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A DAY AT GOKU'S




The Guests Enter The House

Goku: WoW! This is some house...
Chi chi: You muscle heads better keep this house clean!
Gohan: Oh mom...
Bulma: Where's the ladies room?
Vegeta: You mean the John?
Bulma: THE LADIES ROOM!
Piccolo: THE RESTROOM!
Vegeta: Shutup you Namekian weakling!
Gohan: Dont talk to him like that VEGETA!
Krillin: Chill out everybody, you're crampin' my style...
Vegeta: Shutup baldy or i'll wax your little head right off!
18: Dont threaten him!
Vegeta: And what are YOU gonna do about it WOMAN!?!?
Goku: Calm down!

Everybody calms down

Goku: Now sit!

Everybody takes a seat at the table

Goku: Now I believe introductions are in order...
Goku: Points to Krillin....You first..
Krillin: Well my name is Krillin but Kamesennin just renamed me, Krill-mega...
Videl: I am Videl, I am the daughter of Mr. Satan...
Vegeta Cough...Ass...Cough..
Videl: Oh go lite up your HIGHness
Vegeta: I TOLD YOU! THAT WEED IS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOUSES!
Everybody: MmmmmmHmmmmmmm...
Vegeta: I am the Prince Vegeta, I think this is stupid, and if anybody votes me out i'll have their hide...
Chi Chi: ::stands up:: I am Chi Chi, I am the mother of two, and I am a neat freak... ::sits down::
Piccolo: I am Piccolo, I am from Planet Namek, I like training...
Bra: I am Bra, I like bieng a daddies girl ::waves at Vegeta:: Hey Daddy...
Vegeta: Hey darlin'...
Bulma: I am Bulma, I like inventing things, I am the mother of two...
18: I am Android 18, I was created in a lab, and I tried to destroy all of you... ::smiles:: ::sits::
Gohan: I am Gohan, I like attending school, and training with my dad ::sits::
Goku: I am Son Goku, I like training in martial arts... Krillin: I wanna check out the house...
Krillin: ::gets up:: ::walks around the house::
Krillin: ::puts his stuff on a bed in a room::
Krillin: ::looks around the house::
Piccolo: Vegeta how the hell did you pass the Psych test? You are the most insane person I know...
Vegeta: I'll show you insane Green bean man!
Vegeta: ::blasts Piccolo's leg off::
Piccolo: AHhhhhhHHHHHHHHH!
Piccolo: My leg!
Gohan: Piccolo! ::runs to Piccolo's side::
Goku: Vegeta Why did you do that?
Vegeta: Shut up Kakarot! Or you lil' lady is next!
Chi Chi: Why you!
Vegeta: What are you gonna do FEMALE!
Chi Chi: I'll Fe your Male!
Chi Chi: ::bicycle kicks Vegeta in the crotch:: Vegeta: AHHHH! ::drops to his knees:: ::eyes bulging out of his head::
Piccolo: I cant Regenerate my leg! Bigbrother told me that Regeneration regenerate, somthin about how it screws up the camera's...
Bulma: Oh my!
Bulma: ::pulls out her Capsules::
Bulma: ::chooses the right one::
Bulma: ::Throws the capsule::
Bulma: :: a pair of crutches appears::
Piccolo: ::takes the crutches:: Thanks...
Bulma: no prob...
18: Where's Krillin?
Goku: I dunno...
18: ::walks out of the room::
Krillin: ::shaving his head::
18: ::walks into the restroom area::
18: hey...
Krillin: Wha?!?!?
Krillin: ::falls back::
18: ::helps Krillin up:: Sorry about that ::Smiles::
Krillin: It's ok...

After awhile things cool down and people go to unpack

Krillin: ::unpacking in the room he set his briefcase down in::
Chi Chi: Walks in...
Chi Chi: What are you doing in here?
Krillin: I'm unpacking...
Chi Chi: This is the girls room...
Krillin: no it's not...
Krillin: They never said there was a girl's room or a boy's room.
Chi Chi: Well the girls want this room.
Krillin: I was here first...
18: Krillin... ::whispers somthing in his ear::
Krillin: ::runs out in a hurry::
Girls: ::giggle::
Videl: What did you say?
18: Just that I would crush his balls unless he got outta here... ::smirks::
Krillin: ::runs in the Boy's room:: Those are some vicious women...
Vegeta: hehehehe Have a problem?
Krillin: Not as bad as yours ::sees the icepack on Vegeta's crotch::
Gohan: hehehehehe
Piccolo: You deserved that, Vegeta!
Goku: ::laying on the top bunk:: Can we just get some rest?

******* Every body goes to sleep ********