...your every single worry will be out of sight...
(part one)
“We’re on in…5, 4, 3, 2...” “Hi everyone! This is Rollercoaster of Love, the show where you ask the questions and we give you the answers. As you all know, I’m Madison, this is Ashleigh, Piper, Fred, Michael and Cali. Tyler isn’t here today yet. And as always, Kyle is late. You all know the drill, so we’re going to just go ahead with the calls today,” Madison smiled. “Becky from Lockport are you there?” “Yes, Madison, I’m here. Before I get to my question, I just want to tell all of you that you guys are great!! I’ve been watching this show for about a year and I know you guys are just normal people like us, but you are so good at what you do. It‘s really amazing.” Piper smiled, “Thank you Becky. Go ahead with your question. We want to help.” “Oh, yea. Okay…I have been going out with my boyfriend for about a year and 7 months now. There’s no problems with the relationship or anything. We get along fine. In fact there’s no real problems.” Ashleigh twirled a piece of hair, a well known sign that tells everyone that she’s thinking. “There must be something wrong if you’re calling.” Becky sighed. “Yea. That’s true. The trouble I’m having is my mom. I have a difficult problem with staying with people, like a commitment issue or whatever. Luke--I mean my boyfriend I’m with now is the longest I have been with a guy. My mom thinks that he is the one. I mean, he could be and all…but I’m too young. I know I’m too young. My mom is planning the wedding.” “Is she really planning a wedding or is she like, just asking so many annoying questions like how serious it is.” Madison asked. “Yea,” Fred pitched in. “Like what do you mean by planning the wedding.” “I mean, ‘oh, honey! Don’t eat that Snickers bar. You won’t be able to fit in your wedding dress.’ Wedding dress!!! I’m 20 years old. I’m too young to marry. She’s been taking frequent trips to the floral shops around. I live in a small suburb. The news is about to come out with all her ….” Ashleigh stopped twirling her hair, “Well, you can’t talk to your mom when your upset like this. And you have every right to be mad. All mothers, or caring ones anyway, dream about the day that their beautiful daughter is going to be married. It’s like, a big event. You know that. Well, and I’m telling you not to say this to your mom, but maybe back when she was your age that was the time for marriage. I don’t know how old she is, but maybe you know. When you get calm enough go shopping because shopping is the greatest mother/daughter thing to do and while you guys are eating your Taco Bell or whatever mention casually that you aren’t planning to marry him. You love him and he loves you, but tell her that you aren’t ready for marriage financially or emotionally. Say you aren’t ready to take that step and neither is your boyfriend. Promise her that when you do get married…don’t say if… just say when… even though getting married is up to you but when you say if that little idea pops in that tells her you aren’t ever going to be a bride and oh man it was just start again… but when you do get married you and her are going to talk and plan it out together…” “Damn girl!! You said all that with one breath.” Piper sat back in the beanbag uncomfortably. She should have knocked Freddie off the sofa chair when she had the chance. She was too tall for this thing. “Does this help you in anyway?” There was a bit of silence on the other line. “Wow…” She whispered. “That actually will work… shopping. Telling her that I will marry someday…Okay I got it. Thank you guys once again!” “Nah! Thank you for calling Becky. Donna from Indianapolis?” “Yes I’m here. Okay. I went on a date with this guy…” “Yea, and..” “Well, we went on a date and he hasn’t called me.” Ashleigh and Madison threw back their heads. “How many days has it been?” Ashleigh sighed. “Uhh…one. Actually one day and 15 hours…” “OH dear gawd!! Cali answer this one.” Cali sighed. “Guys. Don’t like phones. They have this whole issue with calling girls back. It’s just as hard to call back a girl they like, as it is for us to call them.” “Or even harder,” Fred murmured. “Listen Donna. Give him a week. If he doesn’t call in a week than call him. If he seems distant, than go find another boy.” Their director, Don was signaling a commercial break. Ashleigh sat up, the camera focusing on her. “We’re going to take a break. If your anything like me, it’s time to eat. So go,” she shooed with her hand. “But come back, eh.” And cut. The cameras were off, but the audience still stared at the six hosts. Ashleigh shot up. “Does anyone got any food??” She shouted. Audience members laughed and shook their heads. “No seriously!!! Does anyone have any food??” Maddie laughed, “I don’t think they are allowed to bring in food, Ash.” Ashleigh sat back down, “What the hell kind of rule is that?? No food…” “What? Does the princess need a royal snack?” Ashleigh didn’t even bother looking up to see who just teased her. “What? Does the dick have to be late for work everyday?” Kyle just smiled. “Y’know. It might not kill you to be early one day. Just once.” She brought up her middle finger. “Ashleigh…” “Oh c’mon