Warnings: First and foremost, this fic is supposed to be a humor fic. Shounen ai and Yaoi next. Violence, blood and gore, supernatural elements, such as werewolves, vampires, evil leprechans, trolls, witches, and other stuff I think of along the way. Expect lemons, limes, death of insignificant characters, and angst. (heh!) OZ people are also going to really intermingle with the GW boys, particularly with Duo.

Synopsis: Six months have passed since the events in Siberia, and instead of getting better things are heating up. In a bid for Duo's safety, Quatre takes Duo to the Middle East to help form an alliance with the Beast King... who also happens to be the shape-shifter's cousin. While there, Duo again is drawn into the dark world of hostile takeovers, power struggles and lust. Only this time the Beast King's attraction is mutual, and Duo's desire may get the better of him.

Pairings: 5x2, 3x4, Meizer+2/2+Meizer, Thor+2/2+Thor. (WTF?!)