Pop the top, and you'll see my soda fly.
Shake it up, and then you'll make me cry.
Bubbles touch my nose,
Carbination lives within us all!

What the hell, is up with Sierra Mist?
I'll just say, it tastes just like monkey piss.
Beverage take over,
The hope of, the whole galaxy!

Drinkin' sodas are really fun
They're fizzy and they're sweet.
And if you're really bored
They can dissolve some old concrete.
Water's boring and milk is bland
And what the hell is with sweetened ice tea?
And coffee's no fun at all,
Soda's how I get all of my caffiene!

Food is overrated stuff,
Who needs vitamins anyway?
I much prefer some pop.
Any day of the week,
Fructose is what I seek!

Pop the top, and you'll see my soda fly.
Shake it up, and then you'll make me cry.
Bubbles touch my nose,
Carbination lives within us all!

What the hell, is up with Sierra Mist?
I'll just say, it tastes just like monkey piss.
Beverage take over,
The hope of, the whole galaxy!

I went to the dentist once,
He found some cavities.
He said I'm drinking too much soda,
Switch to diet, please.
Now there's chemicals in my drink
Like Splenda and NutraSweet,
But since it's only one calorie
I think I might just start to eat.

Walking down the street all day,
I really have to burp.
Hold it deep inside my gut,
The cheese that I cut,
Gas propulsion out of butts!

Pop the top, and you'll see my soda fly.
Shake it up, and then you'll make me cry.
Bubbles touch my nose,
Carbination lives within us all!

What the hell, is up with Sierra Mist?
I'll just say, it tastes just like monkey piss.
Beverage take over,
The hope of, the whole galaxy!