Left the team:
March 2006

Team Honours:
Necomer Of The Year (2002)
Spirit Of The Game (2003)
Defenceman Of The Year (2004)
Tourette's Syndrome Award for Services to Vocabulary (2004)
Defenceman Of The Year (2005)
Tourette's Syndrome Award for On-Ice Services to the English Language (2005)

Talents / Special Abilities:
"Impersonate Father Jack (From TV's "Father Ted") every time I step on the ice"

Describe yourself in 20 words or less:
"Scruffy, long-haired, Ice Hockey obsessed, Heavy Metal listenin', Jack Daniels drinkin', profanity usin', Maple Leafs worshipin', 'stay-at-home' D-Man"

One piece of advice you would give to other hockey players:
"Don't quit (ever)"

Greatest Aardvarx moment so far:
"Finally receiving the 'Tourettes Syndrome Award....' after three years of hard work (just for the record, I call it 'playing with passion')"

Now retired from the Aardvarx in order to focus on his playing career with the Blackburn Falcons, Gord's input into the Aardvarx has been great in quantity and quality, and he will be missed on the Aardvarx ice.

A solid defenceman, Gord's ability to read a play and adjust his positioning accordingly made him one of the team's key blue-liners.

Blue-liner is an apt desciption of Gord in so many ways. Two of the words most often used to describe Gord's on-ice language are "loud" and "colourful". Two of the words most often used by Gord on the ice are "****" and of course "****". Oh, and he uses "****" a lot too. Better known as Damage, Gord once listed his reasons for playing hockey as "Fame, Fortune and Puckbunnies"...