Here's a little test to see how obsessed with the Nameks you really are. Have fun!

You know you're obsessed with Nameks when...

• You have an uncontrollable urge for ice-cold water.
• You can drink a gallon of water…and still be thirsty.
• A friend stops and ask if you are OK…they say you look green.
• Your favorite color is green.
• Your favorite color isn't green… but you force yourself to love green.
• Your band teacher asks you what your favorite instruments are, and you respond the Piccolo, Tambourine, Piano, Cymbal, and Drum.
• Everyone around you suddenly seems very...short.
• You hate group gatherings/being the center of attention.
• You spend an hour trying to focus your energy.
• You try desperately to do a "ki" attack that a Namek did/does.
• You actually succeed.
• A teacher gets you really mad, and you imagine Piccolo beating that teacher up.
• You burst out laughing in the middle of class.
• You write a "You know you are obsessed with Nameks when…"
• You like to wear navy blue clothes…and a red or blue belt.
• Your wardrobe consists of navy blue clothes, red belts (and/or light blue ones), and an assortment of capes and turban-like caps.
• You can extend your arms…a couple yards.
• You spend a lot of time trying to get your arms to extend like Piccolo's.
• You really hate it when people whistle.
• Out of respect to the Nameks you never, ever whistle.
• You do your homework cross-legged and sitting on a high surface (a file cabinet, wardrobe, etc).
• You get a feeling of impending doom whenever you look at the full moon. (From a Trunks Otaku)
• You are constantly humming "Piccolo-San Daisuki".
• You try to convince your gym teacher to add weights to the gym uniforms.(From a Trunks Otaku)
• If he/she refuses, you bring your own and distribute it among the class.(Also from a Trunks Otaku)
• You fight the school board, demanding that they include Japanese as a language choice(so you can understand the nontranslated version better-you always lose something in the translation. (From a Trunks Otaku)
• When they finally concede/refuse, you start up again - this time with the Namek language. (From a Trunks Otaku...again (^_^) ).
• When they drag you down to the psych ward, you scream obsanities at them - in Japanese and Namek, of course. (From a Trunks Otaku)
• You draw Piccolo everywhere...even on walls.
• Your room is VERY green
• You go outside after it snows and you shovel a giant "P" in the middle of your road.
• You vow to kill the person that ran over the "P".
• You force your friends to call you Piccolo/Gohan.
• Nothing on this list seems really bizarre to you.
• You hear someone make fun of Piccolo and you turn 3 different shades of red before you scream out furiously.
• You think that Namek children are the CUTEST!!!!! (They are!)
• You can spell "Piccolo" faster than your own name.
• You buy every piece of Namek merchandise available. Including a Piccolo mini-skateboard thingy.(^^;)
  
  

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  The following are from Himegami of The Namek Universe (Visit her site! Go to my links section)
  
  
• You go to a fancy french resturant just to sample their Water spritzers.
• You blow up an Earl-May plant center because the staff didn't know how to fill out a request form for a double-gross order of Ajisa plants.
• Your parents have to beg you to come eat.
• You refuse to talk to anyone. Humans are dirty enough.
• You faint when your science teachers announce that the next disection test will be over Slugs.
• You fire lasers from your eyes, slicing the heads off of all your opposers.
• You start coming to this site!
• You plan to paint "The Mona Guru"
• You start testing your power level by beating up monkeys at the local Zoo.

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• You beg you Mom and/or Dad to hand over the cash to get 4 of your teeth sharpened. (From HunterKWB)
• When reading/scanning a paragraph you misread pickle as piccolo and go back and read slowly caused you think piccolo was mentioned and are disappointed when you find out that he wasn't. (From ricketts22)