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Welcome back! Today, a couple of celebrity guest stars make things interesting... A Day in the Life of the Sailor Starlights
Today's episode: Trading Disgraces 
Paige: So, are you guys ready to view your new home? Hildi: I've made some interesting changes. You'll find them quite unique! Taiki: Uh, yeah. I saw what you did with the straw. Yaten, why did you sign us up for this? Yaten: And miss a chance to be on TV with Ty? Yummy! 
Hildi: Here's my masterpiece, the living room! Seiya: Um, what's with the walls? Hildi: I wanted to do something utilitarian, yet abstract. Taiki: You found our pile of old aluminium siding out back, didn't you? Yaten: Is this gravel on the floor? Hildi: It's a natural, Zen-inspired floor covering, designed to encourage a flow to the room. Seiya: Yeah, it's gravel. 
Taiki: Eeep! Uh, where did you find this? Hildi: In the basement. Why? Yaten: Is that...you? Taiki: I was young and needed the money, okay? Yaten: Uh, yeah. Hee hee hee... 
Yaten: What happened to our porch? What's with the astroturf? Hildi: I wanted to bring a touch of the outdoors into the decorating. Seiya: We're already outside, you dolt. And what's with the funeral stuff? You've been hanging around Kia, haven't you? 
Taiki: Boy, she sure got a lot done for $1000. Why'd she take the cabinet doors off? Paige: She said they were clutter. Don't ask about the purple stove. Taiki: Don't worry. I was more concerned about the floor. 
Seiya: What's the deal with this room? Yaten: Yeah, and what happened to the bathroom? Hildi: I had to get rid of it. It interfered with my vision. So I put a toliet and shower in here. It's my tribute to minimalism. Seiya: I'm almost afraid to see what's up stairs. 
Seiya: Wish me luck... 
Seiya: MY GOD!!! Did you staple LIVE kittens to the wall? Yaten: We really must have a word with the neighbors... 
Paige: This may be too weird, even for me. Taiki: That's it! I've had it! 
Taiki: This is the worst place ever! Hildi: What are you going to do about it? You signed a contract! I can do whatever I want! 
Taiki: You asked for it! Hildi: Oh, I'm so scared! Taiki: Star Gentle UTERUS! Hildi: What did you... 
Hildi: ARGHHH!!! Taiki: Take that, bitch. 
Seiya: My god! Taiki! What did you do? Taiki: Roasted her. Maybe if we're lucky, the fire will take the rest of this crap out. 
Paige: What did you do? We are so suing you for lighting one of our designers on fire! Taiki: Whatever. 
Paige: Please, please! Don't kill her! She hasn't glued enough random stuff to the walls! Death: Sorry, but did you see what she did to MY house? Fair game, pal. 
Paige: Well, where are supposed to get another designer? Taiki: Is Christopher Lowell free? So, what's next for the Starlights? The death toll is at 2...who will be next? Wait, wrong show. Anyway, tune in next time for "A Day in the Life of the Sailor Starlights!" Special thanks to Julie for helping us get the pics and captions! Disclaimer: As mentioned, Sailor Moon and the Starlights are not owned by us. "The Sims" is the property of Electronic Arts Inc and Maxis. Trading Spaces is a copyright of TLC and Banyan Productions. We mean no ill-will to either Paige Davis or Hildi Santo-Tomas, just having a bit of fun with two of our favorite shows. However, Hildi may not come anywhere near my house. ^_^ We are not making a profit on this, just having fun. Starlights skins courtesy of Aeryn's Sailor Moon Skins (RIP). Other skins come from in game. Page, pictures, and captions are copyright J & K Productions. Steal them and we will hunt you down and destroy you. We mean it. |