~~~~ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE~~~~

“Okay guys, our show’s over for now. If the rollercoaster of love is making you sick, get help by calling our hotline. You can also check us out at our website or snail-mail us.”
“We try to answer as much as we can.”
“And like most of you, we do have lives, so try not to get mad.”
Madison continued. “Go ahead and call or write or whatever. Just remember that we are human.” The girls squeezed together on the couch, ready to do the saying at the cue, “When you’re dizzy and need help getting on the right track…”
“Call Rollercoaster of Love!!” The girls cheered.


Welcome to ROL, amy's newest story. Before u jump head first into the characters and the stories and all the gooodness of this series, let me tell ya some things.

How did i come up with it?? I do remember listening to 'loveline' and thinking that i would love to do that. Plus, I recently downloaded 'rollercoaster of love' by the red hot chilli peppers and it just fit. that's all i can remember about the whole idea process. Ooo!! But i do remember writing the beginning in earth science with the help of bridget and steph. mwah girls!!

second, i have to put a warning on this because some person is going to spaz out thinking that this is based on them or whatever and they're wrong. sure, a good writer writes what they know and some things they write about are going to resemble someone they know or a way a person acts or certain sayings or whatever. it never really turns out like that. sometimes it just does... i just want to say that the characters aren't really one person, but more like a clashing ensamble put together at the last minute. so don't give me a hard time about it. ur wasting my time and urs.

Since part of the whole idea for ROL was formed from the song, I later decided to name the chapters by RHCP song titles or lyrics. The earliest chapters (like one thru 4 I think) were pre-title, so they are the hardest to rename. If you find a lyric or title better than the one I have, please tell me.

Last, for the pictures that I have as the 'characters': it is hard to find the EXACT picture or look that I want. I chose ones that were pretty close. So don't bug me about how Cali's hair changes colors/length. It's hard to find someone with dark brown/redishtint hair. The other three girls have blonde hair, with Ashleigh having the lightest hair. Ashleigh and Cali are relatively short compared to the other two girls and especially the guys. The twins are supposed to have blondish/brownish hair. Probably blond highlights. They are not identical, but they do look similar enough to be brothers. Fred is supposed to be muscular and have obviously blond hair. .... i think that's it.... ::shrugs::
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but c'mon. let's learn about our hosts eh?!?!

Piper:


Reads: Cosmo, Chicken Soup for …Soul and anything romance
Listens: Jason Mraz, Kenny Chesney, Al Green.
Secret: Once ate an entire carton of ice cream by herself because she was really upset and all the girls were on vacation.
Good: Can always be found volunteering at Church.
Evil: Plants bras, girl undies, pads, tampons and any other girlie stuff in convenient places to upset/scare overprotective brothers.
ROL Specialty: love and religion, ways to be romantic
Great quotes said/about: The guy followed, taking another step closer. Piper raised an eyebrow, contemplating if she should give him a right hook him in the jaw. If he stepped over one more time, she was going to give him one so hard he would fly out the building.
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“That’s cool. And you are as sarcastic in life as you are on tv??” He leaned over.
“Yea. A lot of my material comes from dealing with idiots, especially my family.”
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“Hey. I fall for boys like the way I drive…very fast.”
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Madison:


Reads: Fearless series by Francine Pascal. SG magazine,
Listens: Blink 182, Simple Plan,
Secret: Accidently (so she says) broke a neighborhood boy’s arm after he said that girls can’t play basketball. No one believed the boy when he said she did it.
Good:Babysits little cousin once every week for no charge.
Evil:Once flirted to cut in line for music tickets and was the last one to receive them (the boys that let her cut didn’t get to go)
ROL Specialty: The whole deal with crushes and crushing. But good all around.
Great quotes said/about: “Cause Maddie will kick my ass. And she can. Then I will scream cause she’s kicking my ass. Then she will kick my ass s’more cause I’m screaming, but I will just keep screaming and she will keep kicking my ass until one of us becomes unconscious…”-Ashleigh
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Madison put her head down on the floor. “You guys watch too much TV. Especially that Channel 9 crap!”
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Maddie grabbed Piper’s arm. “What happened? If you don’t tell me now, I’m just going to have to beat it out of Ash later…”
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Ashleigh:


Reads: Boy meets girl by Meg Cabot, Confessions of A Shopaholic, Harriet the Spy any other book that comes her way.
Listens: Rooney, The Donnas,
Secret: Barely left her room when Princess Diana died and when she did, she wore entire black outfits completed with the mourner’s hat/vail and black gloves.
