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Renzo's Rant

Planet Of The Napes Special Edition


On an ordinary day, the radio announcement of an unfortunate automobile accident changes forever the life of one man...

Number one - that is not a Camaro. I of all people would know. Secondly, they haven't even spelled Camaro properly. Did this movie actually have an Editor? And thirdly, where am I? I clearly remember filming this scene, so they seem to have blue-screened me out or something. So I'm not exactly sure how I'm supposed to be listening to my radio here. You'll have to use your imagination.

Interesting tidbit - I was actually working as a janitor at a time-travel research centre when I was cast for this movie. Of course, that was before I got my big break. Now I work evenings bussing tables at Denny's.

That is not me. Period. I don't know who that buffoon is, or how he found himself in my movie, but I can assure you it was without my permission. Knowing how low budget this film was, they probably just used stock footage from some old government films. Thanks, Ed Wood.

As I'm sure you can already tell, that is not a actual functioning time travel machine. We made sure to disable its flux capacitor before filming.

Great special effects, guys. Really.

After experiencing technical difficulties, Shorts crash-lands in the desert.

What just happened here? What kind of "technical difficulties" cause the rear half of your time machine to disappear and be replaced with a giant fire? This is another post-production change, because originally in that scene my ship only broke into three pieces.

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