Furry Family

Written By Leonardo B. Castro

Two Mazokus were dueling. Two drunk Mazokus from drinking Fire Brand Killer Mazoku Wine, were dueling. They both were totally plastered, that they got dressed up as knight and mounted horses. Now for the Joist.

They charged each other. The one in purple armor fell asleep and thus fell off his horse. The Mazoku in the black armor cheered. He won and he didn’t even use his lance. Of course, he couldn’t use the lance because he forgot to pick it up before ride off at his opponent.

“Seesh Xelash. I von da do.” Gendo Saotome, Lord of Shadows, tossed off his black helmet. He drunkenly stumble up to Xelloss and pulled off his helmet.

The purple hair menace was sleeping. “Ya dam baster.” Gendo slurped drunkenly. He picked up Xelloss and teleported home.

“Are you sure that the reason why you get to perform the prank?” Xelloss asked as he scratched his head. Leo nodded his head in reply.

“Why, we must have really been plastered that time. Joist as knights.” Xelloss said with a huff. He couldn’t believe it, but the evidence was conclusive.

“Okay, so what was the prize?” Xelloss asked. Leo just smiled as he disappeared.

Ranma went through the motions of a kata this early morning. He missed sparing with his father in early morning. Ever since he moved to his cousin Keiichi’s temple, he had to find some small contentment in katas and the fights with the forever lost boy when he finds his way into the temple.

He heard another explosion. He shook his head as he realized his wife and Urd were once again fighting it out. He never understand how Urd bring out the violent side of his wife.

He walked to the place of the explosion to see that they now resorted to pulling each others cheeks. They were growling like animals. He shook his head as he went end this fight.

He walked up and kissed Mara on the cheek. The rouge demon tensed up. Then she started to laugh nervously as she some how got Urd in a head lock. Actually Mara was trying to get her arm around the Norn’s neck to show her husband that she was goofing off. But she was applying too much pressure.

Urd saw Ranma’s face. She saw the kiss and Mara’s eyes begun to glaze over. Urd wanted to scream and run away. Ranma’s kiss plus Mara equal a lot of pain for those near Mara.

She tried to flee, but Mara grabbed her in a head lock and choked the life out of her. Urd could hear Mara’s chuckling. ‘Damn it Ranma. Help me.‘ Urd thought.

Ranma looked at Urd’s now blue face. “Honey. I think Urd needs air.” Ranma said as he took his wife’s hands and put them around his waist. Of course the rouge demoness giggled madly.

Urd slowly crawled away. She shuddered to think that the demoness she once knew was like that when Ranma was nearby. Thankfully no one will ever able do that to her in her life, Urd thought happily.

Suddenly, Keiichi was walking by with Belldandy, sneezed. Urd tensed for a second and looked at Keiichi. The she growled and stomped off remembering the time Peorth’s potion made anyone who looked into Keiichi’s eyes fall in love with him.

Thankfully, they were all cured of that.

Ranma held his wife. Then whispered something in her that cause her to blush so badly, one could swear she was a glowing beacon.

Ranma was guiding his blushing wife back to their room when a figure entered the temple and changed their lives forever.

“Oh hello Ranma. I thought you were with your wife.” Belldandy said as she glanced at the figure entering the grounds.

“That’s not Ranma.” Keiichi told his love. Belldandy took a closer look at the figure noticed it wasn’t Ranma. Different taste in clothes, and different hair cut. The face was similar to Ranma’s but not exactly alike.

“Sorry for this Bell-chan.” The figure said as he raised his hand. Belldandy and Keiichi felt a rush of wind. Then they fell asleep. A lightning bolt was hurled at him by courtesy of Urd. The figure sent it back to sender with extra power added on it.

Urd was sent sailing over the temple unconscious. She landed with a thud. He started walking towards Ranma and Mara. Mara was about to attack him went Skuld beat her to it.

She was about to launch her Skuld Bomb but the man made it short circuit with a single look. Skuld then her pops and sizzling coming from her clothes.

All the gadgets on her person shorted out and caught on fire. Her clothes started to burn. Skuld ran around frantic while ablaze. Finally she ran into the house and head to the bathroom before she gets burn anymore.

Mara charged forward with Ranma close behind.

Leo looked amused as the demoness and his brother’s counterpart. Grabbed Mara by the face and fling her into the wall . She made a one foot deep impression into the wall and stay there.

Ranma roared in anger and hit Leo from the back. Leo took it as if nothing happened. Before Ranma knew it, he received a backhand. Then he felt someone knee him in the gut. Then a jumping front snap kick sent his flying backwards.

Ranma flipped in the air and landed on his feet. “Hmmm…is that all you got. Try a little harder before you die.” Leo said in evilly amused voice. “Or should I said she dies.” Leo said as he pointed at Mara. The reaction from Ranma was what he expected.

Ranma charged him with unchecked fury. He lunged at Leo and received a kick to his chin. Then a elbow into his sternum. Then Ranma flew back spinning as he was kicked in the head with a turning kick. Ranma slammed into the ground and then leapt up and tried to side kick him in the face.

