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read THE NEW DIRECTION IN MIKEE MANIA!
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has influenced the deific mikee gee, we are delving into a new format. One
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RANT FOR MAY
As Bobby Boucher’s dear sweet old
mama would say, “Cell phones are the Devil.” I am so sick of cell phones.
I can see their value to parents by giving one to their kids for emergencies
or to keep in touch with (i.e. spying on) them. No more I wasn’t near a
phone and it was broken excuses. I can see how it can help one in an emergency
capacity: your house is flung forty miles into the desert by a tornado and
you need help, or your car runs out of gas on the turnpike. Fine.
But do you really need to be in the grocery store
on the phone with your sister in law telling her you just picked up the milk
and you are heading to the checkout? Do you really need to talk to anyone
while you are driving? Its herd enough to believe that most people even
have driver’s licenses much less that they know how to use a car; but talk
on a phone while you are pretending to drive?!?!
Many states are outlawing the use of a handheld cell
phone in a car. Bravo to them! When will it happen in Pennsylvania? Probably
the same day those PA drivers are taught how to drive well than our neighbors
from New Jersey.
People in general are only vaguely aware of the life
that goes on around them. They barely notice that there are other people
doing other things when they walk, drive or sit on their porch. Ok, they
notice when you flip them off, but not when you hold a door for them or say
hello. People are growing more ignorant of simple common sense every day.
They have a cornucopia of distractions as it is without the cell phone. They
can’t get along with anyone, but do they need to not get along on a phone
anywhere they wish?
Kids of all ages have cell phones. They talk and
instant message more than adults. They need the added distractions as it
keeps them out of everyone else’s hair for the most part. But did you ever
listen to there pathetic conversations? Maybe they shouldn’t have the cell
phones. Dumb kids are making other kids dumber by talking to them on the
phone constantly.
The worst thing, and most annoying to all around
them is the cell phone earpiece with mic attachment. This gives the user
the freedom of having their cell phone clipped to their pants with a line
connecting the phone to an earpiece. The line has a mini-microphone close
to their throat. This lets a person have a conversation with you and someone
else without the live person knowing to whom the user is speaking. This
is the pinnacle of ignorance in my book.
Another thing that is not quite as bad as the earpiece,
but come in a close second is those annoying walkie-talkie phones that have
a 15-mile radius. They should not be used for public use. Construction workers
or other businesses that require a range to work should have them. It would
help them a great deal. Your dad does not need one to let you know the
football score while you are standing in line a Wal-Mart.
And whatever happened to people being concerned about
brain cancer from the harmful rays emitted and collected by the cell phone
being held to your head too long?
5/12/02
Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones begins thursday!
WoooooHoooo!!!!!
First rant is up
Sorry for the delay
The Old rant archive will be up next month
4/7/02
A Bold new direction is begun!
Ranting may start soon.
Anime bikini page is history. Too much effort is needed.
Video Review is still there...
Movie reviews are under construction...
Good luck to all!
1/14/02
First few bikini thumbnail pages are up.
Links to larger sizes will be up soonish.
Movie reviews up. Come back
and lookee at what Gee lookees at often.
Vid review is ok some a da time.
1/9/02
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Some links doesn't works.
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Amen.
1/1/2002
The new year brings with it a New Mikee Gee!
The Anime Bikini Pages are beginning to be stuffed.
The broken Links on the video review page are being fixed.
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12/26/01
The Anime Bikini Page Project is under way.
First new links established.
Original Main Page up for archival purposes. Followers
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