Team Members.
Tekk- Site Pres. (e.g. guy who does all the work)
Jin- Vice Site Pres.
Devil- Antagonist
Angel- The Opposite of Antagonist
Unknown- More Vicer Site Pres
Lee- Secretary
Paul- Bloke who organises the Poll Results
Other People: Hwoarang,
Ling,
Miharu & Rex
Phoenix
Jin: Er, we got one
Paul: Well, hurry the hell up boy! My head hurts
Jin: Ok, from YeahBaby10393.
"A QUSETIN FOR YOU GUYS
LING YOU RELLY SHOULD KISS JIN!!!!( LAUGHS) ANY WAYS UM JIN YOU MUST TOUCH THE SNAKE !( LAUGHS) WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THES GIRLS KISS YOU!!!!!
1. JULIA
2.LING
3. JUN
4:ANNA
WELL AND TEKKENICOUS YOU MUST TELL YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!!
to every one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yudfuiiuregfwuiwgreywyrugf suck
this( points to looly pop!)"
Tekk: Ok, if Julia kissed me I'd be flattered. If Ling kissed me, Jin will kill me. If Jun kissed me, Jin would get jealous and if Anna kissed me.....well, it's not exactly the time or place to mention that
Jin: (dirty boy) I personally wouldn't mind kisses from any of them (mommy ;_;), though Anna >_< both Williams sisters are too old for me
Tekk: Jin, Anna's only 22 by now, you're 21
Jin: Shush!
Lee: If any girl kissed me, it just proves my manliness
Paul: Same reason, only in less poofy dress sense
Hwo: Loadsa ladies love me >:o)
Jin: *sighs*
Devil: Ah yeah, that just proves my influence lasts!
The Girls: *sigh* men
Solid Snake: Yeah, silly sometimes aren't they?
The Girls: ^_^!!!!!!! <3<3<3 *swoon*
Jin: She goes on further to ask....
"dude, what will you do if your sister or person in heaven or hell when they kick the hell out of you and what should i do to kick those who did it to me and what will do to hurt them back."
Tekk: I'll field this one. You should just bide your time, then get revenge. Best choice would be to tell on them >:o)
Jin: So moral...anyway, the next question is from VincentWolf
"Is Nina got a boy/girlfriend?
LET ME TALK TO HER!!! please..."
Tekk: That's 'has Nina got a boy/girlfriend?'
Unknown: Don't nitpick!
Tekk: Sorry. Anyway, Nina!
Nina: What?
Tekk: Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
Nina: (gives Tekk middle finger)
Tekk: Guess that answers our question...
Jin: Ok, back to YeahBaby again...
"uh. um. hey i got sick and did any of you got guys sick i mean dont you gust hate i when your throw up. and dont you think its werid when have a real life tic dream its so real. and plaese i want to see ling kiss jin please i will br mega harse. and you know mack fun of gun jack cause his arms are out of ordaor if he hears you kill him!! you know gettta gun and shoot him then break him!!!!!!!! aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh fun when schools over."
Devil: Somebody needs their Ritalin!
Tekk: -_-;;; As for throwing up, we all hate it- nobody's ever told us they like it, as for realistic dreams- very weird.
Jin: I ain't kissing Ling!
Ling: ;_; *sniff*
Jin: awwww...ok! *kisses Ling on the cheek* happy now?
Ling: ^_^
Tekk: VincentWolf is back again with another question...
"And what about P. Jack, eh?
Hi's one of mine favourite characters in Tekken-2
and Tekken Tag. Let him say something... Well... I don't know what... something
smart!
Oh, yeah... I just thought that if there Solid Snake hanging around your site, then how 'bout Lara Croft? Want me to send you some pictures of Lara naked (I want you to place them somewhere and to hear her reaction). Hey! It's not a cheap fakes, it's a real good pictures... Well,.. in a low resolution, anyway.
Awaiting an answer! See ya!
Kind of P.S. : From Russia with love! HA!!! Yes, I'm RUSSIAN!!!
Vincent Wolf"
Tekk: Well, not all of the Tekken characters reside here y'know. Christie, Nina and Anna drop by, but they never stay- nor does Kunimitsu that much. So you just got the team members, Rex, Ling, Miharu to talk too....and me too
Jin: Yeah, really great treat!
Tekk: As for Lara....
Unknown+Angel+Ling+Miharu: *holding pitchforks and growling*
Nina: *holds gun menacingly at Tekk*
Anna: *sharpens stiletto heel*
Tekk: er, ehehehehe ^_^;;;;;;;; keep hold of those Lara pics, I don't think we need them.
