Dear Tomo, Hi,I was woundering do you like animals? Also why do you grow your nails so long and how do you do it, mine allways get chiped when I try to grow them out. What's your secret? copperhaired

Dear copperhaired,     Yes, I do like animals. As for nails, I keep them long by manicuring them every week. The best way is to soak your fingers in warm water for about 5-10 minutes, then file off any rough edges. Push down the cuticles with a cuticle stick. Apply a nail-strengthening base-coat, two coats of polish, and a hardening top coat. Let them dry completely. That should help. Cutting tham into a square shape rather than oval will also help prevent chipping. Now, it helps that I have servants to do all my difficult tasks, so that helps, but a manicure should help your nails stay strong. Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, what are your real names? curious cat

Dear curious cat, Listed family name, given name: Nakago: Gi Ayuru Soi: Haku Kaen Suboshi: Bu Shunkaku Amiboshi: Bu Koutoku Tomo: Ruo Chuin Ashitare: My true name can't be pronounced by human vocal cords, unfortunately. It roughly translates to"Sings to the Night". Miboshi: It's not important for you to know my real name. Seishi

Dear Amiboshi, Hi, m'name is Sakura. I thought it would be cool to write to you, becasue you're a twin. I have atwin brother too, and he's really anoying, then again, I'm his sister, so that would be my opinion of him, wouldn't it? *chuckles* anyway, I' wanted to know what you think of your twin brother? Is he annoying and obnoxious like mine? Sakura

Dear Sakura,     I love Suboshi a lot, but he certainly has his trying times, too. When we were younger, he used to be a bad whiner, but don't tell him I said that. ^_^ I think all siblings annoy each other...it's all part of loving someone. Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, How often do you guys check your letters? And have you got any from Son Asia? Cause she is really looking foreward to your answers. Suzaku's faster than you guys in answering but they have their site temporarily closed. It isn't fair! Nefleign's son

Dear Nefleign's son, Ashitare: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that I had no books to read, no meals to cook, and no lesson plans to write that could possibly be more important than the letters that you and your friends choose to bombard us with. Despite impressions to the contrary, there is in fact life after death and all of us are enjoying it to the fullest. I would also like to note as someone who was beaten to death by his so-called leader, no, I had no idea that life was unfair, really. How enlightening your letter has been, my dear. Suboshi: We have nothing to do with the Suzaku site; how they update and run is not under our control. If our updating once a week (or every two weeks, if we actually happen to have things going on) isn't fast enough for you, go elsewhere. Ashitare and Suboshi

Dear Nakago, Would you approve of the name "USS World Crusher"? If you were wondering about how I would get it very cheap, here's how. I submit the ship to Chiriko, who, hopefully, will like the genuis behind the design. Once built, at Konan's expense, I would steal the ship and sail it to your empire. Just one question. Would you like the ship to be able to fly through the skies as well? Xantass

Dear Xantass,     Yes, that's much better. I will be quite interested to see this ship. I've never seen a flying ship, but that could be interesting. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, HAPPY CHRISTMAS! If you get this a bit early, I'm sorry. I'm writing this for a friend who should do the same for Suzaku. Now I'm going to outright say it. The only seishi here that I like are the twins... but I respect all of you. And I like you god. A dragon. It's cool. Anyways, here are your Christmas presents! Suboshi- Cookies! Your fav. Hope you like em. Baked them myself. Amiboshi- A crystal flute. And I know they're real because my friend has one too. Nagako- Since I didn't know what else you liked, a new stronger whip. It will last longer. Straight from the planet Vegeta-sei. It's strong enough for Saiyans to use. Who are stronger than humans no matter what you say. Soi- Cosmetics and stuff. Long lasting. I didn't know what else to get you either. Tomo- Make-up and a Chinese Literature book. I don't really think you need it, but I would like some nice Chinese Opera sites, and no, I'm not sucking up, I really am interested. Ashitare- I decided to get you books since dog toys are probably out of style for you. Hope you don't have any of them. *hands him about twenty books* Miboshi- Here's a book on black magic that I picked up in a store. I don't think you have it, but it does say some stuff about summoning demons so I got it for you. Like I said, I respect all of you, but I do like Suzaku a little better. Except for the twins, they are the best! Hope you all like you Christmas presents. I don't really need anything back. But if you want to be that generous, I really don't mind. I also have a question... what house would you be in if you were at Hogwarts in Harry Potter? Do you like snakes? Thanks. Have a Happy Christmas. Nefleign Briefs

Dear Nefleign Briefs,     Ashitare: I'm always in the market for more books, my dear - your gift is most well received. If I were to be in a Hogwart's house, I would be in Ravenclaw of course. I do like snakes, nearly as much as I like cats, actually... Amiboshi: Thank you, it's beautiful! I bet the tone has a very different quality from a crystal flute. I would be in Gryffindor, I think, or maybe Hufflepuff. Snakes are okay. Suboshi: I would be in Gryffindor, which had better be my brother's house. *glare* Thanks for the cookies! Nakago: This is an excellent whip; thank you. From what Ashitare blathers about, I would be in Slytherin. Soi: Just what I wanted, thank you! I think I would be in Gryffidnor or Ravenclaw. Tomo: Slytherin, of course. Only the best. Thank you for the lovely gifts. Good Chinese opera sites are now listed on our links page. Miboshi: Slytherin, I guess, or maybe Ravenclaw. Great present, thank you! Seishi

