-I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
-I wish I was crosseyed just so I could see you twice.
-Your eyes a bluer than the water in my toilet.
-You smell like fritos! That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare...
-You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
-My love for you is like diarreah, I just can't hold it in.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.
In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an airplane or any other flying vehicle.
Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states in the United States.
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.
The Los Angeles Mirror printed a story in 1959 that announced that rock music "tightens the cow's glandular system and deters milking," with a strange headline that claimed "Rock 'n' Roll Makes Cows Tighten Up."