Kazuya: Ergh! I'm back in this dump!
Jin: Just in time too Dad! You got some questions about Lee, from 97caver, aka BEK
Kazuya: (sarcastically) Oh goodie!
Lee: Well, c'mon, out with it!
"hi there tekken people. i have a few questions,
they are about lee, but i
better ask kazuya them really, as you are
his big brother.
1) is lee gay ? he cant be really...
2) has lee got a boy/girlfriend?
3)if the answer to the last question was yes,
how much would i have to pay
one of you to slaughter him/her for me?
4) if i offered you (ahem! dont tell
jun) "personal favours" kazuya, would
you set me up on a date with lee?
5) lee. if i where to set you up with
my brother(who is pretty fly) would
you date me..just once?
6) lee, if you must go out with any one in
tekken, go out with julia chang
as she tells me she has the hots for you and
that the age difference just
further excites and arouses her.
7) heiachi, if i where to make ritual sacrifices
to you of many different
small animals , would you adopt me?
well, thats all for now...
BEK"
Lee: I'll answer the first question! I don't trust Kazuya!
Kazuya: >:o)
Lee: Well, no, I'm not gay, as for girlfriends- many people have set me up, mainly with the likes of Nina and Anna. But no, I'm single, free, and loving it. I don't think I'd be interested in your brother, if you refer to my first answer. Wait, what's that about Julia?
Julia: huh? no way! She's lying Lee!
Lee: Sure ^_~
Kazuya: If you did me any personal favours, then you'd just be grateful for me to say 'thanks', let alone do you a favour
Heihachi: No, no, just give me the 'personal favours' and I'll adopt you ^_~
Jin: ....I hate my family
Tekk: well, to celebrate the freedom from hiatus- here are some new questions, from the 'Usual Suspects'- YeahBaby, and Vincent Wolf. We'll start with YeahBaby...
"yep, so uh its a truth or dare quse tin and yah better anser the thing uh Jin and julia its a favor look in site i made gust to me profile if its a differnt one i trick ya!. uh women of the place what will you do if these men kiss you its time for you womens...
1.kazayu
2.Jin
3.eddy
4.steve
5.Lee
6.old hei daper man in tekken4
uh thats all and angel heres this ( gives a brave ark to angel) and this for you gun who the people who swear when you told them not to ( gives battle ax) yep, relly storng use it when some one swears."
Angel: I'd be flattered from a kiss from any of them- apart from Heihachi
Unknown: Ditto, but excluding Jin, Hei, Steve & Eddy- they aren't my type
Ling: *giggles* yes for Jin, Steve and Lee, all the others look ugly
Miharu: Ditto
Julia: *shrugs* accept them
Nina: Steve's my son you dipstick!
Anna: Only a kiss?
Tekk: .....and now a lewd question from Vincent Wolf
"There is too much of women with you & I think you should get rid of them. I'll take Nina!!! Hey, c'mon! Don't be so greedy!!! Besides, you don't use them right, do ya? Think about it.
And now I want to ask Lee:
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING ON THIS MOVIE ON
THE FIRST PAGE????!!!! I keep looking at it and don't understand...
And are you guys always talking about GAYs??? Have no other subjects? And how 'bout lesbians? Is Nina a lesbian? And what about Unknown? She often sounds like this... I think she wants to @#$% Ling...
That is all by now, dismissed!"
Lee: I'm not on the first page O_o.....anymore
Tekk: As for conversing about gays- look at Lee's T4 dress sense and you can see the inspiration
Nina: I AM NOT A LESBIAN!
Unknown: *doesn't say anything, just loads some poisonous white powder into an envelope with 'someone's' address on*
Ling: Unknown's mean to me >:o/
Unknown: *inhuman growl at Ling*
Ling: *shakes*
Tekk: and now, some questions from Red Tiger...
"Hello, my friends? How's it hanging...damn long since I've seen many of you.
Anyway, here are my questions:
1. Steve or Lee, should you going through the Emirates, could you pop over for a bit?
Lee: I won't be going through the Emirates for a long time- I deal in robots, not oil.
Steve: Sorted ^_~
Kazuya: Really? I thought I PATENTED THIS SUIT! AAGGH! *goes to summon his lawyers*
3. Any Elf lovers here ^_^?
Tekk: Just leave it guys ok?
