The employee awards page. Breathe it in folks. What is that funky aroma, you ask? That's the smell of a website not getting any real awards, so they have to give themselves awards. Intrigued? Continue inside, Fair Reader.

The I-Do-Way-Too-Much-Work-Considering-I'm-Not-Getting-Paid-Jack Award goes to...

In recognition for this astounding acheivement, we hereby award these two stalwart citizens this award, to go down beside their name, (and in history).

In addition to this delicious award, Jigoku-Sama's getting promoted to "Art-Guy Extraordinaire"! Spooky Squared is getting demoted to "Urinal Cake Gnome" for her astounding work not-doing abilities. Good job everyone!