-Mercury:"Catch his Lucky Charms!"
-*The television continues the discussion of a 5.6 earthquake that hit near Tokyo.*
Haruka:"Mannnnn...I can beat that!!" *transforms into Uranus* "Worrrrllllllddddd Shhhhhhaaaa..."
Michiru:"Don't you dare!"
Uranus:"But, baby..."
Michiru:"NO!" *Uranus slumps on couch*
Uranus:"You're no fun!"
MY FRIEND CLAROL, AKA CASQADE GAVE ME THIS NEXT IDEA, ALONG WITH SOME OF THE RESPONSES THEMSELVES. I'LL PUT A % BY THE ONES SHE GAVE. MUCH THANKS TO HER! OK, ENOUGH WITH THE CHICKEN ALREADY!!
-Jedeite:"Those annoying sailor scouts! Always messing up my plans! Curse them!...Mars is kind of cute, though."
-Saturn:"Now, how come I'm the only outer scout that doesn't have an element-like name?" (Uranium, Neptunium, and Plutonium) *others hunch shoulders; Mercury pats Saturn on the back*
Mercury:"Don't worry. At least we're cool car companies." *she smiles at Saturn while Uranus fidgets her eyebrow in frustration. Neptune walks up and puts her hand on Uranus's shoulder.*
Neptune:"Are you alright?"
Uranus:"Why can't we be named after cars? They have it all! It's not fair!!"
-*Tax collectors visit Nephlite's mansion* KNOCK, KNOCK...*Nephlite answers the door in a bathrobe and a long yawn* "Yes?"
Tax collector 1:"Uhhh...we're here to collect taxes on property. Is that Ferarri yours, too?"
Nephlite:"Yeah..."
Tax collector 2:"We have to charge you for that, too."
Nephlite:"Oh really? You gonna charge me for him, too?" *Nephlite points at Leo the Lion, who is now showing his sharp teeth at the collectors*
Tax collectors:"Uhhh...NO! That's okay! Hell! We'll pay for it ourselves!" *Both take off in terror;Nephlite walks over to Leo the Lion and pats him on the head*
Nephlite:"Today's magic word is 'asshole'. Too bad they didn't stay long enough to have been greeted properly..." *looks in a closet to see a huge pile of assorted pieces of torn underware from other tax collectors*
-*Chibi Moon after getting hit by a daimon* "Pink Booger Heart Attack!"
-*Usagi slides on ice and lands on her ass*
Usagi:"OWWWWW! I have a royal pain in my ass!"
Rei:"What do you mean?! You ARE a royal pain in the ass!!"
Usagi:"Oh, Rei! You're soooo meeeeaaaannnn! Whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!"
-*Mamoru goes to Subway* "I would like a Meatball Head sub."
Subway worker with sweatdrop:"Huh?"
Mamoru:"Uhh, I mean a meatball sub." *turns to Usagi* "Now, see what you made me do?!"
-Jedeite:"If I only had a brain..."
Zoicite:"If I only had a heart..."
Kunzite:"If I only had the nerve..."
Nephrite (snickering):"There's no place like home...can't say the same, can ya, Zoi and Kun?!" *Zoicite and Kunzite grimace*
-*Usagi and Makoto discuss "The Who"
Usagi:"Wow! This is a super cool band! What's their name again?"
Makoto:"Who."
Usagi:"The band."
Makoto:"Who."
Usagi:"The band on the stage."
Makoto:"Who."
Usagi:"The group that's playing now."
Makoto:"Who is the name of the band."
Usagi:"That's what I want to know! Okay, let's start over. See the band on stage?"
Makoto:"Yes."
Usagi:"Does that band have a name?"
Makoto:"Yes."
Usagi:"What is the name of the band?"
Makoto:"Who."
Usagi:"The band that we're listening to."
Makoto:"Who."
Usagi:"The band that's playing."
Makoto:"The name of the band is The Who."
Usagi: "That's what I'M asking!!" (panting) "You know, I GIVE UP!"
-Visit some of the websites of the following SM characters...
