The caller agreed, “Yea that works??” Ashleigh tossed her hair, in an know-it-all fashion. “Girls are always seen as sex objects. We know that guys think of sex, all the time, so it’s nice when boys like us for us, and not our boobs, or bodies.” “But boobs are fun!” Fred yelled in excitement. “No, not them again!!” “Well,” Ashleigh giggled. “We can always talk about asses. Right Maddie?” Maddie was fully back to reality by now. “Ahhhh!!! Protect me!!!” Ashleigh hid behind Fred. The camera stuck with Ashleigh. She faced the camera, but still curled up behind Fred. “In case you don’t know, I have a theory.” “No one wants to hear about your theory Ash!!” Tyler cleared his throat and smiled, “So Ash, what’s your theory??” “I believe that no matter who you are. Boys, girls, little kids, old people, people our age, it makes no difference. You will be obsessed with Maddie’s ---” but Ashleigh couldn’t finish since Maddie flew over Fred and shoved Ashleigh’s head into the couch cushion and sat on her. “Aghhhhh!!! Okay, okay okay!!!! Ahhhh!!!” Maddie continued to sit on Ashleigh. Fred groaned because Ashleigh, in attempt to escape, kicked Fred in the stomach. “Can we talk to our next caller?” Piper smiled, “I dunno. I would rather talk about Ashleigh’s theory.” “I like her theory,” Tyler admitted it with a smile. “You do have a nice one.” Maddie slid off Ashleigh, but Ash was still pressed against the cushions unable to move (or breathe). “You think so?” Tyler stared at Maddie and then turned his head quickly. He couldn’t look at her right now, “Yea.” Tyler cleared his throat, “Next caller.” “Hi, am I on?…You guys are great, just want to tell you that. I have a question.” “Go ahead, Zeek.” “How do you…return the favor to you girlfriend? I just want to…uh…” He went on with his question and the boys tried to answer it as best as they could, while Piper held in her laughter and Ashleigh continued punching Maddie. They took a commercial break. “Stop hitting me Ashleigh!!!” “Can’t breathe! Lo-s--ng oxy--” “Oh shit,” Maddie slipped entirely off Ashleigh. Ashleigh bolted up holding her neck…. “I’m sorry Ash. I didn’t know the pillow was there.” She laughed for a second. “It was crushing her windpipe…” Ashleigh still panted, her color returning to her face. “Damn. Princess Ashleigh wouldn’t be able to yell anymore.” Ashleigh picked up the pillow that could have knocked her out and threw it at Kyle’s head. “You dumfuck,” she yelled (but it came out as a hoarse whisper). “HEEYY!! I wasn’t the one that had the pillow there. Or the one that sat on you.” “Yea,” still hoarse. “But it’s Maddie... You, just ask for it.” “We’re on in…one.” Maddie sat back in her spot, “I’m sorry. Are you really okay?” “Yea, I’m fine. How does my hair look?” “Still good.” “Okay then.”