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Bow down now and worship the word that are coming out of Lance's mouth! Learn them! Cherish them! Worship them!

"Ms. Bounds will you go to homecoming with me?"

"I'm going to kill this thing."

"Ms. Bounds, Valentines is coming up soon!"

"You're a frickin BEE!"

"Ms. Bounds!! I need you!"

"Barry Bonds is a beast!"

"This is GAY!"

"I Dominate!"

"Man, Charlize Theron is so hot..."

"This sucks!"

"I'm a f*&%ing beast!"

"Yay-yeh! Oh yeah!"

"Yeah I am handsome."