Dear Katsu, Thank you so much for your advice. I know I probalbly won't be able to get out of this town for a while, my dad works here and didn't want to drive for 3 hours from the next closest town. I am going to bring this up to societies that care, I just wasn't sure if they were even out there because of sending out e-mails to certain general information addresses which haven't sent anything back. I will tell you how things come out, and hopefully sooner than later. Thank you so much. The Trenchcoat Guy

Dear Trenchcoat Guy,     I'm wishing you a lot of luck - I really hope things work out for you. Just be careful and stay safe, okay? And remember, we're always here if you need a friendly ear or a shoulder. :) Katsu

Dear Suboshi, I have something for you. *hands him a bag of cookies* I am trying to safeguard these cookies from the "good" me. (You know the baka!) She is eating way too much, and I continue to be amazed at how much she can eat without gaining so much as one fraction of a pound. Makes me so mad!! Doesn't it steam you up too? Have you been praying for a precipitous drop in her metabolism lately? If you have, you better pray harder; she's as skinny as always. If not, you might want to start. She can still fit into her bikini... I'm also angry because I have been baking all week, and everything I bake, she eats. And you should see her, she eats with her fingers, chews with her mouth open, and even talks with her mouth full. At least Yui has some decent table manners, right? Say, I have an idea. Would you be willing to act as a manners monitor for Christmas dinner? You can bring your weapon as long as you're careful not to hit any of the good china. But that girl needs to be taught some serious lessons on how to behave around guests. I also need someone to guard the food so that the company will at least get something to eat. What do you say? I'll even let you have first crack at the dessert. *hands him two invitations* Give it some thought. Amiboshi can come too, if he likes. I know HE has a really big sweet tooth. But like I said, that Suzaku no Baka needs to learn some manners. Make that a LOT of manners. And I think Yui mentioned that she'd be coming... Miaka's Evil Twin

Dear Miaka's Evil Twin, Suboshi: *smiles wickedly* Oh, of course I'll come. How nice of you to invite me. Soi: You...do realize inviting Suboshi means that some of your guests with be slaughtered, right? Suboshi and Soi

Dear Ashitare, if nakago translates...how can i be assured that he is translating you EXACT words? *arches an eyebrow with her arms crosses* Wicked Lady

Dear Wicked Lady,     I read and understand the language quite well, even if I am unable to speak it. I check over everything he translates to be certain, and if I have any doubts at all I ask one of the Boshi twins or Soi for help. They're quite wonderful. Ashitare

Dear Suboshi, Tori:Are you totally screwed up, or what?! Sakura:Don'tlisten to him, HE'S the screwed up one! I'm really raelly sorry Tori: P*&^%^I&$( SAkura:.....forgive us.... Sakura and Tori

Dear Sakura and Tori,     I am not, and you're just mean. *sulks* Suboshi

Dear Ashitare, Why would you want to hurt ppl just because Nakago tells you to. You got killed by him. I don't think that that is right but I guess that is your decision. Happy Holidays!!! :P

Dear :P,     Try not to confuse the present with the past. Then, I had to follow Nakago's orders because I had no choice. Now, I don't follow him at all because I am not forced to. Freedom is a valuable thing. Ashitare

Dear Miboshi, Yo!What's up?Hehehe.Sorry 'bout the slang an' all.I found out(finally)from a friend that your birthday was on the 4th of December.Well,HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!Sorry that I can't get you anything.My dad is late on giving me my allowance.Well,may you have a happy birthday.Oh,wait a minute!There.*hands over freshly done pizza*It's the only thing I know how to make.Share it with the rest,'k?OH,and Happy Belated Birthdays to all the other Seiryuu Seishis!Bye! Y.L.

Dear Y.L.,     Thanks! This pizza looks wonderful! Miboshi

Dear Amiboshi,  I wanna say that you and your brother are my fav. seishi out of everyone and by far the cutest. I can't choose between you two because you look exactly alike. Maybe Suboshi because of his evil but caring attitude. But I'm asking you this because you always seemed the listening and understanding type and I like that. Anyways, my problem. I'm not in school right now because I'm sick, and I have to take homeschooling. Anyways, even in school most of the men were afraid of me. But there was this one guy I liked. But he seemed to avoid me. Now it seems that he really misses me. What should I do? Then there is this other guy that likes me a lot too. I even know where he lives because my friend showed me. I only kissed him twice on the cheek at the sock hop and I think he liked it. He even gave me his number because I asked for it. Now I've lost it. The only friends I have that may know it, I can't remember the number of one and the other is grounded from the phone. I really need help. Do you have any ideas? I know I probably shouldn't be asking you this because your a guy but you seem to understand more than the other seishi. Oh, and do you like Linkin Park? What's you and your brother's fav. song and singer? And about Harry Potter, since I'm lazy and don't feel like writing another letter, who's everybody's fav. characters, movie, class, house, wizarding family etc.? And I really don't care if you say guys. It's perfectly normal to me. I wouldn't think your STRANGe or anything. Please ask everyone for me. Thank you. Son Jubilee

