Explanation: Some things are way more funny, when you change a little part. Take peanut butter. By itself, it's the handy-dandy peanutty spread that goes with anything, except tuna, but when you put jelly in the same jar it's a laugh riot! Ok maybe not, but ya'll see what I'm trying to say, neh?

Putting that theory into effect,I've mixed all the jelly in the house into a giant tub o' peanut butter! I've also changed all the characters in the Pok'emon episode with the giant Tentacruel,(no, I don't know the name, it's the one where Misty gets Horsea), into other anime characters. Now a couple are members of Animoon and not techinically anime, but you'll get over it.

Cast of Characters!!-
• Ash- Usagi
• Pikachu- Crash Raptor
• Brock-Ascott
• Misty- Charmander
• Psyduck- Batman
• Staryu- Robin
• Nastina- Ichiban Saiyan
  • Bikini Squad-
    • Radditz
    • Wufie
    • Zorn
    • Sonic the Hegdehog
    • Trunks
    • Sephiroth
    • Tenchi Masaki
    • Brain the lab-mouse
    • Android 17

• Tentacool- Saibamen
• Giant Tentacruel- Him
• Horsea- Nappa
• Team Rocket- Ayeka & Ryoko
• Meowth- Pinky the lab-mouse
• Porta Vista- Townsville
• Extras- Vash & the Sailor Scouts
• Mysterious Hand- Kazi
• Narrorator- ME!

My wonderful cast! Everyone applaud! Thank you, thank you, it's much appreciated. To keep things from getting too confusing, I've gone ahead and switched all the names around as well. I've tried it the other way, but when you say "Ash" then describe Usagi, you get people going, "hey, what's up with that".

It's another beeeeeuutiful day! Our heros have just entered Townsville, a seaside resort town.

"WAIT WAIT OH PLEASE WAIT!!"

Uh-oh! There goes the ferry, what will our heroes do?

"WAIT"( pant pant ) "wait for us".

"Char-man (aw nuts),"( reads the schedule),"Char chaaaar man-der(you made us late meatball head!)"

"AUGH!!"

"Be quiet Crash Raptor!, you made me forget my diabolical plan to destroy the Mystic Knights!"

Another typical day in the life of a pok'emon trainer, how will everyone's favorite meatball-head overcome this challenge? Read the damn story, lazy ass!!

Usagi(out of breath)"Now we have to wait for three hours!!"

Charmander(nastily) "Char-char-char-char"

Ascott,"Yeah Usagi, did we really have to stop at both pizza parlors?"

Usagi(going defensive),"Well I was hu-"

Crash Raptor(begins screaming and pointing at the water) "AUUUUUUUGH! AUUUUUUGH!"

Charmander,"Char!(Oh my!), charmander char char der! (It's an injured Nappa!!)"

(in the water a Nappa floats pathetically)

Nappa, "Naaaappa Naaaappa" (the Nappa starts to spit and fart. A picture begins to form in the water)

Usagi, "Eew! Vomitrocious!! Crash Raptor electricute that thing or something!"

Charmander,"CHAR! (NO)! Charchar charmaaan-der char!(Look it's trying to tell us something) Char char,(and it's injured, we sould bring it to the pok'emon center) "

Crash Raptor(bobbing its head in agreement) "AUGH!"

(Nappa has passed out due to shock and blood loss, Ascott goes into town to rent a crane. While he's gone a boat explodes off shore)

Usagi,"Sucks to be them"

(Charmander wastes no time, calling out Batman and Robin)

"Charmander char char!(Quick boys! Save those people!)"

"Batman!"

"Robin!"

(The two poke'mon fly out over the water and scoop up all the injured people, dropping them in a boat that Usagi borrowed)

Usagi,(to the injured sailors)"What happened to you?"

(Sailor Chibi Moon, moans in pain, then mumbles something) "Saibamen, need to see Ichiban..." (she then begins rambling about working at Mcdonalds as a child and the proper method of spitting in the fryer)"...Gotta watch the grease...spatters"

(Charmander and Usagi exchange glances),

"Batman!"

"Char char chaaar(Get back in your ball, ding-dong, we're having a dramatic moment)"

Usagi, "Ok ok, Let's try again."

(Charmander and Usagi exchange glances),

"Ichiban?"

(In the backround, Ascott drives the crane right off the dock)

them there end o' act one

written by Ichiban Saiyan

• Act Two
  
• Let's go back