Quotes that I, my friends, and anime characters or famous people have said that I find funny and meaningful

The world is a dork!
-Sara (She was trying to read something I had written and read it wrong.)

Do not worry about your dificulties in math, I can assure you that mine are still greater.
-Einstien (That's a quote on a poster in my math class that makes me feel better when I don't do very well on tests. *sweatdrop* Which is pretty often...)

Anything you can imagine is real.
-Picasso

(And in answer to the quote above.)
Duo! Poof! Didn't work!!
-Me, The Ice Princess

Do you have a notebook full of muktuk I could borrow?
-Pitpot (My sister meant to say a notebook full of paper. Muktuk is an Alaskan Native food that is made of raw whale meat. *gags* It's gross!!)

...chicken...?
-Pitpot (Many quotes will come from her. She's really funny.)

Are we supposed to kick our butts?
-A girl in my gymanastics class

Oh! Like we wanna see it pee!
-Pitpot again (She was reffering a Baby Born doll commercial)

Grown-ups never understand anything, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
-Antione de Saint Exupery

You've got two halves of a coconut and your banging 'em together!
-Monty Pythong and The Holy Grail

Hey...somebody stole the cards.
-Pitpot

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em!!
-Pitpot

I feel unwanted...like a cow!
-Pitpot (Who know's what she's thinking half the time. *Pitpot sits drooling and laughing a hentai laugh. I.P. sweatdrops*

I only one can jump!
-Pitpot (She can't talk either!)

Crud of Pickles!
-Megan (One of Pitpot's friends. Is it obvious?)

Thar she blows!!
-Me to Megan

Blonde hair...blue eyes...buck teeth!!! Aaaahhh!!
-Megan and Patricia (That's their dream guy...*sweatdrops*)

It's a challenge!
-Kari (My best friends answer to anything difficult)

I poofed it!!
-*sweatdrop* Me

Many of life's failures are people who didn't realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
-Thomas Edison

The nakeder the better!
-Ryouga from Ranma 1/2

Be yourself and no one can tell you your doing it wrong.

It is better to be hated for what you are then loved for what you are not.

How the heck do you lose a cat?!?!?
-My, Pitpot, and Pitpot's friend Staci (Apparently, we can lose a cat *sigh*)

Being truly happy is when you go out of your way to hit every pothole!
-Megan

You're never to old to play in the mud!
-Stace and Megan (Messy, messy, messy...)

(And now a snippet from the wise wisdom of Staci)
If you have a splinter, pull it out.
-Staci

I can resist everything...except temptation...
-Oscar Wilde

Do you believe?
-Peter Pan

If you fall from the tree, leave you anger on the branch as well as your undergarments.

If you are guilty of a crime, point to the person next to you and run away quickly.

Hope for the best,
expect the worst.
Life is a play,
we're unrehearsed.
-Mel Brooks

Cuteness is not attitude, it's a way of life.
-Me!! *Thinks of all the anime bishounen*

To err is human, to really screw up requires a computer.

Aggrivating and already irritated person is never a good idea. Especially when that person is a teenage girl.
-Me

Oh, my goodness!!
-Pitpot

Yes...I am the man...gaze at my manliness...
-Me being an over-exagerrated Vegeta *sweatdrop*

But I'm a boy.
-Duo

Stop that! You sound like a drowning fish!
-Me to Pitpot who was making a wierd noise.

The god of death? Well it sounds better than the hero who commits mass murder.
-Duo

The audience was a disaster!
-Oscar Wilde

If you're going to get murdered, be sure you get skin sample from your attacker.
-My Biology teacher telling us about DNA fingerprinting.

Fungus!! Do you want to be the Princess of Fungus?
-Me to Pitpot before she was Pitpot

In Spanish you are: Princesa de Ta..to....Man!! I forgot the word again!!
-Me to Pitpot showing off my..er..extensive Spanish skills. *sweatdrops*

Someone's always watching...
-Pitpot

Does you're finger fit up your nose?
-Megan (Pitpot has odd friends.)

I told the president to stop knocking on our door!
-Pitpot (The president wasn't really knocking on our door. It was the wind, and she couldn't talk.)

(Shortly after the previous quote)
He rang the door knocker!
-Pitpot (I have no clue what she was thinking)

I think I was born to meet you.
-Kaworu *sniffles* (He just loves his Shinji-kun!!)

You think I'm deaf so I don't wear pie!
-Pitpot(She still can't talk!)

My shoe's on the wrong flipper!!
-Pitpot (and I've lived with this for 16 years...oi)

I.P.: Are we dense?
Pitpot: *drools* Oh, yeah!

Quatre: Trowa! Those mobile suits are tickling ours!!
-Pitpot reading a GW quote wrong (*griiin* I like it better that way!)

Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have a greatness thrust upon 'em.
-Shakespeare (Genius!! Absolute genius!!! *sighs dreamily*)

Mango lango!!
-Me and my friend Kari

I have no idea, I'm a blonde.
-my friend Jessica

Why do we have tourist season if we can't shoot them?
-Jessica *snickers*

(and now, another prominent line from Pitpot. She was telling me something, and thought I didn't hear her.)
I.P: I heard you before, I have ears, you know!
Pitpot: No you don't!!...Wait...

*really comforting, sincere voice* Don't worry, I'll hurt you.
-Pitpot (She meant to say I won't hurt you.)