Dear Son Jubilee,     If you're sick, you should be concentrating on getting well, not worried about guys! I guess the way to deal with them kind of depends. You said that the first guy misses you - has he called you or paid you a visit? The same goes for the other guy...it's not always your responsibility to chase them down and make things happen. They should be doing something as well. If you don't have the phone number and have no way of getting it conveniently, I'd say don't worry about it. Take things as they come and don't stress, because that will make you sicker. As for the other questions...I think Linkin Park is okay. If you want to know Suboshi's favorite singer, you should ask him. I think we've already answered the question about the Harry Potter stuff...you should check the archive for that. I think that's all... Amiboshi

Dear Soi, i know you love nakago but i've noticed how much you like the twins...afraid nakago will find out the masked phantom

Dear masked phantom,     "Like" the twins? Where did you ever get that idea? The twins are way too young for me and I have no interest in them whatsoever. Soi

Dear Ashitare, HEY! Can't you relate to me TOO?! I'm a..well..I'm not a werewolf, but still! I'm a dog! DO you realise how much you have hurt my poor feelings?! And after I've gone to all the trouble to buy every single existing poster of you on the planet!!! *runs off crying* ( Remus Lupin: Oh dear..I think you'd better apologize to Sirius...he's such an ardent fan of yours..* wipes away a tear*) Sirius Black

Dear Sirius Black,     I'm sorry, but *that* is not Siruis Black. I have read the Harry Potter books, you know, and I'm not an utter moron like you seem to hope. Please try again. Ashitare

Dear Nakago, Why? Dont you like kittens? whats your favorite animal then? maybe next time i'll get it for you for your birthday and everything ^_^ myra

Dear myra,     I don't keep pets, but thank you for the offer. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, 1) Have you heard the music of... a) Avril Lavigne? b) Michelle Branch? And did you enjoy/like them? 2) Which is your fave character in ayashinoceres that works with the Cproject? is it wei, or kagami, or alec, or those two in the manga whose names I can't remember, or Kagami's secretary (I forgot her name.) 3) What will be your new year resolutions? Enjoy your xmas! mikura

Dear mikura,     Ashiatre: I haven't heard of either of those singers, nor have I watched the show/read the manga you mention, as I prefer my diversions to have a bit more substance. My resolution will be to catch up on my reading, as I am woefully behind the new releases. Amiboshi: I like Michelle Branch - I think she has an amazing voice. I really don't like any of those people you mentioned from Ayashi no Ceres. My New Year's resolution will be seeing if I can get Soi and Tomo to argue less. I can always hope... Soi: Yeah, Amiboshi, *that* will happen. *rolls eyes* I like Michelle Branch, especially that new song she does with Santana. I kind of like Wei from Ayashi. My resolution is to learn to sew better. Nakago: Never listened to or watched any of those things. My resolution is to locate people better suited to their missions. Suboshi: I like Michelle Branch, but I don't like Avril much. I liked Wei. My resolution is to eat less sugar. *eyes Christmas cookies* Well, maybe... Tomo: I like Michelle Branch, but dislike Avril. She's too shrill and obvious for my tastes. I thought Kagami was an interesting character. My resolution is to learn more new dances. Miboshi: No resolutions this year, and I haven't seen or heard any of those. Seishi

Dear Nakago, Hey again..sorry for bothering you so often...but you're definitely nicer to ask when compared to Snape *shudder* ...what would you find advisable to do when you have alot on your mind?(homework deadlines, for example X( ) Jials the Completely Zonked-out Pervert

Dear Jials,     I try to do items like homework immediately so I don't have to worry about them anymore. Get everything out of the way as soon as possible. Nakago

Dear Suboshi, Hi again. Sorry for not writing sooner; I haven't been online. Er, anyway, in response to your question about older/younger, I am 16, and my birthday is Sept. 9th. So... if that helps... cause I dunno if that makes me younger or older or what. So, Thanksgiving was kinda slow, huh? Well... *hold up plate of good-smelling food* I have prepared a small traditional Thanksgiving plate for you! Enjoy. And, in case I'm not on before then, have a good holiday. Love ya brother! Hoshii

Dear Hoshii,     You're older than me. I'm only 15. The food looks great; thank you! Suboshi

Dear Suboshi, *chuckles* For the record, I don;t go for cute, either. I go for destroying a party by bringing a box of cyanide-filled chocolates. They do their job with perfect timing! *blissful sigh* As for the ryuuseisui....BRING IT ALONG!! The more damage we inflict, the better..don't you agree? ^_^ Kurayami

Dear Kurayami,     Wow, all good ideas. I can't wait; this'll be fun! Suboshi

Dear Nakago,  Fine I will.*opens the turnk to reveal Akio Ohtori*see this is him.I know you don't look alike seeing as though he has tan skin and purple hair he still has the same personality.Introduce him to the other seishi because there is absoulty no way in hell I'm bringing him back to Ohtori with me. Maiko Tenjou the Dark Rose Bride/Duelist

Dear Maiko Tenjou,     He looks uncomfortable. How long has he been in there? Nakago

Dear Soi, Soi... I have a problem with how to get boys to notice me. My friend Sophie says I should be "antisocial" (i.e. not to throw myself at guys). But, I can't see how this can get me very far. How will guys notice me if I don't try to get their attention? HELP ME PLEASE!!! Nakago may not be my favorite person in the world, but at least you managed to get his affections. HELP, SOI, PLEASE! *starts crying* Ayame no Miko