4. What is your favorite Python quote, one from all of you if ya can.
Tekk: my favourite Python quote would be 'I Like Chinese' ^_^
Jin: Mon-tee Pie-fon? O_o
Devil: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Angel: #every sperm is sacred...#
Unknown: Never heard of it
Lee: 'Venezualan Beaver Cheese?' 'Not today sir'
Paul: 'Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you' *bang*
5. Hands up who thinks Geroge Bush is a (expleitive deleted).
Tekk+Steve+Julia+Nina+Anna: *puts their hands up*
Jin+Lee+Devil+Angel+Unknown: *shrug*
Paul: Damned pinko-hippies! *waves Stars & Stripes frantically*
6. Combot...is Lee a "go-er" ^_-?
Combot: CANNOT COMPUTE QUESTION- MISUNDERSTANDING OF 'GO-ER'.
7. Strawberry Fanta anyone?"
Tekk: And now, one of our common questioners, Vincent Wolf, along with a friend....
"Wolf: Hey, pal, there is Vamp from MGS-2 wants
to ask you something, but I'=
m first:
Well, If I can only ask a few people from
Tekken, then why Kunimitsu always=
wearing her mask???!!! Is something wrong
with her face???
Vamp: Your Nina isn't much better! And besides,
she's a...
Wolf: VAMP!!!
Vamp: B#$%H!!!
(Wolf grabs the pistol, aims it to the Vamp
and shoot few times)
Vamp: (phew... wheeze...) You... missed!!!
Wolf: (takes the RGB6 grenade launcher) Let
me try again.
Vamp: O... O-OW!!! (jumps into the window).
Wolf: ................... Damn.., I forgot
that Kunimitsu his favorite char=
acter... And he wanted to ask something...
Well, anyway, I ask: If there is=
Solid Snake hanging around your site, then
can I ask him something? Yes? W=
ell then... if talking about gays is... kinda
tradition here... then: IS RA=
IDEN A GAY???!!! He looks much like it (and
what the hell S. Snake doing on=
your site??? And is Fortune REALLY a woman???
Or should I say WAS she a wo=
man? At the looking at her face, I can tell
that she's not...) "
Tekk: Nobody knows why Kunimitsu wears that mask- could be Manji-Ninjutsu tradition, could be that she has a pretty nasty facial scar, could be anything.
Kuni: hmph!
Snake: I wouldn't know if Raiden's gay- you'll have to ask his girlfriend Rose, and I'm hanging out here because I can, plus nobody's noticed me in this cardboard box yet.
Jin: Did anyone hear talking just then?
Everyone: No
Jin: Oh
Tekk: Another question from YeahBaby10393
"Hey guys am i kinda anyoonig ya. WEll that pervert vicent guy told us guys at the messege board to write and ask questin so im asking anways these girls at school anoyy me and i keep running away from them also tekk do you go to the KMAS board man you only go to tekken zabistu and why not kmas."
Tekk: I'd tell a teacher about the girls- and yes, I do go to the KMAS Messageboard, but not as frequently now
Jin: He doesn't like the spammers that have taken over there
Tekk: shut up!
"Well how do you get fanart in youre computer i want to send fanart to but i dont know how so cam ya telll me
Tekk: Well, on email, you click 'attachments', then choose which folder has your art in, select the art, click 'OK' and its sorted. Well, that's how it works on my comp anyway- if you're not sure about your computer, I reccomend asking your parents/guardian if you live with them for help.
Paul: Does this have to turn into an agony aunt column?
Rex: Well, you're not doing much either you jerk!
Paul: Shut up!
Tekk: now a change! Snowfallslasher asks a question!
"Ukyo: Oh my...DaveX, you have moved...
Dante: Huh?
Ukyo: I meant his email add...
Dante: Oh...
Ukyo: If you don't mind me asking, Lee-sama,
er...WHY are you
always
a l-o-s-e-r in your ending? Oh, I'm thankful
for it, at least
I know
Ah yes, doing the same old stuff...trashing
your site >.< Oh
well,
here goes...
I'm not the most pitiful character of all time-
Sfs: O.o (Oh Holy hell! Arrogance in the air
again!)
Ukyo: ...So I kept dying in my endings, at
least I wasn't
bashed by
my own creation...how do you feel about it,
Namco making a big
laughing stock of you and all-hgk!
Sfs: (Grans Ukyo) OKAY, you have your own
Q&A SECTION TO
MIND...
***
Pai: Hey Tekk! Who's buns do you think is
cuter, Hwoarang's or
Lee's?
