Turkeys United

Here are the words to that hilarious Thanksgiving song, Turkeys United!

We gather together

As birds of a feather

Oh Turkeys United we stand!

If you would be thinner

Skip Thanksgiving dinner

We turkeys think that would be grand!

Why don’t you try it?

Go on a diet!

Chew on some succulent carrots or peas!

Why don’t you try it?

Go on a diet!

Order a pizza with sausage and cheese!

(Kiss hand, make kissing noise)

Turkeys United!

No people invited!

Turkeys United!

No people please!

R U a Diana?

Petrina made this quiz for me a long time ago. There are parts of it I don’t understand, but no matter. Take it and find out if you, too, are a Diana!

1) Do you say EGAD?

Yes(Go to question 2)

No(Go to question 3)

20 Do you have good grades?

Yes(Go to question 4)

No(Go to question 3)

3) Do you like ****?

Yes(Go to question 4)

No(Not a Di)

4)Do you go HYPER?

Yes(Go to question 5)

No(Not a Di)

5) Do you puts *?

Yes(You’re a DIANA!)

No(Not a Di)

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