Dear Ayame no Miko,     Depends on the guys. Throwing yourself at them makes you look easy, but being antisocial isn't the way to go, either. Just be yourself, and eventually you'll find one who likes you for who you are, and that's what's most important. Soi

Dear Miboshi, Oh I'm so sorry... No one remembered your birthday. Anyway... Happy Birthday! Although it's pretty late. Hope you had fun with your fellow seishis! :) Elia

Dear Elia,     Thank you; I did. Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hey Seiryuu guys! If you guys could choose an ice cream flavor/candy bar that suits your personality...what would you guys be? if this question has been asked..then..umm...lets go with soup and fruit instead... Vanilla/Hershey'sChoco.Girl

Dear Vanilla/Hershey'sChoco Girl,     Ashitare: I would be butter pecan, or perhaps some variety of sorbet. Something cool and refined. Amiboshi: I guess I'd be a Snickers, mostly because I like those... Suboshi: I'd be pop rocks. Tomo: What an interesting question. Either rainbow sherbet or Skittles, something colorful and multi-faceted. Soi: I'd be ice cream...strawberry or cookie dough. Nakago: Something plain, like a Hershey bar. Miboshi: Ehhh...I don't know. Rocky road ice cream, I guess. Seishi

Dear Soi, That Power that you use to control your opponent threw intercourse. What is it called? Is it real? Soi of the Real world

Dear Soi of the Real World,     It's called Bochuu and yes, it is, at least for me. Soi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, it's christmas season! merry xmas! so what kinds of presents do u hope to get? venus

Dear venus, Soi: Make up and clothes. Tomo: I hate to say this, but the same as Soi, plus musical items. Nakago: New strategy books or weapons. Ashitare: Books, of course! Perhaps a new pair of reading glasses would be in order as well, and I do so adore tea... Suboshi: New sports equipment would be great. Amiboshi: I like musical gifts; CDs, sheet music, even instruments. I'm trying to broaden my horizons. Miboshi: Spell books. Seishi

Dear Nakago, Friends is good! No hugs? But I am a hug person...okay...How about a handshake? Kaori Jouten

Dear Kaori Jouten,   Nakago: *shakes hand* Tomo: Wow. That's more than I ever got.... Nakago and Tomo

Dear Suboshi, Why do you hate Miaka? I hate her sorta too but... I thought you only hated her because you thought her and her seishi killed your bro. Well you don't have to share your brother with me. It was just a question and to see if you and Amiboshi would like to be my anikis. Well i'll have to break the news to my friend. Bye!!! Sweety

Dear Sweety,     Yeah, *only* killed my brother. Plus she abandoned Lady Yui and she was attacked. Miaka's a selfish, pathetic idiot! Suboshi

Dear Miboshi, i'm a great fan of the black arts and i study it as well,,you got any good tricks of the trade, i could teach you a few from our world like voodoo, dark wiccan, arcane, and tenouki magic... plus bushou magic..hahaha i know you have a thing for soi ;) the masked phantom

Dear masked phantom,     I do not have a thing for Soi, and are you trying to refer to bochuu magic? that can only be used by women. Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Have any of you seen Akio anywhere? I'm Utena Tenjou.I'm Maiko's cousin and I think she has something to do with this and you all now something. Utena Tenjou

Dear Utena Tenjou, Ashitare: I have no idea of whom you speak. Have you tried filing a police report? Amiboshi: I haven't seen him...I don't know why he'd be over here any way. Suboshi: I think she gave him to Nakago. Nakago: You can have him back if you want him. I have no use for him. Seishi

Dear Ashitare, I figured out what the garbbled message translates into. Here it is. Yo are so cool! I feel sorry that you get killed by Nakago. Do you want me to get my buddy to bring you back to life? So sorry if you can't read my typing. Ashitare Lover I think you'll be able to give him a better answer with this. Hope you enjoy this. Red Draik

Dear Red Draik,     Red Draik, thank you very much indeed for your translation services. I think that you will go far in this world with such a proactive attitude. As for the letter itself...thank you for the sentiments, my dear. The offer is kind, but I'm actually enjoying my down time; it's allowing me to catch up on my reading. I have no problem being your friend if you will be so good as to send more readable correspondence in the future. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I thought some of you wouldn't help so I kidnapped him myself.I went to the planaterium when Akio and his sister Anthy have their *cough* "Private Time" I knocked out Akio,hog tied Anthy and threw Akio in the trunk of his car (he maybe a complete jackass but his car is soooooo cool)and drove him to Nakago.You guys can keep and do what you want with him because I gave him to Nakago.I have to leave. bye for now. Maiko Tenjou the Dark Rose Bride/Duelist

Dear Maiko Tenjou, Ashitare: That's nice, dear. Did it have a point? Amiboshi: Er...aren't kidnapping and assault illegal? Suboshi: Nice use of a surprise attack. Very nice. Soi: I hope you didn't hurt him. Seishi

Dear Tomo, I'm wondering if you've seen The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring... and if so, what did you think of it? Sayuki-chan

