Renzo's Rant

I'm sure a lot of you have been somewhere and said "Wow, this really sucks and I'm bored. I know, I'll create little people out of food and make them eat each other." I know I have. And, as you've probably already guessed, that's what I was saying when the following pictures were taken. Man, was I bored. Anyway, here's the goods.

Here we have Mr. Bun eating Mr. Bun Jr. Note that Mr. Bun's eyes are red, which indicates his level of evilness. Or just note the fact that he's eating Mr. Bun Jr.

This happy fellow was constructed out of four plastic forks, a plastic cup, a napkin folded up like a crown, some paper stars and some horseradish sauce used as an adhesive. As a result of the last item, he looks like a one year old that just ate a bunch of spaghetti. Unfortunately, Mr. Forks didn't make it through the night because his face melted and he was disassembled so that his head could be used to hold a drink. What a shame.

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