Welcome to my site y'all! My name is Nori, or Fasa for my close friends. This is my first site so it's a crappy layout, but I'm hoping that I can make it better. Meanwhile, I'll stall for time by advertising the content of my site and amusing you with my sick sense of humor. OH, just a side note, my site will probably be under continuous construction so don't flame me cuz I'm too busy, and I will mock you. The updates list is below so you can see that I have been working... or that Schway was my obedient servant for the whole day.
7/21/05 - Oh my fricken god in heaven!! I am so tired!! Kakutama-sama here to say that Nori is a slave driver. ::sniffles:: Anyway! I shall not complain... she gives me cookies...
Onwards... the new affiliate Boarding Boys © || Lily-white and Ass-backwards has been made and updated. Please check it out as it lists Nori-chan and my manga. Gotta love it.
Next?! We have a new writer amongst us!! Polaris has kindly offered to submit to me two... read it again TWO of her fanfictions to be located in the fanfics page. Read them. They're schway.
Kakutama-sama smashed her head on the glass water bottle at 12:53 A.M.
7/18/05 - Well check this out kidlings!! Kakutama-sama here to bow graciously to her master Nori. Many thanks for the kind words, dear. Your welcome too. ::giggles:: It took me a while to like... do all that crap but it was worth it to rub it in the faces of those that can't!!! Bwa ha haa!!!
The actual update is small... a new guestbook has just been added for your signing pleasure. So if you don't feel like you want to e-mail us for personal reasons of your own, WE WILL NOT JUDGE YOU! You can simply drop us a comment there and we shall read... this I promise. Now off to create more steamy things!!
Kakutama-sama played with Tsukiji at 6:13 P.M.
7/18/05 - ::runs around cheering for herself:: I kept my promise! I kept my promise! Na na na na na! I finished the second chapter to Sesshomaru's Weakness! Translation: I'm bruise free until tomorrow! You must read it if you haven't already. I wrote it last year, and therefore it kinda bit, so I edited it, and made it a little more realistic. And now, it's funnier. I try to add humor whenever I can. I have a rape fic that I need to put up, and even that has some laughs! I'm one sick little puppy.
On another note, Boarding Boys, me and Kakutama's first series is already underway! I finished the first page! I have to ink and shade it, then we have it! Oh, I should tell you, there will be a girl in the story modeled after me. She has my name! Yeah!
On yet another note, I feel obligated to tell you about my other manga, that I have a complete storyline for. It is a singular endeavor. It is called My Closet Friends. Yep, you read that right. It's a bit sick, but it kicks ass, so if I ever get it published, then please pick it up! I'm just so proud of myself! Well, that's about all for now! Je vous aime!
Nori cracked her knuckles at 10:42 am (Hey, twelve hours on the dot!!)
7/17/05 - ::begins crying for no apparent reason.:: I am soo freakin' happy! I LUV YOU KAKUTAMA-SAMA!!!!! She has done so much for my site y'all. Bow to the goddess of html, foolish mortal souls! Bwahahahaha! I feel crappy that I suck when it comes to updating things, but I can promise that I will write more of Sesshomaru's Weakness tomorrow. It gets better. I just need to bolster Kakutama with promises otherwise she will be nagging me into the next century, and she won't help me with the rest of my site, which means that all hell will break loose. In case your in the dark as to who I am, I'm the infamous Nori! I basically write stories, give orders, then sit back in my comfy chair drinking Diet Pepsi while I watch little hamsters I smuggled out of Russia do my work for me. Or so I wish. I'm allergic to many fluffy things, yet I love animals. Coincidence? I think not!
In addition to Sesshomaru's Weakness, I will be putting up a Gundam Wing fic soon (I have an unhealthy obsession with this particular anime, for anyone who wants to know because this could be a hint!!!). It will be full of humor and unabashed flirting and innuendos primarily directed at our favorite homophobe/sexual Wufei Chang!! Good Goddess, how I adore tormenting the poor creature. But in the end, it all evens out! Hugs!
Nori took a deep breath at 10:42 pm.
7/17/05 - ::keels over and dies of exhaustion.:: I am completely drained. -_-; Kakutama-sama here to report that it took me FOREVER to erase all of the pics that I had uploaded to angelfire, copy the url's to the photobucket thing, and then reroute all the links. Btw, the images are now hosted solely on photobucket, saving me a shitload of space. Like... when I had all of the pics here they took up over half of the content amount. And then when I took them off? All that was left was the cute little pictures and then the pages. So now Nori won't murder me to death with complaints about how much shit we have here. Now, I am proud to present the reopening of all the galleries. Thank god they weren't down for that long. I needed my bishies!!! O_O;; Remember kids... no direct linking or the bishies will play with me instead of you. ::giggles with sadistic glee.::
On a happier note, I found a new title for my story, and I would like to take this oppurtunity to say thank you to dorritos. You are the tastiest chip ever with a kick ass slogan. ::bows humbly.:: Toodles, good people!
Kakutama-sama guzzled a bottle of water at 3:03 P.M.
7/16/05 - Wow, well looky here, I must me brimming with updates for you guys. Kakutama-sama here once again to bring you up to date on what's been going on. Went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yesterday with Nori and her people. It was rather funny. The original was a little more entertaining, but this was just funny and random. You can't beat that.
