perhaps he's not quite as retarded as I thought"

Bret - "Eddie throws a german suplex and bridges into a pin"

Jesse - "1...2... Edge kicks out"

Bret - "Edge mounts a comeback, chopping Eddie back into the corner"

Jesse - "Those are vicious chops, they'll leave a mark"

Bret - "Edge whips Eddie out of the corner"

Jesse - "But Eddie reverses it, we could have a half decent match here"

Bret - "But Edge runs up the turnbuckle, and springs off"

Jesse - "I don't like either of these guys, a pretty boy ponce, and a loser."

Bret - "But you can't deny that was a great move"

Jesse - "It was an ok cross body block, 1..2...Eddie kicks out."