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Random Thoughts and General Nonsense
Here's the place where anything goes. Weird little thoughts for you to laugh, cringe, or just shake your head at. Feel free to submit your own
wierdness to be posted here as well.
What would happen to a cat with a piece of buttered toast attatched to it's back if it was thrown out the window? Nature says the cat would land on it's feet. On the other hand, Murphy's Law says that that toast is gonna land butter side down!- Submitted by Jordan
What would people think of an anatomically correct gingerbread man? -Also by Jordan
An optimist laughs to forget things
A pessimist forgets to laugh.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy
Yes, humans are the only species that continues to drink milk after infancy. But we are also the only species with Oreos.
A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schultz
Better to have headaches then to have no head at all
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
And all the kings horse and all the kings men
said screw it.. hes just an egg.
Q. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. Let them cry in the dark.
Q. How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. All of them. One to do it, and the rest to write a bad poem about it.
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