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Renzo's Rant

Planet Of The Napes Special Edition


This is another example of some crappy dialogue that the writers made me say. The Terminator, my hero? Hardly. His cleanly-shorn mane was a disgrace.

I believe this scene was inserted as some sort of morbid joke by the directors. With this image, any small amount of credibility that this project held has vanished. Robocop? Since when can these mullets suddenly morph into Robocop?

I thought the last picture was bad. My head doesn't even come close to matching the body it's been placed on. I can't even make out what's supposed to be happening, it's so blurry. Am I holding a gun? An umbrella? I don't know, because as usual, I didn't film this scene. More post-production shenanigans.

This scene was filmed on the lot in Erin and Scott's back yard. You can tell it wasn't shot on location because they just used a repeating image for a backdrop. And yes, I did all of my own motorcycle riding and stunts. I'm bad to the bone, baby.

Believe it or not, the clown Nape and I didn't shoot this scene together. They filmed us seperately and just blue-screened us together afterwards.

Yet another Nape doppleganger! I swear, all of the actors they had playing Mullets just changed costumes to play Napes. Could they not afford a few more strung-out crack addicts from the street working for toilet paper?

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