When there's something Strange... in the Un-I-verse...; who ya gonna call????
GLOBE BUSTERS!!!!
When there's trouble... comin' in quick...; who ya gonna call????
GLOBE BUSTERS!!!!
Globe Busters. What is it about, you ask? Well, I'll TELL you what it is about! Ready???? I'll assume you are!
( Several million lines of text zip past the viewer in several seconds )
There you are!
Globe Busters! Coming Summer 2000!....
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-4:36 PM - Chisato's Brandywine Inn (bath)room-
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Ashton and Chisato are finishing up their job on the gas grill....
Ashton: I can't believe that I have to hook up this thing by myself....
Chisato: You think that YOU had it tough? I have to carve out the ceiling!
Ashton: This is taking too long, Chisato! I really have to go to the bathroom! I've been holding it in for too long. Any longer, and the food's going to go improperly through my circulation - I going to die slowly of food poisoning!
Chisato: Well, at least I'm feeling all warm and squishy inside...; I'm just about done with my portion of the job....
Ashton: Believe me, you're not the *ONLY* one whose feeling warm and squishy....! My bladder feels like it's going to explode like the big-bang! It's like the Universe decided to take a jump, skip, and a hop and re-from inside of me or something.
Chisato: Well, you have the hands to shape it....
Ashton: And don't forget about my more 'solid' end, either. Already, I can feel the 'gasses of the universe' mixing up inside me...; just ~waiting~ to combust outward....
Chisato: It's not so bad, really. I read that if you hold it in long enough, you eventually loose the urge to go at all....
Ashton: Yeah, but did *you yourself* ever experiment on it?
Chisato: ... Well, no...; but then, why don't you just stop being such a *pry*-baby, already?
Ashton: ....
Chisato and Ashton return to their respective jobs for about another minute. Shortly thereafter, Chisato finished up with her portion of the job....
Chisato: ( finishing up her portion of the job ) There! Done! All hollowed out!
Ashton: Could you help me with assembling the grill at least, Chisato?
Chisato: Nope, sorry - I did my share....
Ashton: ....
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-4:38 PM - Claude's Brandywine Inn room-
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Claude and Chisato are talking to each other....
Chisato: I finally finished up the ventilation system!
Claude: You're actually going through with this?
Chisato: Of course! And when Ashton finishes installing that gas grill of his, we can exist within a mutual relationship of hand-in-hand paradise!
Claude: Technically, it's a hand-to-grill paradise-
Chisato: ....
Precis enters the room, with a huge smile on her face....
Claude: Precis? You look sort of pleased....
Precis: Well, I did it - I did it!
Chisato: Did... what?
Precis: I mailed in my complaint to the Steven Neo company; they're going to give me back my due!
Claude: That's great!
Precis: But there's more. Remember how my mailbox went missing?
Claude: Y~eeee~s..........
Precis: I had to send it in under a different name. I used Chisato Madison!
Chisato: ... What????
Claude: Precis....?
Precis: Well, I figured that since her address wasn't being used, it would be Ok if I borrowed it....
Chisato: Oh, no! I know what this is! ... It's an identity *SWITCH-OVER*!
Claude: That's right! Precis, you're now Chisato Madison, and Chisato - you're now Chisa Misa!
Chisato: It was a little bit risky, but it was sent - no harm done, I guess....
Precis suddenly begins to sniff with her nose....
Precis: Does anybody smell something? I SURE do!
Claude: ( sniffing ) Now that you mention it....
Chisato: It smells a little like....
Precis: HAMBURGERS!!!!
Claude: ( realizing the source of the cooking ) Oh, no!
The three follow the scent of the smell, running out of the room....
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-4:49 PM - Chisato's Brandywine Inn (bath)room-
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Sizzle....
Ashton: (humming) Hmmm... hmmm... hmmm..........
Claude, Precis, and Chisato enter the room....
Claude: Ashton?
Ashton: Oh, hey buddy. See? My spatula hands are in *HIGH GEAR NOW*!!!!
Precis: Great, J~UUUU~st great! *IN* the bathroom, no less!
Chisato: ( noting Ashton's cooking abilities ) Just be sure to remove the fat off of it....
Claude: Can I have some of it?
Precis: Eeek....
Ashton: Sure! I'll pry the fat; you'll try the fat! I just have to let some more of it ~simmer~ away....
A phone rings....
Chisato: Oh, I'll get it!
Chisato picks up the phone....
Chisato: Hello? ... U-huh....; u-huh? ( a smile broadens her face ) Yes, yes...; thank you very much. Alright! Good-bye....
Chisato hangs up the phone.
Claude: Who was that?
Chisato: You'll NEVER guess who just called! It was Miller Bronwen, the owner of Brandywine!
Claude: Yeah, so?
Chisato: Claude, he said that I could move back into my old apartment! He said that a letter of complaint was traced from my original address, thereby proving its validity!
Precis: A letter of complaint?
Claude: Precis, it looks like your decision to falsely use Chisato's near non existent address proved to be a boon to us all, after all!
Precis: ( smiles ) Aw, thanks Claude! ( gives him a light kiss on the cheek ) Tee-hee....
Claude: You're welcome... 'Chisato'....
Precis: ( slightly blushes; still smiling ) ....
Ashton: Well, don't think that I'm going to take my spatulate hands out of work, now....
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***** End Tag *****
-5:30 PM - Chisato's Brandywine Inn (real)room-
***** End Tag *****
Claude, Precis, and Chisato are seated ( yes, everything's reclaimed and back into place by now ), and are talking to each other....
Chisato: You know, I'm glad that all of that commotion caused by 'Chisa Misa' is over with....
Claude: You can say that again....
Precis: Me too! I really didn't like the idea of you living in the bathroom to begin with, anyway.
Chisato: ( blushing ) I know, I know. I felt like some sort of hotel mascot in there....
Claude: Say, Precis - wasn't that tool kit of yours defective?
Precis: Yes, it was....
Claude: Remember those gloves that you made? You know, the ones for Ashton's spatula hands....?....
Precis: Yeah, I remember those, of course! I used my tools from the Neo Toolkit to attach the flame-retardant latex on, you know....
Claude: I'm beginning to wonder about the stability of the latex. After all, your mailbox fell off, and was stolen because of that.
Chisato: This sounds more like a conspiracy to me. All of the essentials are there...; near-sabotage, things gone missing...; now all's we need are some bangs ans screams....
SNAP!!!! ( it's the sound of the latex from Ashton's glove snapping off like a rubber band )
Claude: -Like that?
A look of realization creeps on the faces of Claude, Precis, and Chisato....
SSIIIIZZZZZZZZLLEE!!!!!!!!!!
Ashton: ( screaming through the door of the bathroom ) Uuuurrrrargh!!!!
All: ....
The NEXT Austin Powers movie is coming! And it's in the Star Ocean 2 universe:
The Return of Dr. Evil!
Dr. Evil and Mini-Me, hurdling through space, have been sucked through a black hole, and phase-shifted to the location and years of Star Ocean: The Second Story! This time around, it's up to Precis Neumann and Leon Geeste to team up and thwart Dr. Evil's nefarious scheme to use the Lacour Hope "laser" on the lands of Expel!
Precis and Leon must face a new assortment of assassins who stand in their way, including Fat (censored) II, genetically re-created by Dr. Evil, and the one-handed Zand. This is another Star Ocean: The Second Story story that you WON'T want to miss!
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-Credits - Additional Characters-
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Delivery Guy....................................................................................................... George Highley
Mailman.............................................................................................................. Greg O'Conner
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