Team Members.
Tekk- Site Pres. (e.g. guy who does all the work)
Jin- Vice Site Pres.
Devil- Antagonist
Angel- The Opposite of Antagonist
Unknown- More Vicer Site Pres
Lee- Secretary
Paul- Bloke who organises the Poll Results
Other People: Hwoarang,
Ling,
Miharu, Lei Wulongand
random Tekken characters.
Tekk: Welcome to the 3rd Installment of 'Ask The Team'. Our first question is from that ever red of tigers-RedTiger.
"Ahem.It has come to my attenion that Paul
has become clever: 1. What's
with that?! Sorry for being so frank, but
seriously, the next thing
you know, he'll be proving that Newton was
wrong all along... Second
thoughts. Don't even go there..."
Paul: HEY! Just because I'm a biker doesn't mean I ain't got smarts!!!
Rex: I write his scripts
Paul: shut uuupppppp!!
2. May I ask why Lee and Kazyua got
utterly boozed at Xmas? Mate, you don't just
appear on the door step
and ask if Queen Elizbeth is in and ask if
she wants a quichie or
quicky, which ever one is easier. It just
ain't on...By the way Lee,
you left your car outside, and Kazuya, Heihachi
sends his love and
"Where did you put my geta shoes, and why
do they vomit over them,
you bastard?"
Jin: and with a minor as well *tsk tsk*
Lee: shut up!
Tekk: As for Kazuya- he isn't here at the moment-
he said something about fleeing the country *shrugs*
3.Dave, hows it in England at the moment? Hope
it isn't
too bad up North.
Tekk: It's bloody cold X_X and I had to walk to school right when it was at its coldest *sneeze*
Jin: Gimme a raise and I'll cure you from your cold
Tekk: Jin- a menthol-soaked tissue isn't going to help me!
Jin: >:o(
4. Jin, what kind of bike do you have, with
you and
your leather stuff in T3?. Tricycle is not
an answer.
Jin: *goes to speak-reads tricycle omission message-...shuts
up* :o( *walks away*
5. And last but
not least, who's up for some good old British
comedy? Red Tiger, OBE,
TTFN, PMS, U2, KISS
Tekk: I dunno- I get regular doses every Monday and Friday
Hwo: hey, hey- guess what Devil's doing *holds a shroud in front of Devil- who seems to be moving something to make rusty squeaking sounds*
Unknown: is he putting something through a mangle?
Hwo: we'll check *takes away shroud*
Devil: *turning a wheel with a weasel attached to it with his pants down* I'm rotating a weasel!
Everyone: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devil: what? ......WHAT?!
Tekk: Uh-huh, anyway, here are some questions from Xiao.
'1. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if there is a wood chuck..?'
Jin: You mean 'how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood'?
Devil: I dunno, 9?
'2. A question to devil. Would you mind being
a character in my next story? I
will be posting it at net.'
Devil: Go ahead, but watch what you write or I'll cripple ya!
Angel: Stop threatening the questionee's!! oh, you're such an embarassment!!
Devil: Cram it!
3. I think I've became smarter than last time. Right?
Hwo: err, sure..
Tekk: Actually, we wouldn't know for sure. We're
not the school board.
4. Do any of you pimps have problems with bugs,
I have bugs in my house.
ROCHES! SAVE ME!
Lee: That's why I always use Raid insect killer...
Heihachi: ..as cologne!! bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Lee: Quiet you!! My cologne doesn't smell that bad....does it?
Paul: Well, let's just say, it keeps my bike shiny
and clean for 2 whole months!
5. Tekk.... How's britan?
Tekk: Sunny and cool- like a cold shower.
6. If Harry Pothead was true. Ya think I'll
a possiblity that I get to go to
a magic school like Hogwarts?
Unknown: Love, if Harry Potter was real life- we'd all be in magic schools like Hogwarts.
Angel: Only Christianity's true! do not believe these lies!
Jin: Nice Iraqi Info.Minister impression ya did there!
Angel: Heathens!!!
7. To Kazzy? Can u have this.. It's the almighty
metal 2x4.. I MEAN METAL! *
Gives Kaz a metal 2x4*.
Kazuya: Er-ok, sure. Thanks *takes metal 2x4 and tests it on Lee*
Lee: Whergh!!
Kazuya: Neat! >: )
Tekk: You can write a story about the team, and I give you permission to use my name, but the old message boarders I'd rather not that you'd include in a story. They're real people, and wouldn't like being used in a story without their knowledge or permission.
Jin: *wakes up from nap, yawns* ohh lordy, I'm tired
Tekk: well, can't sleep yet- we have more questions after a long needed update to this place (sorry for the wait everyone)
Devil: ughh...my mouth tastes like a gym sock
Paul: That's because you wouldn't stop snoring! so I shoved a sock in your mouth!
Devil: BLOORGH!!
Tekk: C'mon people! we're on a very important question here! We can't ignore it! It's from Lauren Pigny and it has a question that involves us all.
