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portrait of a Bishounen...my, my that was cheesy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


PG 2 of SATSUKI'S 2 CENTS...PAGE 1

Other Reasons why Dilandau is so cool! *SPOILERS!*

1) Dilandau has "The red guymelef". Why is that cool? His is the only Zaibach guymelef that isn't that blue/purple color ("He's a trend setter!" hehe)

2) He can throw a knife into a glass bottle and not smash it. That takes TALENT dernit...

3) He leads a group of bishounen (mostly, Guimel just looks too funny...).

4) Dilandau has more "character" than Van (I didn't say this wouldn't be cheesy). Dilandau's just more interesting in both his personality and appearence.

5) He's got more brains than Van. One example is: when Dilly and the Dragon Slayers were about to occupy Prince Chid's palace, he told the Dragon slayers to stop since he new it shouldn't be that easy to capture the secret of Atlantis. He also knows when to draw back (ie when Folken tells him too...usually).

6) *Directed at Squee for her comment on Van's hair* Dilandau's hair is better, it's got that cute cow-lick in the bangs...so there.

7) Dilandau gets to hang out (Not quite the best term to use) with Folken and treats him better/respects him more than Van *sticks tounge out at Squee*

8) He and his Slayers captured and beat the *BLEEP* outta Van.

9) That cackle! ^_^

10) That smirk! ^_^

11) He doesn't have an annoying cat girl follow him around (Ah, Merle's not that bad).

12) Dilandau has the best facial expressions in all the Escaflowne series hands down.

13) The way he beats up Van becasue he "Hates that heroic crap!"

14) One word: "Chiku" ^_^

15) His Dragon slayers are loyal to him even though he slaps them silly...that's a good thing somehow, I know it...just incase it's not, He's excellent with swords and pretty much any other weapon (crima claw, flame thrower...)

16) How he licks his lips when pondering whether to crush/kill/destroy ^_^

17) He could easily kick Van's ass outside of the Escaflowne series
A) Dilandau catches Van so easily.
B) Dilandau is more sly and sneaky (hehehee).
C) Dilandau is extremely skilled in combat. Van was up against Allen and he went puke-ies, Dilandau was closer to killing Allen then Van (okay, I don't hate Allen as much as you think, I just like bashing him mercilessly)
D) He has a wider range of weaponry.
E) Dilandau cannot only kick Van's ass, but he can burn it, crush it, slice it up into little iddy biddy peices and so forth.
F) He called Hitomi a bitch with good reason; She prevented him from finishing off Van, showed Van how to see the invisible guymelefs thus leading him being able to slaughter the Dragon Slayers. *GRR!*
G) Dilandau is just better *slaps Squee right back*

18) Dilandau has Jajuka who is coolies!!

19) His wonderful catch-phrases: "Moreo, moreo!" and "Moechaee!"

20) This list can go on forever, bad guys are always better than good guys, especialy when they're insane pyromaniacs like Dilandau-sama. Besides, if society were based on hair color, Dilandau would be one of the highest while Van would be a mongrel (please, please PLEASE don't ask!! ;^_^;)

-The Dilandau Obsessed SATSUKI

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