Dear Sayuki-chan,     The film was nicely executed and there was some good eye-candy, but honestly I really don't like Tolkien, so it left me cold. Tomo

Dear Soi, *bow and hug* Arigatou, I will try to broaden my horizons. Also, we had cinnamon apple sauce and cranberries <no can stuff! yuck!> and turkey and stuffing and crescent rolls and green bean casserole! Also, what would YOU like for christmas? Yakouju

Dear Yakouju,     Wow, that sounds wonderful! For Christmas, I'd like some new make-up or clothes. Soi

Dear Amiboshi, Have you ever thought about persuing a career in playing the flute? I'm quite sure if you audition some big time philharmonic orcheastra would hire you. Or maybe you could release an album of your greatest hits in the states? miko06

Dear miko06,     I don't know if I'd want to play with an orchestra...I'm really used to playing by myself so I can perform whatever music I want when I want to. I'm also not sure if I'm really up to that level. An album is an interesting idea, though... Amiboshi

Dear Soi,  Hmmm...good point. Well, we could go some place thats nice and quiet and then I can still bring Harry Potter along and beat the living crap outta him! >:D Though the Quidditch is gonna be a problem though...by the way here are some chocolate frogs just for you * sickening smile* Draco Malfoy

Dear Draco Malfoy,     That works for me. *looks at frogs* What are these? Soi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I'm trying to decide if I like you or the Suzaku seishi better. To do this I'm going to ask you and the Suzaku seishi questions. What do you think of Miasa, because I so much like her(and proud of it)? Also if you could chose if you were a seishi or not would you be one and why? copperhaired

Dear copperhaired, Nakago: Miaka is quite stupid and intensely annoying, but she is strong and resiliant, I'll give her that. I would not be a seishi if I could choose. Soi: I don't like Miaka, but I admit I'm jealous of her luck in love. I'd be a seishi; it saved me from spending the rest of my life in the brothel. Ashitare: I think Miaka is a petty annoyance, but not worth much more attention than that. I save my strong feelings for those that deserve them. I would be a seishi no matter what; it's the only life I know. Amiboshi: I think Miaka is a very kind and loving person. She's a good friend. I think that I probably wouldn't be a seishi if I didn't have to be...it caused a lot of harm and unhappiness in my life. Suboshi: I hate Miaka. She makes me crazy, is annoying, and ruins the lives of those around her. And I wouldn't be a seishi if I could choose; it caused so much pain in my life...sold into slavery, losing my brother...everything. Tomo: I don't like Miaka at all, but like Nakago said, she is quite strong. I'd definitely keep my seishi powers! Miboshi: Miaka would make excellent demon food. I like being a seishi, so yes, I'd choose to be one. Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, How do you think things would have turned out if Yui had not used her wishes the way she did? (I'm trying not to spoil anything for those who haven't seen the series...) Silver

Dear Silver, Without a clear idea of what she would have wished for, there really is no saying. Seishi

Dear Miboshi, Happy (belated) birthday! You scare me. Here’s a cake. Blow out the candles and make a wish! Please don’t kill me... Melyn Tenshi

Dear Melyn Tenchi,     Thanks for the cake! I don't usually kill people who bring me cake, so don't worry. Miboshi

Dear Suboshi,  Hey, It's exactly 4:31 am, we've been awake all night, What do you think we should do for fun, cuz theres nothing on tv, and uh..yeah..oh it's 4:34 now o.o;; yeah it took us 5 mins to write all this ok bai Yui and Raiden (DTP-you dun wanna know what that stands for)

Dear Yui and Raiden,     Umm, okay. I don't know. What do you like to do? Suboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, It's Christmas, what activities were you planned to do? Mimi

Dear Mimi, Soi: I'll make a wonderful dessert to go with Ashitare's dinner, and then spending some quiet time with Nakago. Ashitare: I'll be cooking a large gourmet dinner for everyone. It'll be ham this year, since we had mutton last year. The dinner theme will be Shakespeare, and I'll be giving everyone a copy of the play I think is most suited to their temperment. It will be quite the party! Amiboshi: I've been looking for presents for everyone. Nakago is very hard to shop for, but of all of the days of the year, I think this is the one he shouldn't be left out for - even if he'd rather be. Maybe we should make him watch "A Christmas Carol" or "Scrooged." Suboshi: I'm planning to watch "Lethal Weapon" and "Die Hard"--hey, they're Christmas movies. Sorta. And I'll eat a lot. Miboshi: Not sure yet. Nakago: NOTHING. *eyes Amiboshi with suspicion* Tomo: I'll give a special performance of my opera followed by a lavish dinner. Seishi

Dear Nakago, What will you feel when somebody court Soi? Will you feel jealous? Mimi

Dear Mimi,     I didn't care when Eichuu did it, and I wouldn't care if someone else does, either. Nakago

Dear Nakago, your form of evil is formally boring... you need to try something more drastic than rape or manipulation... like a sort of a shadowy special kind of horror where they least expect it and through that you mess with everyone's mind especially those annoying twin brats into killing each other....Hahahahaha just make your self diffrent have i mentioned how annoying those brats are anyways your a honorable villian try to be less honorable you yutz the masked phantom