^.^
Sfs: -_- You dragged me here to ask THAT?!
Don't you know that
the
gravitational pull of the bed was so strong
already?! ~_~
Pai: Hey! You people get to make fun of my
melons and booty, I
get to
make fun of yours too!"
Tekk: well?
Lee: EX-CUSE ME?! I DON'T REMEMBER LOSING IN MY TEKKEN 2 ENDING?! NOR MY TTT ENDING! SO SHUT THE F-
Tekk: -Thank you Lee! as for the ass question......er..............
Lee: *flexes*
Hwo: *moons*
Tekk: erm....inconclusive ^_^;;;;;;;
Jin: erm....Tekk? there's an extra question here-from a Mr HugeFreeMan
Tekk: O_o?
"Do you know what the code is to get wings for Jin Kazama?
Thanks!"
Jin: Well? >:o/
Tekk: Sadly, I don't- don't remember any cheats like that in any of the Tekkens- though if its a Gameshark code, then try looking at various Gameshark code sites.
Steve: Hey, got a question from that girl- the Red Kitty?
Tekk: Red Tiger?
Steve: Yeah, it says-
"Hehe, a few more for the guys (and one for the girls):
1. Steve, you were great! ....How did you make that tea taste so nice?
Steve: It's all in the milk and 2 sugars ^_~
2. Oh, I was wrong...the suit wasn't taken
by Doir...but by a company called
Choalan co. for the Uniforms...
Kazuya: GRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.Uh, I need some help here...there's this
guy I fancy, but I don't know how
to ask him out...if it helps, he said I had
a nice as- is that the phone?
Unknown: I'll field this one *ahem* well, its not usually the girl's job to ask a guy out, but to make a guy ask her out- but that doesn't matter- if you like him, and he likes you, then ask him up-front. If he says yes, then success, if he says no, then Hell's frozen over and pigs have evolved wings.
4. What do you think of New Zealand, the UAE or Ozzie land :D?
RT"
Everyone: Jonah Lomu, Oil & 'Shrimp on da barbie!'
Tekk: now a question for Devil, from Vincent Wolf
"Hi, it's me, Wolf, again... I've got a question for Devil this time:
Why the Hell are you an ASIAN? Isn't Devil supposed to be a white guy? If you were DEMON, then it would be fine, but you're DEVIL, the boss of the Hell (isn't it?) and that's weird. And don't tell me that you're an asian because of the Kazuya, you and Kaz are different people, you can see that on Kazuya's T2 ending. So??"
Devil: I am neither Asian or white- I take on the physical characteristics of those I possess- I could possess a woman and look female, I could posses Trey Parker and look like him, and as I have possessed Kazuya, I take on his form- got a problem? then tough! HAHA!
Tekk: -_- okkkkk.....now for some questions from Yokozuna- for basically everyone
Everyone: O_O
"i have some questions for the tekken team....
1-julia and lee. when? why not? to hell with the age difference!
Lee: welll......er......I've been setting my sights on Nina for the past couple of days
Julia: He's sexy and all, but his clothes put me off- have to wear these glasses for a while thanks to his spangly suits!
Lee: >_<
2- what is everyones favorite ice cream flavour?
(girls, if you say you dont
eat icecream as it is too fattening i will
hunt down and destroy every last
one of you.)
Tekk+Rex+Miharu: Vanilla
Jin+Hwo+Ling+Paul: Chocolate
Devil: I only eat souls
Angel: I'm eternal
Unknown: ditto to the 2 previous comments
3- heiachi... i know you cant be all bad, as
bad people dont tend to go
round randomly adopting silver haired freaks
(to lee: i dont mean it
sweetie!!xx) so why do you have this whole
big bad guy thing going? you are
really just a sweet old man- yes?
Heihachi: Of course my dear Yokozuna >:o)
Kazuya: WHAT THE ^*&^*((^&^*&)(*^%%*(*( HELLL!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!
Heihachi: see? even my son thinks I'm lovely
4-i am writing a pretty good fanfic 'thing'
and would be gratly honhoured
if you wanted to read it.... how could i send
it to you? you dont want it?
(tears pour down cheeks in big eyed
innocence and goes to fetch big
brother..)
Tekk: so long as it works with the submission guidelines, I will allow it.
5- i think ganryu is very sexy (dont worry,
i am a girl) would you say
something sexy, just for me? if you want to
come round sometime.. i cook
good italian food, but my japanese cullinary
skills are limited to udon.
Ganryu: why am I here???