Maddie, it’s not fair. He’s late all the time. We never started an episode with him sitting here in the first 10 minutes.” “And look how successful we’ve gotten,” Piper laughed. “It might be jinxed if he does come in early.” “Pippppeeerrrr!!!! You’re not helping!!!” “Ashes, I only come late so I don’t have to hear your whining.” “Uh-huh. You like my whining. Don’t lie.” Everyone laughed, including Kyle and Ashleigh. Maddie laughed even harder, “Besides Kyle. You know she’s just pissed cause you didn’t bring any food.” Kyle’s cell rang, “Hello. Oh hey…sure. It’s okay. I’ll tell them…Just watch out. The nazi is on the rampage….yea.” Ashleigh jumped over the end of the couch, falling into Kyle’s lap. “Tyler?? BRING FOOD,” she shouted. “Can you hear me?? Bring me some food. I’ll pay you back!! Get me some food!!! FOOD, FOOD!!!!!” Kyle covered Ashleigh’s mouth with his hand. “Did you hear that? Do us all a favor and get Ashes some food.” Rollercoaster of Love was a hit show that originally broadcasted in the Chicago area, but it’s popularity exceeded in the states that surrounding Illinois. Indiana, Michigan, and Wisconsin were all giving money for the rights to broadcast it. It wasn’t an actual show until recently. It began first as a telephone hotline that the four girls set up after their painful freshman year. They all experienced heartbreaks, crushes and traumas and wanted to help other girls like them. At the end of their junior year, they noticed that just as many guys were calling ROL and thought it would be best to have guys talk to guys when the callers specified. At the very beginning of their senior year, they got the chance to have the hotline on radio. It grew so popular, that the radio station sponsored them to have their own talk show (as long as they played the radio station’s kind of music, which all four liked anyway). It made them mini-celebrities in their hometowns and three of the girls early entrepreneurs So now there were 8 of them. Four girls and four boys. “Commercial break over…back on in 5, 4, 3,…” “Hey guys welcome back.” Ashleigh sat with her arms crossed.“ Hmph! Welcome back…” She snide at the camera. “I hope everyone got their food at home, cause I sure didn’t!” Tyler James suddenly appeared with a bag of food in his hands. Her eyes got really big. “OOOOOoooooo!!!!!!” The camera cut back to Piper, who was still staring at Ashleigh’s wide eyes. “Uhh…while Ashleigh gets her well deserved…” Ashleigh cut her off with her shrills of excitement “…food. We’re going to go back to the phones.” Fred hit the button. “Samuel, 22. You’re on the air.” “hey. Am I on the air??” “Yea-ppp!!” “Cool.” The guy paused for a time. “Oh yea. I called to ask a question.” Everyone nodded. Tyler ducked in front of cameras and sat down in front of the couch, where Maddie and Ashleigh were sitting. He handed out two burgers, fries and a case of chicken tenders to Ash. “Here. I knew you wanted something too,” and with that he gave Maddie a cheeseburger and small fry. “Talk to her parents. Tell them it was a misunderstanding. I know it will be hard. Trust me, I still can’t talk to my girlfriend’s parents without sounding like an idiot, but if you try to clear things up they may like you or respect you more.” “Thanks,” Maddie said as she gobbled up some French fries. “Ewww guys. What would you rather have happen? You’re parent’s catching you or your siblings??” “Neither. With my family….hell no. If my brothers don’t kill me or the guy, my mother will.” “C’mon!! You have to pick one of them.” “Okay,” Piper thought about it… “Uhhh….parents….no…siblings. My brothers because they would kill him first.” “Yea, that’s comforting for whoever you date.” “Hey, better him than me!” She shrugged. “Maddie??” “If I had siblings, I’d pick them.” “Uhhh. Parents.” “You guys are nuts! Siblings all the way.” “Yea,” Kyle nodded. “Siblings. Cause we would all be proud of each other for getting some.” All the boys laughed. “What about you Princess Ashleigh? Parents or siblings?” “Duh. Siblings!” She popped in another fry, barely chewing. “My parents are never home, so there’s no chance of them finding out.” “Really??” “Yea!” She rolled her eyes as if it’s obvious to everyone. “My parent’s are always at work or doing socials. They would never find out. If they did, then they would probably end up throwing a condom at us and telling us not to stain anything.” “Oh mann!!” An audience member stood up to ask a question. “Go ahead!” Maddie shouted. “Hi. Like, how do you not get caught?” “Unless it’s like my house, there’s always the chance. Why do you think that cars are popular places for oral sex??” “Lots of head room!!!” Maddie yelled excitedly. Ashleigh and Maddie slapped hands and cheered, “Yessss!!!!!” “Good one Maddie!! Plus ten!!” “You can’t just give out ten points!” Fred yelled. “Oh wait…” Ashleigh signaled him to wait a second, and finished taking a sip of her pop. “I just did.” “Yesss!!” “Okay. I’m not sure if there is a sure way to not get caught.” Cali’s eyebrow furrowed, “I really don’t think we’re supposed to help them with that.” Ashleigh, off camera, whispered something to Maddie and crawled over to Piper and told her. All three girls cracked up. The audience member didn’t sit down. She looked directly at Freddie and Tyler. “What about you two? I’m sure that you guys have been in that position.” Piper’s laugh grew louder. “Position!” Ashleigh’s eyes grew bigger as she laughed, “Oooo!!! So guys…have you ever been in that position??