Dear masked phantom,     The first part makes sense, but the last sentence makes none. I have no idea what you're talking about. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Have any of you ever had parents or friends who were inconsiderate(please excuse the wrong spellings in this letter)?Friends who expect you to always listen to their problems and to comfort them;yet when you feel down or depressed they all just disappear.Parents who quarrel like as if it's a daily routine and don't take you into consideration.Instead they just lock themselves away from the world or leave the house and you;re stuck there all by yourself,a clueless child left to worry and ponder.Not to mention a *toot* biological father and relatives who hate you simply because you're a girl and not a boy.Well,it's getting extremely tiresome for me to have to live like this everyday.Any comments to maybe make things seem better than they look(if that's even possible)are welcome. triste

Dear triste,     Ashitare: I have had such friends before, which is why I tend to retreat the the solace of books. All I can say is that a friend who does not treat you with the same kindness and respect with which you treat them is no friend. Amiboshi: That's a very difficult situation. I know it sounds silly but the best I can say is try to find a bright side, somewhere. Maybe try hanging out with different people and making other friends. And try not to let your family get you down, because you are a wonderful person. Soi: I'm sure it's difficult, but perhaps you should try making other friends. People who don't treat you well and equally aren't worth your time. If you're feeling really depressed, try talking to a school conselor. It really does help. Seishi

Dear Soi, DON'T LISTEN TO DRACO! WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY AWAY FROM HIM! HE'S RETAARRDED!! RUN!! RUN!!! *pants* By the way, I'm much better at Quidditch than him, the SOD! * fuming with rage* Harry Potter

Dear Harry Potter,     Okay, first, calm down and breathe. I don't know either of you well, so I can't say which of you is right. What's wrong with him? Soi

Dear Nakago, When will you replay the story of Fushigi yuugi?What time and chanel? neneng

Dear nenang,     We don't control that. We haven't heard of it being replayed. Try renting or buying it. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, I just finished reading the letter responses and I have just decided that your my favorit Siryu warrior. Dispite your difficult past you aren't full of anger or want to kill anyone, unlike the other seishi. I really like the music you make it's very pretty.You and the music from the Movie Princess Mononoke inspired me to learn how to play the flute. I know you don't whant to adopt anyone but, if you could be my freind or my flute teacher I would greatly appreciate it. Thank You copperhaired

Dear copperhaired,     Wow, thank you! I'm not quite sure what to say. I'm very glad that you've decided to learn the flute. I think music is very beautiful and rewarding; it makes a refined mind and heart. Of course I'll be your friend, though I'm a very bad teacher. Amiboshi

Dear Suboshi, I know that my evil twin (BTW-her name is "Akaim"; I have no idea why that is) invited you to that Christmas party that Yui-chan will be at. I am here to ask you not to attend. Those desserts are rightfully MINE, and don't you forget it! The so-called "evil" me may be a good cook, but I can do better. See? *holds up severely burned cookies* STOP THAT LAUGHING!!! I know somewhere inside they're edible. But anyway, Yui-chan is already showing up with Tetsuya, and I've lined the house with mistletoe. *gets sparkles in her eyes* My camera is ready to get all that wonderful smooching that they're gonna do. And I don't need some psychotic "manners monitor" telling me what I can and cannot eat. And just you wait, Suboshi. I WILL fit into my bikini after the holidays. You'll see. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fruitcake to finish off. *holds up strange-looking block of...something* I made it myself, see? *drops it on her foot* OWWWWWWW!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! *starts hopping on foot towards the door* OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWWW!!! *Akaim stands in the doorway, giving Suboshi a thumbs-up signal and an evil grin* The Suzaku no Miko (a.k.a. Akaim's "good" twin)

Dear Suzaku no Miko,     Oh, Tetsuya will come too? How lucky for me, all the prey will in one place. Don't worry, I'll be there. Suboshi

Dear Miboshi, Sorry I'm late with my birthday wishes, but I wasn't sure what to get someone as "long-lived" as you. But I thought you might like this *hands him a gift certificate to some unknown bookstore* I've only been by this place once or twice, but it looks to have some stuff you wouldn't be able to find anywhere else. Maybe they have some crazy spell book there that you don't already have... Anyway, I hope you had a great birthday nonetheless. Have fun casting spells. Lady Shera

Dear Lady Shera,     Thank you, I will really enjoy using this gift. Miboshi

Dear Nakago, where can i find ur song "blue eyes blue"? i've been searching the whole day and i can't even find 1 dat's downloadable...sob* lavender xue

Dear lavender xue,     I'm not sure; the sites that had it since closed down. Try buying the CD. Nakago

Dear Tomo, if someone paid u enough and you got a something out of it that you would like, would you strip-dance to the I'm Too Sexy song? Cra Z Glu

Dear Cra Z Glu,     No. Tomo

Dear Miboshi, I think I might have a gift, like you. All of my freinds are convinced that I'm a witch or something because, I can tell what will happen in the futer some times and I can do this strenge thing when I take tests. I close my eyes and run my hand over the teast and I get this felling when I'm over a probem that's wrong and fix it If I can. It never fails and I can't explane it. What am I and how did I get these gifts and other ones? copperhaired

Dear copperhaired,     That I can't answer. Miboshi

Dear Ashitare, Wicked cool! ^.~ Wanna adopt me? If we both like books, I'd be a great little sister! ^_^ Flame the Whip Girl