Everyone: *braces*
"Why is Howarang called bob? I mean, really."
Everyone: *falls over anime style*
Tekk: ehehehe ^^;;; er, Bob, why don't you field this?
Hwo: the name is HWOARANG, TEKK!!! HWOARANG HWOARANG HWOARANG!!!!!! The name 'Bob' just came about because someone at Tekken Zaibatsu forums couldn't say my damn name properly- so he just called me Bob! I didn't think it would spread like this!!
Jin: Umm...Bob is a well-known name...
Hwo: SHUT UP!!!
Tekk, Ok, Ok, moving on, before things get hysterical. J2l6t has some questions about Tekken Tag Tournament to ask.
"Hi guys,
I was playing Tekken Tag the other day and
it raised a few questions.....
Why do King and Armor King cartwheel out when
tagged?"
King: Cos we laike to cartwheel, gringo!! aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaaiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown: Ok, out now King, there's a burrito outside with your name on it.
King: Oohh!!! *rushes out*
Unknown: ...sucker!
"Why does Jin make that "heh" sound right after he does the Double Face Kick when he's paired with Kazuya?"
Jin: Well, it's a whole big thing about Devil energy. I hate Heihachi, so tagged with him, I go Devil. I don't like Daddy, but all that gives is me going 'heh' and giving off some of my energy in moves like that when paired with him.
Paul: And if that made any sense at all, then you're either nuts or too nuts for your own good.
Jin: >: (!!
"Why does Kazuya netsu fast when Tetsujin is his partner, but not when Jin, or even Jun are his partner?"
Kazuya: No comment *evil glare*
"And Jun, doesn't that big, floppy bow you wear get in the way as you're fighting?"
Jun: A bit, but I can control it, otherwise I wouldn't be wearing it ^^
Jin: That's my mom! ^^!
Everyone: awwww!!
Paul+Devil: Euurgggghh!!!
Tekk: Now, finally, for this update- questions from Hayley Ayto, aka NikeBaby fron NZ.
"Hi pplz, Nike-Baby here, got some questions (Or mesages)
1. Jin, can you pass a message onto Hwoarang? 'My Hwoarang, even though I like you, I've found a new guy is is like...(Drools, swoons, faints). I won't tell you his name in case you decide to hunt him down...'
Jin: Well, er, you won't need to- you've just told him.
Hwo: You've got a new guy!?!?! ;_;!!!
"2. Dave, how's England? I know you'll probably tell me on MSN (BWAHAHAHA, yes I have this guy's Hotmail address!!!!), but yeah."
Tekk: Eh, it's fine, bit wet though (and only a particular few will be allowed to know my hotmail address peoples, so don't ask).
Unknown: Bit moody of you
Tekk: well, guy's gotta get his sanctuary.
Unknown: rrrriiiigghhtt....
"3. My Yami wants to know what the hell is going on.
Yami NB: Well, what's going on? Where's Yugi,
Seto (^_______^...Oops, did I just say that?!? O_O!!!!) and the others?
NB: In a minute, Yami me!
Yami NB: >_<"
Everyone: NOTHING MUCH!
Tekk: Onto the next question...
"4. Can I borrow someone's leathal weapon? I need it for something that only Dave knows about...(Motions the words 'adele' and 'osama')"
Heihachi: My weapons are not for sale
Lee: Neither is my Combot
Devil: The Laser goes where I go
Angel: I use my powers for good, not for taking lives
Jin: I don't own any weapons
Hwo: I dare you to take my switchblade :-P
Ling+Miharu: Killing's wrong!!
Paul: Osama is mine and mine only!!!
Tekk: I don't have any weapons on me either. But I'm sure you can find some. Either that or try to convince Bush to concentrate on Osama more than Iraq.
5. Can I have a peanut?
Yami NB: BWAHAHAHA!!! THE MILLENIUM BRACLET
OWNS ALL!!!
NB: (Stuffs sock in Yami's mouth.)
Yami NB: -_-
Jin: *offers bag of salted peanuts*
Hwo: *offers some honey roast peanuts*
Devil: *offers his chestnuts*
"6. Did you know that it was the 2nd anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on Friday/Saturday? (back round September of course) I wrote a poem or two about 'em with some mates. But I lost them. ;_;"
Paul: Yup- we mourned for their loss. T'was a terrible tragedy, but we're getting along slowly but surely. But we shall never forget! But we shall learn from this and mourn the loss of life.
"OK, I'm gonna try control this Yami of mine! But Kaz, one thing...(Gives him a special nuclear bomb) The special thing about THIS nuclear bomb is that it only kills the person who's DNA is programmed into it. So you can kill Heihachi without wiping out Australia! Or any other continent for that matter!"
Kazuya: Thankes >: D now, where's Dad gone?!
*sound of rushing footsteps going down a stairs and then the sound of a car revving away*
Ling: I don't think he's coming back...
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