Tekk: to answer her question
Ganryu: Oh well, er ^_^;;;; sorry, but my heart is for Michelle, though I am flattered......would you mind making some burushidaikon radishes? ^_^
6- lee, ive been practicing that mist wolf
combo thing you do all day and
have now lost all feeling in my legs (what
legs?) how do you do it? how are
you so limber??
Lee: I trained in Jeet Kune Do and in some other arts- it's best that you learn that before you go Mist Wolfing people.
6- to everyone, what is your policy on guinea pigs?
Everyone: O_o??????
7- chi chi again, i know i was saying how you
are actually a really nice
guy,but please! not the g string thing ! oh
god no! nooo! (vomits over
applemac)"
Heihachi: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *shakes his booty*
Tekk: *smacks Hei away* we're coming to the end
of 'Ask The Team 2' now, so I'll accept a few more questions, before moving
onto 'Ask The Team 3', ok? This one is from Changstar:
"To everyone at Tekk's place.
What'ya gonna do if Australia wins the Rugby/netball/cricket/every
sport
cup? (Again?) And do any of you guys hate
Osama bin Ladan (He's a dick!)"
Tekk: I'll cry (British pride up in ashes :'( )-though I heard Britain beat Australia at rugby ^_^ As for Bin Laden- I don't really care about him U_U just another Islamic extremist that muddies the name of the religion of Islam
Jin: I'd celebrate! they're such a friendly people :o) without them, I wouldn't have my hoodie or new fighting style. Bin Laden I'd like to EWHF!
Hwo: Me too- without Australia, I would've have to put up with his Mishima Cheese then his Kyokushinkai cheese. Bin Laden's a wuss
Paul: I don't care- USA! ALL THE WAY! SCREW YOU LADEN!
Unknown: *sighs* on both counts, I don't care
Angel: I wish Australia the best of luck, and Bin Laden is evil
Devil: More of my disciples doing my work for me......and Bin Laden too
Lee: huh?
Rex: USA!!!!!!! (or Japan)
Ling+Miharu : O_o?
Tekk: *sighs* can't trust a teenybopper. But anyway, also from Changstar:
"Questions from me... 1. You guys all agree that Peter pan sucks ass?
Tekk: The Disney adaption isn't great, nor is the crappy unknown sequel
Jin: Pi-ta Pan?
Hwo: Is he from Kingdom Hearts?
Paul: I don't watch kid's stuff
Rex: Ditto
Angel: I don't feel anything against him
Devil: death death murder KILL!
Unknown: >_<
Ling+Miharu: ^_^!!!
Lee: -_-
Everyone: #na na na, na na na-na-na, na na na, na na na-na na- can't get you outta my head#
3. Would you stay in
Invercargill or Auckland if you came to New
Zealand?
Devil: That Jonah Lomu is a right hard geezer, so perhaps
Paul+Hwo+Tekk+Jin: HAKANA HAKANA! LACORE LACORE!
And 4. Tekk, do
you have any siblings? (me have none, the
only ones a martian (JJ:
>:o( )
Tekk: Erm, not any who would like to be named at this site ^_^;;;;
Oh, well. Must get back to other stuff. P.S:
Lee's not gay is
he? (Funny if he was!) Changstar"
Lee: This is going to haunt me for the rest of my life isn't it? -_-
Tekk: erm...perhaps Lee- anyway, we have more questions to go
Unknown: well, hurry up with them then!
Tekk: Going back to Bek:
!hi to all,,, me again, the annoying one...
who wont drop the subject of WHEN
WILL LEE AND JULIA GET TOGETHER????
Lee: hey! there isn't a law bonding us together!!
Julia: U_U
Tekk: Jin can field that question
Jin: *ahem* well, Bryan doesn't work here, but in this case, we sent him a letter asking your questions and he replied with a strange answer *holds up the letter* it goes as follows: .....'I drink lots of milk'. I hope this has been informative to you
2: wulong : gun
nina: knife
yoshi: f***off
big sword
unknown and kunimitsu:
ditto
all the gunjackasses:very
big guns.
why not use them why??
Tekk: well, actually, only GunJack has the guns. The other Jacks don't have anything. But anyway, why don't they use their weapons...
Yoshimitsu: *zips in* DOESN'T ANYONE TRY PRESSING D/B+1, BB+1,BB+1,n,1, FC,D/B,B+1, U/F+1+2, ETC ANYMORE?!?! *disappears*
Tekk: ......well, that explains Yoshimitsu, and probably Kuni and Unknown as well. But as for Lei and Nina- they probably don't use their weapons because they can't be bothered to
Nina+Lei: >:o(
3:ganryu, you mocked me. hell hath no wrath
like a woman scorned.in fact,
hell hath no wrath left. just wait. i will
get revenge.....