Good:Reads at neighborhood libraries and works at an animal shelter.
Evil: Told younger sister that their parents sold her into slavery because she drew on one of her Cabbage Patch Dolls
ROL Specialty: everything and anything. Good with flirting and playing the dating game.
Great quotes said/about:
Madison just sighed. Piper looked at her best friend and gave her a quick hug. “And if he doesn’t, he’s stupid and to cheer you up I’ll buy Ashleigh a muzzle.”
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“A shamrock shake??”
“Yea. I’m Irish. I have to celebrate my heritage.”
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“OH man, you sounded like Ashes. I thought you were her clone!” Kyle ignore Ashleigh’s look. “I just figured cause one of you, is bad enough. Two would just be…”
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Cali:


Reads: V.C. Andrews, Entertainment Weekly
Listens:John Mayer, Ashanti, Matchbox20,
Secret:Was too embarrassed to buy first set of bras, so she ended up stealing them out of the store.
Good:Helped a friend lose around 20 pounds so she could fit in her dream prom dress
Evil:Erased a girl’s name off a paper and took it as her own…she never got caught.
ROL Specialty:The sex expert from the girls’ p.o.v., staying together with your significant other and dealing with the more ‘stupid’ callers.
Great quotes said/about:At the end of the hall way, Darien stood. Cali ran to him and gave him a big hug. "Hey baby!! I missed you."
"Jeez. It's only been three hours," Michael whispered. "Oh mannn. I looked."
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They called the girls, but their cell phones were all off. “It’s Cali. I’m not here. You can try my boyfriend’s phone. I’m usually with him. Sorry I missed ya!”
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Michael:


Reads: Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien
Listens:Incubus, O.A.R.
Secret:lit pictures of a horrible ex-girlfriend with lighter, almost burned down his bedroom.
Good:Teaches Sunday school
Evil:Locked his brother in a trunk and forgot about him.
ROL Specialty:Having the right things to say and do, and dealing with mean girls.
Great quotes said/about:
“No. Other things,” Michael rolled his eyes. “We notice a girl’s personality, how she acts towards others. Lots of stuff. We just like the general idea of girl, especially their asses.”
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Fred:


Reads: Sports Illustrated.
Listens: Ludicris, 50cent,
Secret:Made out with Ashleigh’s older sister, Haleigh.
Good:Never cheated on any of his girlfriends even though so many girls tried to seduce him.
Evil:Depended on teachers giving him a passing grade since he was a popular athlete.
ROL Specialty:The sex expert for the male p.o.v.
Great quotes said/about: “So Tyler….and Freddie. If you were scamming on a girl and her parents walked in what would you do?”
Tyler and Fred sat in thought. Fred answered first. “I’m a quick runner. I would run like hell.”
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“But boobs are fun!” Fred yelled in excitement.
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Tyler James:


Reads: Sports Illustrated, ESPN, Surfer.
Listens:Blink 182, Sum41, any mix cd he makes.
Secret:Believed himself to wear the ugliest glasses. Ripped up every picture of him with them on.
Good: Volunteered to give basketball lessons to kids with no fathers.
Evil:Spiked a volleyball at the back of his ex’s head and let another guy take the rap for it in gym.
ROL Specialty:Dealing with Cheaters/cheating in relationship, Good all around advise.
Great quotes said/about: “Tyler!!” Maddie frowned. “His name is Tyler James, not Dawson.”
“James!!!” Ashleigh squeeled. “Like JAMES VanDerbeek. Holy crap!!”
“Both are blonde!!”
“Yess!!” Piper and Ashleigh slapped hands.
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Tyler sat next to her and took the stuffed dog from her. “No one makes fun of Mr. Woof.”
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Kyle:


Reads: Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
Listens: Dashboard, NFG,
Secret: Always late to ROL taping since he must watch to the very end of Scooby-Doo (but not when Scrappy’s on).
Good: Stayed home from school when his mom was sick and cooked her soup.
Evil: Actually dated a girl just because she was easy.
ROL speciality: Having actual intelligent answers, rules of ‘playing’ the dating game
Great quotes said/about: “Hey, it’s okay. Speaking of girlfriend…Kyle, isn’t your date, like somewhere…”
“OH shit.”
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Tyler snorted. “Flirt a lot. It’s like second grade and you’re teasing the girl you like.”
“You know that’s not true. I never teased them when I was little. If I liked them, I went for them. Who could resists this manly charm?”
“I forgot. You were the kindergarten Casanova.”
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