The Question of The Week

Posted on {03-02-2002} If you were a hot-dog and you were stuck in a desert, and you were starving, would you eat your self?

Personally I would cover my self with hot relish and mustard and eat my arms off and slowly make my way down to my legs, and then slowly eat major parts of my body! ------------------------------------------------------- Posted on {03-09-2002} If You Were A Vegetarian would you be able to eat animale crackers?

What I would do Is kill the animal crakers and make them look deformed and then eat them. ------------------------------------------------------- Posted on {03-19-2002} If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

I have no Response to this Question. ------------------------------------------------------- Posted on {04-09-2002} Whats the worst that could happen?

The sun could blow up! ------------------------------------------------------- Posted on {05-13-2002} What does the color blue taste like?

polkadots! ------------------------------------------------------- Posted on {05-23-2002} QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?

THIS IS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WOULD SAY TO THIS QUESTION, I DON'T REALLY HAVE A RESPONSE

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

BILL CLINTON: I did NOT see it cross the road. That chicken.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
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