(Fala's comment: That Smurf has one odd sense of humor...okay, hun, no more coffee for you!)
MARRON: Hand me earplugs. I'm sick of hearing my brother's voice.
CHOCOLATE: You know what Tira? I've decided I'm a lesbian. You can have Carrot.
GATEAU: (dreaming) Carrot! Oh Carrot I love you! (Fala's comment: Gak?!...)
BIG MOMMA: I need to tell you all a secret. I'm a man. CARROT: Does that mean that we should call you Big Papa now?
MARRON: Gateau will you marry me? (Fala's comment: GAK! Hell NO!!!)
TIRA: Forget Carrot! Gateau's the hot one!
GATEAU: (five years after he and Marron get hitched) Marron, I have a confession to make. I've been cheating on you with Dotta. (Fala's comment: *dryly* well, what more can you expect?)
GATEAU: Millefeulle! I need your help...I'm a virgin! (Fala's comment: *sarcastic* Why am I not surprised?)
MARRON: Damn! They're really damn! raising a damn! Niisan?! (Fala's comment: Nooo!!! Marron didn't get his anti-Gateau syndrome shot! Poor Kitty! Waaaaah!)
BIG MOMMA: Congratulations, Sorcerer Hunters on completing your last assignment. Look closely. Your next target is a dangerous sorceress by the name of Ricki Lake...
TIRA: 'Coz I'm not gonna rest! Not until I hear you say it! "Tira! I love you!!!" (Fala's comment: Ranma 1/2, you remember, ne?)
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