I told Nori to watch the Gravitation dvd our friend had given her. AND WE DID. And it was funny. Remember this kids... canabalism is frowned upon in many societies and GRAVITATION IS A MUST WATCH! So go and watch it!!
Onwards to the actual update. The galleries have all been updated AGAIN, thanks to Nori's request of us finding more pictures of our lovely trigger maniac Mr. K. I got to thinking though. How come the other people can't have updates. So I added a whole shitload of pictures for you. I hope you like them. And please. No direct linking... it makes us sad and if you do?!? I will close the galleries. Then you'll have to deal with other sites hassling you about direct linking. Bwa ha ha.
Also we might have an affiliate. Another site of our blessed work housing our made up, and completely rediculous manga "Boarding Boys." I have to get back to Nori on that one cuz I'm still not sure how we're gonna do that. (She's the artist, yanno... and she's slow. >>;;) But maybe that's cuz I give her too many ideas. But whatever!!! We shall get back to on that. I also have her word that she's working on the Sesshoumaru's Weakness and it should... SHOULD be up here soon. Toodles!!
Kakutama-sama stared at the wonderful bishies in her own galleries at 11:40 A.M.
7/15/05 - Hey hey, what's up and schway?! Me that is. Kakutama-sama here for the third time to bring you another funfilled bishy update. The galleries have all been updated with hot and steamy pics of burly bishies. Please check them out. You might be asking yourselves, when is Nori gonna update? Well, folks, I'm guessing that I am a permanent staff member to this here site. So I think you'll just be talking to me and that's it. Bwa ha ha. ::hides from Nori's flying snow peas:: AHH!!
Kakutama-sama picked up a fallen pod of peas at 11:44 A.M.
7/14/05 - Two updates in one day. Oh my God! Kakutama-sama here again, folks, letting ya know that the galleries are up running and ready for viewing. The instructions to them are locted on the corresponding pages. Use your common sense and YOUR WELCOME!! >
Kakutama-sama shook her fingers out at 9:01 A.M.
7/14/05 - Coocoo cats and kittens! Kakutama-sama here with the update of the century. I have been slaving away since 1 o'clock trying to get this site up and running and now it is! Unfortunately though, it has many empty spaces... WE NEED YOUR HELP!! Yes you... you there... right there, sitting staring at me. Knock it off and get yer ass in gear. We need submissions if you have any. Fanfictions, Fanart, or Screenshots of ANY of the Inuyasha characters (Mostly Sesshomaru) or of anything else you have. Submissions can be sent here to Nori and she will scoop them up. Check your cookie jar often, folks!
Kakutama-sama watched the pretty moths at 3:59 A.M.
About the site
Now for what I know you all came here for! This site was originally devoted to Sesshoumaru from the show Inuyasha on Adult Swim, but that has changed. Although I have committed myself to going and finding out as much as I can about this yummy character, and getting delicious pictures, links, fanfics, and other related things that have to do with this enticingly cruel demon, this site is not soley about him. I am desperate, so anything that you want to contribute is fine with me. If you want to contribute a fanfic or art, then go to the corresponding page and click on the word 'me'. It should be a different color like a good link should be. Navigate from the left to get to the kewl stuff, but please read the disclaimer before you do that because I broke a mirror less than 7 years ago, and said mirror still has me on probation, so don't make it worse...please!!
DISCLAIMER
If you have been to any site dealing with any anime that someone doesn't own, then you know what a disclaimer is. This site is no different. For those of you who are REALLY dense, that means that I have a disclaimer just like every other site.
Okay, I do NOT own Sesshomaru or anything else having to do with him or any other characters, titles, or ideas affiliated with the show. Nor do I own any other media, anime, manga, or pictures featured here. But I do sometimes own Schway... and she has kindly consented under the pressure of my foot to put it all here for you. I also own a computer, this website, and anything else I take credit for! Tee-hee!
WARNINGS!! (Yes... this means you... you there... with the doughnut.)
For once I have to be serious! OMIGAWD! Like no way?!
- I won't lie to you, there is mostly yaoi which means male/male relationships on this site. If you are uncomfortable with this, then please leave now.
- There is content in this site that may not be suitable for those under 15 or who haven't had a decent Health class. But if I just described you, then there may be stuff in the G- PG-13 area. If you choose to read the higher rated works, then by all means do. Just don't hold me responsible for disrupting your natural brain waves, and don't go crying to your mommy blaming me for your poorly designed decision-making paradime that you should REALLY be evaluating.
- Don't say I didn't warn you either, because I'm saying it right HERE!!! In other words, don't blame me for your rightfully owned idiocy.
- Everything will be coded in some way so you will know the rating and what kind of story it is. That's pretty much it for the warning.
Now if none of the aforementioned stuff squicked you, then get to reading! If you are grimacing and trying not to throw up in your mouth, then I suggest you haul ass and leave now by pressing the back button, conveniently located on your browser window. If you wish to flame me about this because you were stupid enough to skip this section, then I'll throw holy water at you and hope you burn. Well, I would if it weren't for the fact that me doing that is like a gutterslut teaching kids about STD's. All that aside, if you are having problems with my site, then email me. Hugs!
Inuyasha and all other characters are the owned property of Rumiko Takahashi and her companies. Any other manga and/or anime is property of THEIR creators and companies. This site solely exists to praise Sesshoumaru, and many more characters, in a shrine like environment without me having to fork over cash to actually build said shrine.