“ She laughed some more. “What’s your position…tell me what’s your position? What’s your position??” She got up and did a little dance to the song, “What’s your flava?” only changing the words to make the girls giggle more. “It only cost me thirty bucks.” Maddie sang along… “What’s your position? Tell me what’s your position? ” She danced in her seat to the same beat as Ash. “Next caller!” T.J. pleaded. The audience giggled. “But-you-did-n’t-ans-wer!!” Ashleigh sing-songed, while upside down on the couch. Then she sat up to look at Maddie, “Am I allowed to put my feet up here?” “Sure, why not. It’s not like you have shoes on anyway.” Ashleigh grabbed her feet to check. “Oh yea…..ugh. I have the weirdest feet…hmm.” She banged them against the back of the sofa and leaned back down. She was now even with Tyler’s face. “So Tyler….and Freddie. If you were scamming on a girl and her parents walked in what would you do?” Tyler and Fred sat in thought. Fred answered first. “I’m a quick runner. I would run like hell.” “Me too.” Tyler turned around to face Ashleigh back, “But I wouldn’t be in that position in the first place. I would make sure no one would come in. That door would be dead bolted.” Ashleigh nodded, looking quite odd because she was upside down. “Okaaay, now we can take another call.” Fred hit the button again. “Hello. You’re on. Simon from Northbrook.” “I’m here. I have a question for the ladies…I know you girls are awesome with clothes, but you would get a hell of a lot more attention if you were naked on your show.” “Ahh. Nakedness. You obviously didn’t listen to us when we were on the radio.” “Yea, we were all naked, big orgies…You missed a lot of fun.” “Really??” asked Simon, the caller. “No,” Cali laughed. “We asked them to be naked but they wouldn’t let us.” “You see, Simon…the execs realized that two of the girls had really tiny boobs and they have a rule about not showing little boobs on tv.” “Yea. It’s against the rules. Tiny boobs, tiny ratings.” Piper agreed. “It’s a fact of life.” The audience laughed. Ashleigh laughed, “They figured it would be too weird to have two naked girls and two clothed girls.” The boys looked very uncomfortable, wiggling in their seats. They were obviously not as open with some things as the girls were. It made the boys a bit antsy and hoped that the girls wouldn’t continue. Fred tossed his head. “Ashleigh!! Piper!! For the last time, you’re boobs aren’t small.” Piper threw a pillow at Fred’s head. “We didn’t say who had small boobs, now everyone knows. Way to go….” The audience laughed again. It was the end of the show. Madison started the show, so she had to end it. “Okay guys, our show’s over for now. If the rollercoaster of love is making you sick, get help by calling our hotline. You can also check us out at our website or snail-mail us.” “We try to answer as much as we can.” “And like most of you, we do have lives, so try not to get mad.” Madison continued. “Go ahead and call or write or whatever. Just remember that we are human.” The girls squeezed together on the couch, ready to do the saying at the cue, “When you’re dizzy and need help getting on the right track…” “Call Rollercoaster of Love!!” The girls cheered. The end-music was playing until the little red lights on the camera shut off. “Good show everyone!! We’re going to take a two hour break and do another taping at four.” Ashleigh was walking off the stage on her hands (you were warned she did silly things for no reason). “Hear that Kyle?!? Four!!! Try to be there on time.” “Uh-huh. Like I can pay attention to a Carney?” Ashleigh spit out her tongue and accidentally bit it, “Ow…notetoself: don’t do that upside down. Ow. Four o’clock Kyle.” She continued to walk down the hallway on her hands. Piper looked very cautious, since she was walking behind her, “Just don’t kick me Ash, okay.” At the end of the hall way, Darien stood. Cali ran to him and gave him a big hug. "Hey baby!! I missed you." "Jeez. It's only been three hours," Michael whispered. "Oh mannn. I looked." "Wrong time, eh?" Piper stretched her arms. "I used to be like you. I always looked at them at the wrong time. Seeing the lip action....yea." She turned around. "Oh mannn!!!! I saw it too!" "Heh heh! I didn't see it....heh heh." "That's cause your upside down, freak!!" Madison pushed her best friend's legs over. Ashleigh, not prepared, fell over and crashed into the wall on her left, resembling a rag dolled tossed into the wall. Maddie just pointed and laughed. Piper, Maddie, Fred, T.J. and Michael stepped over her and continued walking. “You guys suck!!” Ashleigh replied angrily, still upside down, limbs everywhere. “C’mon Ashes.” Kyle grabbed her arms and pulled her up into his arms. “Lets go eat. Are you hungry?” Ashleigh’s grin broadened and gave Kyle a big hug, “Duh.”
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