Cheers – Toasts For All Occasions

Here is a list of some interesting readings visitors will find on my site:

Attitude

Good Advice

Funny

Inspirational

Moms

More Forwards

Toast to Men

Here's to one and only one,
And may that one be he
Who loves but one and only one,
And may that one be me.

Here's to the man who loves his wife,
And loves his wife alone:
For many a man loves another man's wife
When he might be loving his own.

Toast to Women

Here's to the man who is wisest and best,
Here's to the man who with judgment is blest.
Here's to the man who's as smart as can be-
I mean the man who agrees with me.

Here's to the prettiest, here's to the wittiest
Here's to the truest of all who are true
Here's to the neatest one, here's to the sweetest one
Here's to them all in one- here's to you.

Here's to the girl that's good and sweet
Here's to the girl that's true,
Here's to the girl that rules my heart-
In other words, Here's to you.

Health to our sweethearts, our friends, and
our wives,
And may fortune smile on them the rest of their lives.

To perfect woman nobly planned
To warn, to comfort, and command.

Brides
The ladies – divide our sorrows, double our joys, and triple our expenses.

Here's to the bride: May your hours of joy be as numerous as the petals of your bridal bouquet.

Mother
Here's to the happiest hours of my life -
Spent in the arms of another man's wife:
My mother!

Here's to mothers: The guideposts to heaven.

To our father's sweethearts, -our mothers.

Toast to Friendship

May we never see an old friend
with a new face.

May we treat our friendship with kindness-
and our enemies with generosity.

Here's to our friends in adversity,
and may we never be in the same fix.

May the hinges of friendship never rust,
nor the wings of love lose a feather.

May goodness prevails when beauty fails.

Our drink shall be the water, bright sparkling with glee,
The gift of God, and the drink of the free.

To the old, long life and treasure;
To the young, all health and pleasure.

May you live as long as you like
And have what you like as long as you live.

Toasts in General

To the memory of ourselves without regret.

May our pleasures be free from the stings of remorse.

May we grumble without cause,
And never have cause to grumble.

May we never speak to deceive nor listen to betray.

May we live to learn well, and learn to live well.

May the sword of justice be swayed by the hand of mercy.

May our imagination never run away with our judgment.

May we never be blind to our own errors.

May we never flatter our superiors or insult our inferiors.

Riches to the generous and power to the merciful.

May everyday be happier than the last.

May we fly from temptation we cannot resist.

May you live all the days of your life.

Here's to the man or woman who speaks well of us to our enemies.

May we never know want 'til relief is at hand.

May we have the wit to discover what is true and the fortitude to practice what is good.

To our guest: A friend of our friend's is doubly our friend.

Here's to the fellow who smiles
When life rolls like a song,
And here's to the man who can smile
When everything goes dead wrong

Here's to the future, whatever it brings
And hoping we'll never swerve
From doing right and thinking right
And getting what we deserve.

Here's to you as good as you are,
And here's to me as bad as I am;
And as bad as I am, and as good as you are,
I'm as goods as you are, as bad as I am.

To home, the place where we receive the best treatment and which we appreciate the least.

Here is to home where a world of strife is shut out and a world of love is shut in.

May genius and merit never want a friend.

Here's a toast to all who are here,
No matter where you're from;
May the best day you have seen
Be worse than your worst to come.