Leo tilted his head to the right and the attack missed completely. Then Leo squat down and then came up with a uppercut that sent Ranma into the air. Leo leapt into the air and deliver three front snap kicks the hit successfully on Ranma’s head. Then he finished his combo with a axe kick and hurled Ranma into the dirt head first.

Leo landed softly and second later. He turned his back on Ranma laughed out loud. “That was a little bit too easy.” Leo said rather loudly.

Ranma slowly stood up and glared at his opponent. “I can’t lose…” Ranma said as he slipped into a defensive stances.

“You know, it pretty arrogant to say you can’t be defeat.” Leo said with a Saotome style smirk and walked up to his foe.

“I can’t lose….not while she’s is watching.” Ranma said as he refocused his ki into his arms. He waited for his nemesis to approach him. Mara made some motion to show she was awake and trying to escape the wall.

“Good. Good. I thought you never push this far.” Leo said as he went into a very loose stances. Ranma just glared at him and changes tactics.

“Give me all you got. And I’ll still win.” Ranma said as he charged forward. He lunged at Leo, but the said boy just dodge around him.

The Ranma tried to sweep him off his feet, literary. But Leo back flipped and land a yard away from Ranma. Ranma lunged at Leo again, but this time, using the chestnut fist as the attack.

Ranma was shocked Leo casually batted away all the attacks with ease. Ranma tried to kick him in the head, but Leo backhanded Ranma away.

Ranma sprawled all over the ground. He tried to get up and lost conscious. Leo suddenly ducked as Mara tried to blast him with magic. Leo appear next to her and he tossed her at Ranma’s prone form, knocking her out as well.

Then a black portal open beneath them and swallowed them up. Leo also jumped into the portal before it closed.

Ranma woke up in perfect health in the middle of a battlefield where many werewolves and a few were cheetahs were fighting. Of course he didn’t care about that. “Meow.” Was the words that came out of his mouth.

A werewolf lunged at him and Ranma sliced his head off with a casual slash. Then he clawed at a werewolf attack a bunch of were-cheetah kids. He also noticed his mate was lying near the kids.

Then he saw a werewolf was about to pounce on her. Then the werewolf’s head slid off his neck as Leo appeared with twin silver blades.

Mara woke and saw Ranma was slicing through werewolves near her and some huddling were cats. Then the head of one that was about to strike her rolled next to her. She looked to her left and saw Leo cutting up some werewolves with twin silver swords.

“Time for you to escape.” Leo said as he looked at Mara. Then she, Ranma, and the were-cat children disappeared in a flash. Leo continued fighting for the sheer sake of fighting. Today, was a good day. Leo thought as he clashed with a formation grouped werewolves.

Mara woke up in an abandon temple. Beside her was Ranma and four were-cheetah children. Ranma was purring and snuggling closer to her. Mara developed a full body blush and feel weak.

She crawled into his arms. She could stay like this forever. The children started to stir. Hmmm, what to do about them. Mara thought.

Ten years later… (A side story will be used to show the were cheetahs raising later.)

Mara sat up in her bed and stretched. It was mid morning and the sounds of battle woke her up. She sat up and muttered about her husband using that energy for more reproductive use. Her eyes glazed over for a short time and drool dripped from chin as she daydream about a repeat performance of last night.

Elizabeth Saotome, or Liz for short, was frying tuna over the stove. All around her was dozens of mounts of fried tuna. In her mouth, she was happily munching one.

‘Oh my, I hope we have enough for breakfast.’ The thirteen year old were-cheetah thought.

She was humming a old anime theme song as she worked on her invention. It was based on something her mother once told her about. The invention was a about three feet tall. It looked knight, complete with suit of armor, in form, except that he was completely golden and it hair was copper. At and he had a panel open on his back with circuits and wires showing.

Soon, she thought. Soon Arthur will be completed. Then her nose perked up and she sniffed. She smelled it strongly now. Tuna. And then Amelia Saotome, Were-Cheetah genius, age fifteen, ran towards the dining room table with her tail sway left to right with delight.

A eighteen year old were-cheetah stared at the T.V. That was one of the horrible thing she saw. Although that last blast was one of her best so far. Of course she was going to replace that T.V. she realized as she burned remains of the television.

But hell, her magic skills were improving. She sigh as she started to clean up the mess she made. She started to clean faster as she smelt tuna. And then in a minute or so, she was gone from the living room and sitting at the dinning room table.

A young man and an older man face each other in the field of battle that was once their backyard. They were about to meet in melee again. “Prepare to lose Pops.” The young of the two said.

“You are still too young to beat me.” The older said. He did a flying jump kick at the younger. The youth leapt up to meet him. Then the smell of tuna filled the air.

The younger turned in mid-air and fell towards the house and disappeared into it in a few milliseconds. The older, who was Ranma Saotome, sigh and land. He than walked towards his house.

His adoptive son, who was fighting him outside a few minutes ago, was sitting at the dining room table. Then Mara walked in.

She looked at Ranma and their adoptive son. “I thought you and Joey promise me you two will keep it down.

Joey Saotome, the oldest of them all at the age of twenty, just smiled sleepily. Then he said, “Sorry mom.”

To be continued…