Jedeite:www.'plane'andsimple.com
Nephrite:www.starsandcars.com
Zoicite:www.ratpack.com
Kunzite:www.bleachblondesandboomerangs.com
Usagi:www.highhopesandlowscores.com
Ami:www.ablushingbluebrainiac.com
Rei:www.redscrolls.com
Makoto:www.boyfriendsandbaking.com
Minako:www.AphroditeandArtemis.com
Chibiusa:www.prettyinpink.com
Setsuna:www.backtothefuture.com
Haruka:www.flyingandflirting.com
Michiru:www.deepseasandhighc's.com
Hotaru:www.splitpersonality.com
-The outer senshi are invited to Study Buddies...
Ami:"...anyway you can see, that's where the formula y=mx+b comes into play." *Makoto nods her head while Usagi's eyes are in a spiral of confusion;when Michiru leaves to go to the restroom, Haruka slides beside Rei and put's her arm around Rei's neck*
Haruka:"Hey, sweetheart. Wanna help me work it?"
Rei (sliding away a bit):"Exactly WHAT are you talking about working?!"
Haruka (smiles):"This problem, of course!"
*A voice is heard from 10 feet away* "Working hard, Haruka?!" *Haruka looks around to see Michiru looking angry*
Haruka:"I...uhhh...needed help with a problem. Honest." *Michiru raises an eyebrow*
-*Three villainesses argue over which Disney video to watch*
Nehelenia:"I want to watch Snow White! That queen was thought of as evil, but she just wanted to be the most beautiful and remain it." *blushes* "I can relate to that. I can't stand those of purity! Snow White should be sealed inside a mirror!"
Beryl:"The Little Mermaid is the best! What a better plot, for Ursula to take over and ruin the true love of a princess!" *gives and evil laugh*
Zirconia:"I liked Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty. Greenish skin and staffs are DEFINATELY IN!" *arguing continues*
-*Chibi Moon preceeds to call Pegasus for help, but he appears before she does the "Crystal Twinkle Yell"*
Pegasus:"Let me guess...you need my help again?
Chibi Moon:"Uhhh...well, yes."
Pegasus (rolling eyes):"It figures."
-*The sailor senshi line up for a battle against the Witches 5. Everyone shares the same angry look...then, the silence is broken by Jupiter when she...throws a pokéball*
Jupiter:"Pikachu! I choose you! Thundershock, now!" *Mimete's hair is now black* "Now, Electobuzz! Come out and have some fun!" *Electobuzz sees Purchirol and runs after her* (Electobuzz hates red)
Mercury:"Lapras! Ice beam attack!" *Viluy is now frozen*
Venus:"Clefairy! Metronome! *Kaolinite, who joined the group in battle, is now flying through the air*
Team Rocket (together):"Looks like Kaolinite is blasting off again!"
James:"But she did look GOOD!"
Meowth:"Yeah, not ugly like Jessy." *Jessy knocks them both out with a giant fan*
Neptune:"Squirtle! Water gun, now!" *After 'rinsing off' the Witches, Pluto and Saturn tie them up*
Sailor Moon:"Nidoran! Go!" *Nidoran rubs against her boot and Sailor Moon gets annoyed* "Nidoran, return! Why do I get stuck with the rabbit? I wanted a Dragonite!"
Uranus:"Sandshrew! Dig a hole under the Witches 5!" *Sandshrew digs the hole and the Witches, who were once standing, are now on their asses in a deep hole*
Chibi Moon:"Jigglypuff! Sing..." *other senshi stop Chibi Moon, since they don't want to be asleep as well as the enemy*
Mars:"Charizard! Scoop them up and finish them off with a Seismic toss! *Charizard grabs the end of the rope (with the Witches on the other end) and does his attack; Tomoe sees the five shooting back towards Earth*
Tomoe (back home):"I knew I should have supplied them with pokéballs." *Meanwhile, Purchirol is running from Electobuzz and runs right into the hole that the other Witches were lifted from.
Mars:"Good riddance!" *Electobuzz sees Mars and starts chasing after her; Mars runs like crazy while the othes laugh*
Mars:"Call this thing back, Jupiter!" *Jupiter laughs and calls him back*