Don't
imagine you can change a man-unless he's in diapers.
What do
you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
If they
put one man on the moon- they should be able to put them all up
there.
Never
let your man's mind wander-it's too little to be out alone.
Go for
younger men. You might as well- they never mature anyway.
Men are
all the same-they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
Definition
of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some
woman miserable.
Women
don't make fools of men- most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
Best way
to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for
it.
Love is
blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you
want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
The
children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even
in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
If he
asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
Remember
a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means
that you laugh at his.
Sadly,
all men are created equal.