Dear Flame the Whip Girl,     I think you would make a most charming little sister. We can freely borrow each other's books, if nothing else. By the way, thank you for the translation from your other e-mail. You and several others have been most helpful to me, and you have my gratitude. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Somebody HELP!! Malfoy is totally on my back nowadays, sometimes I feel that he's trying to kill me!!* looks around nervously* Help me!! * whimpers pathetically* Have you guys...suggested anything to him? Harry Potter

Dear Harry Potter,     Ashitare: We all gave advice. If he's not following it, you might just be better off dumping him out of the window at the top of the astronomy tower. Without a broom, of course. Suboshi: Just watch your back, kid... Soi: Perhaps you could ask one of your teachers or friends for help? Ashitare, Soi and Suboshi

Dear Miboshi, uhhh...HAPPY EXTREMELY BELATED BIRTHDAY MIBOSHI!! Ahh..sorry I forgot!! It's just that i think keeping up with all my friend's birthdays is emotionally exhausting as it is already...hope you're not unduly upset ^_^ myra sends her regards and a home-made set of voodoo dolls of the Suzaku Seishi with my own complimentary needles and axes (muaahahahahahha) . Happy birthday Miboshi-duuude!! ^_^ Don't feel sad... Jials the suddenly sickeningly kind pervert

Dear Jials,     Thank you so much! I'll have fun with these! The Tamahome doll has gone missing, though...hmm... Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, WOW!! It's been such a long time since I last wrote to you guys! gomen nasai! please don't hate me????? *hides under a table,away from miboshi and Nakago,while writing this letter*. What have you guys been up too? I've been up to a whole lot since we last talked. I was finally able to see the Eikou Den series of Fushigi yuugi...I didn't really like it. The original ones are better cause it has you guys in them and it just makes the action a lot better. I just finished my first semester in college;and I also got to take Japanese! weeeeeee. But now since it's going to be the 2nd semester soon; I'm going to try out Chinese. Also; I think Amiboshi will be proud of this that I'm going to be taking a piano class! ^__^; hmm what else has been going on...oh yeah I'm actually going on my first date EVER!!! ^__^ It's a guy that I met at CnA-chan's anime party a while back. Hmmm well that pretty much sums up everything I did recently. Well I hope you guys aren't angry with me ! for not writing. Especially Soi! Well I guess I shall give you your christmas presents now.. Amiboshi--A new bamboo flute Suboshi--Cookies Soi-- Two tickets to anywhere/thing you want to do/go (sorry I really don't know what you want) Miboshi--A spell book Ashitare--A year supply of anything you want! ( ^_^ ) Tomo-- A gift certificate to buy any opera cd you want! and last but not least Nakago--A new horse. (the horse is a tan colored horse,who will listen to every order you give it). Well; I hope you receive this in time and respond to it before christmas! Let me know how you like your gifts! Also one last thing before I end this letter "Merry Christmas,and a Happy New Year!" Shukumei--MNM,TNNM

Dear Shukumei, Soi: Welcome back! We missed you. Congratulations on the date! How was CnA's party? (We haven't seen her in quite a long time, but remember her as a very nice and fun person.) Thanks for the gift! Nakago: An excellent gift. Thank you. Miboshi: New spells! Thanks! Ashitare: Tea and biscuits! Thank you, dear. Amiboshi: I am proud of you - learning an instrument can be kind of hard and frustrating at first, especially if you don't have a lot of practice reading music, but I know you'll do well! Thank you for the present. Tomo: Thank you so much. I'll enjoy this. Suboshi: Cookies! That's so nice of you. Seishi

Dear Ashitare, Here, I can translate "Ash e tar a Luver"'s language. I deal with friends who type like this all the time: 1.U r sew kewl! (You are so cool!) 2.I fel sory tat u git kiled bi Nakago. (I feel sorry that you got killed by Nakago.) 3.Du u waunt mi tu git mi bubby tu brring u bach tu lief? (Do you want me to get my bubbly to bring you back to life?) [do not ask me what she means by that 0_0;;) 4.Sew sory iph u caunt reed mi tiepping. (So Sorry if you can't read my typing.) [No worries, I can. w00t!] Marisa-chan ^.^

Dear Marisa-chan,     While I have already received and used a translation from someone else, I would be most remiss if I did not give you kudos for your efforts on my behalf. Thank you, my dear! Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, All right, you can stop HIDING IN HERE, MALFOY! Eheh...sorry. Just looking for my...'acquaintance'.* clenches teeth* How are the kittens doing? Hope yours tasted good Ashitare * mischievous grin* (Kidding) Jials the Nonplussed Pervert

Dear Jials,     Ashitare: I wish I could say it did taste good, but Soi and Amiboshi took it away. I will remember this the next time I make raspberry torte... Amiboshi: The kittens are great! They're so mischevious, though, and they seem to get everywhere. I've had to start hiding my flutes - they've got tassels and cord on them for decoration... Suboshi: They like to play with the tassels on my ryuuseisui too, but they're a lot of fun. Soi: I love having a kitten to curl up on my lap during this cold weather. Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hi my name is Domon and if you think it a boy name your wrong.Are you guys in a story book Im right?Did you guys fight demons or evil spirit befor in your life?Did you know Im a Spirit Detective?Do you know how I got back reclaimed my life is by some one to kiss me like you Amiboshi? Was it you I don't think so any way do you know Yuske,Kurama, Hiei and Kuwabara.Hey Suboshi are you the YO YO Boy of Love thing like that. see you guys later. Domon