Ganryu: O_O;;;;;;;;
4:wulong again... there are rumors you are
secretly going out with xiao-yu.
how do you plead to these alledgedly true
facts?
Lei: No, I never went out with Xiaoyu at any given time! c'mon! she's 18, I'm 47! besides, round then I was with my girlfriend, Yu-Mei Suk-Mi- who ran off with my police partner......b*****d! *cries*
5: any one else know why not eating for a few
days makes black ballons with
pictures of heiachi on them appear everywhere???
woooo!!
Hwo: I know that feeling. Once I got really drunk on this drink I saw in this place called 'The Barbers', and I drank this blue stuff with all these combs in it. Later on, I started seeing strange images of guys in stripy smocks singing 'Coney Island Baby'.
Tekk: O_o?!
6: does anyone want to be in my band? its hardcore
techno and the only
memebers are me.. (hence why i need the guinea
pig resurected)
Tekk: I'm too busy
Hwo: I'm not busy enough
Paul: DEATH METAL OWNS YOU!!!!!
Rex: I prefer hair metal
Ling+Miharu: Techno?!? *strange laughter*
Jin: er....can you do the techno things from Mortal Kombat? ^_^
Angel: I prefer hymns, sorry
Unknown: Electronica only!
Devil: #LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL I'LL BE GONE BEFORE THE MORNING COMES!#
Tekk: One of the final 2 for this section of Ask The Team. J2l6t asks Jin & Kazuya some questions
Kazuya: *sighs* ok
Jin: Do your worst!
"Hi, I
have a couple of questions for Kazuya & Jin:
#1- What are the English translations for
the taunts you use in T4? Kazuya,
from
your tone of voice, yours sounds like "meet
your death". Jin yours
sounds like "I
eat oatmeal" (a bit bland...)
Kazuya: In my intro's, I sat 'Kisama Ka', or 'Omae Ka'- both insulting depreciative onlooks of me opponents. At the end, I say either 'Hanashi ni'narana' (you're too pathetic for words), 'kieru' (disappear) or 'koko de shine!' (die).
Jin: In my intro's, I say 'Jama suru na' (get out of my way) and 'Hoi'.
#2- Have you guys considered having anger manangement
therapy? Maybe then
you could channel your anger a little more
effectively and finish off
ol' Dipy Man.
I mean, not criticize or anything, but he's
just a stinky old man and
he escapes
your clutches every time. See if you can work
it so he's not in T5.
Just a suggestion/request. Thanks! "
Kazuya: Heihachi's tougher then you think- you've seen his cheesy overpoweredness haven't you?
Heihachi: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I R0X0RZ UR B0X0RZ!!!!
Kazuya: *WGF's Hei* *ahem* better
Tekk: And finally, Kuni Mishima....
Hi Tekk, I gotta few ask the team questions:
1 - Kuni>> What do you think of being paired
up w/ Kaz in my fanfic??
Kuni: I own him for free :oP
2 - Kaz>> '' [Replace Kaz w/ Kuni]
Kazuya: I own her for free :oP
3 - Jin>> There are some rumors flying around
that you are gay. Are they
true?
Jin: Oh hell no! I'm as straight as a ruler!
Hwo: -a plastic ruler left beside the fireplace with the edge of it placed over the heat so it slowly gets bent
Jin: shut up Hwo!
4 - Lee>> I'll pair you up with Nina if you
can find out whether or not
Panda is a guy. [Nina, sorry about that ^_^]
Ling: PANDA'S A GIRRRLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! DDUUHHHHH!!!!
Panda: growf!
Lee: *phew* what a lucky escape
5 - What's with the Nina+Anna as a couple theories? [Shudders]
Tekk: well, let's just say- some people have A HELLUVA LOTTA TIME on their hands
6- Who thinks Bob looks gay with his short haircut?
Jin: I do!
Hwo: Dude! shut up!
Paul: Amen to that! I'm off for a beer!
Hwo: I'm off for a blunt! er, I mean a ****! no-AAAAGHH! *runs off*
Everyone Else: *leaves to their posts on their own accords*
Tekk: That's the end of Ask The Team 2. But keep sending in your questions for 'Ask The Team 3'! I hope to get that up before Xmas :o)
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