Dear Domon,     Ashitare: Now look what you've done. Amiboshi is hiding under his bed for some reason, and the last time this happened it took us WEEKS to coax him out again. Thank you very bloody much. Suboshi: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. But even so, no. My poor Aniki.... Ashitare and Suboshi

Dear Nakago, Hello oh great...godly...masculine...blond one. **bows down before you* I have a favor to ask of you.... Is there any change you could blast some of the skanks in our school (they're called the Hoochies) into next Thursday? *Bows more* Please, PLEASE do this! They called you a freak...then I punched one... They are an abomination to all everything with their mini-mini-gee-you-can-see-my-panties skirts and their low cut shirts. I mean really. They look like they just got of the streets (no offence Soi, I really admire you and all you feminine glory. I wish I could be more like you). I promise, if you get rid of these creatures that parade around in next-to-nothing. The students of my high school will worship you and do you bidding. (we have a huge population at my school. My graduating class along has 800 students) Well....thank you for letting me waste your precious, precious time, Oh...magnificent one. *bows more* Please do this. If not for me, for the boost of your popularity. Melyn Tenshi

Dear Melyn Tenchi,     As much as I despise people like that, a bloodbath really isn't the answer. Take solace in the fact they probably won't get far in life. Nakago

Dear Miboshi, Im sorry that your birthday past I'll give you my cookies heythey don't look good but they tast great. Domon

Dear Domon,     Thanks! Miboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I've always wanted to know... Miaka vs. Aya (from Ayashi no Ceres)--- who do you like better? Who is more mature? And if they had a fight, who do you think would win? Obviously Aya is more mature than Miaka, but what I didn't like about her was her *SPOILER* scene with Tooya. I mean, she didn't really know him that well, and they still managed to get it on. I think she'd be much better off with Yuuhi, because he's much more sincere than Tooya. And, one more question. Have any of you seen "The Ring/Ringu"? They say it's Japan's no. 1 horror film. It's just showing right now in the Philippines. I really want to watch it, but I have to study for the upcoming exams. Wish me luck! A last question: Which Chinese dynasty are you most interested in? Hope I didn't ask too much questions! P.S.: Belated happy birthday to Miboshi! ~v^ crystal_tiara17

Dear crystal_tiara17, Nakago: They're both morons. I saw both Ringu and The Ring and thought they were excellent. I'm interested in the Qin dynasty. Ashitare: After performing a little research over this problem, I'm not overly impressed with either of the young ladies; both make their stupid mistakes. Neither is truly more mature, though in a fight I suppose Aya would win. I have not yet seen the Ring, but I would like to. I find the Warring States period rather interesting, to be honest... Amiboshi: I think they've both got their strong points and weak points. I don't think Miaka is necessarily more mature, but I think she may be more determined. My favorite dynasty is the Han dynasty, and I liked the Ring. It was VERY scary. Tomo: I guess Aya is a little more mature, but neither wins any awards for brains. The Tang is the most interesting to me. I liked both Ringu and The Ring a lot. Soi: I thought The Ring and Ringu were fantastic movies. I'm most interested in the Ming dynasty. I'd give the edge to Aya out of the two. Miboshi: Thanks! I'd bet on Aya in a fight. I'm interested in the Tang dynasty, and I thought Ringu was great. Suboshi: Like my brother, I'm interested in the Han dynasty. I hope Miaka would get destroyed in a fight. The Ring was great, very scary. Seishi

Dear Nakago, Why do you hate Tamahome? Elia

Dear Elia,     Well, let's see...he always gets in my way, he inflitrated my castle, and he burned me severely, for starters. Nakago

Dear Soi, HIYA sissy! *Starts to jump up and down and runs toward her new big sis and gives her a big hug!!!* So howya doing. Alexus

Dear Alexus,     Great, and you? Soi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Waz up!! I have a few questions for you cool guys! 1.If you were in DBZ who would you be? 2.What is your fav classical peice? 3.Which one of Ashitars parents was the wolf? I've asked this two letters now and never got an answer. What are you doing for Christmas?Were going over to my familys and eating squid sause! Sounds fun don't it? Love ya all! Mer

Dear Mer, Amiboshi: I don't think anyone here has seen Dragon Ball Z...it just never looked that interesting, I guess. My favorite classical peace is Beethoven's Ode to Joy. Suboshi: I like Ride of Valkyries and Beethoven's Ninth.  Ashitare: I believe I answered this question once, a long time ago. I have no desire to delve into that part of my past again, as the memories are painful. As for my favorite classical piece...well, I love all classical music, and it tends to vary depending upon my mood. Right now, I'm in the mood for the Messiah, particularly the Hallelujiah chorus - I believe it suits the season. Tomo: O Fortuna from Carmina Burana Soi: I like Vivaldi's Four Seasons and Beethoven's Fur Elise. Nakago: I enjoy Beethoven, but don't really have a favorite piece. Miboshi: Mozart, I guess. I don't listen to much classical music. Seishi