30 Harsh Things A Girl Can To Say To A Naked Guy

• I've smoked fatter joints than that.
• Ahhh, it's cute.
• Why don't we just cuddle?
• You know they have surgery to fix that.
• Make it dance.
• Can I paint a smily face on it?
• Wow, and your feet are so big.
• It's OK, we'll work around it.
• Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
• Oh no...a flash headache
• (giggle and point)
• Can I be honest with you?
• How sweet, you brought incense.
• This explains your car.
• Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
• Why is God punishing me?
• At least this won't take long.
• I never saw one like that before.
• But it still works, right?
• It looks so unused.
• Maybe it looks better in natural light.
• Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
• Are you cold?
• If you get me real drunk first.
• Is that an opptical illusion?
• What is that?
• Its a good thing you have so many other talents.
• Does it come with an air pump?
• So this is why your supposed to judge people on personality.
• I guess this makes me the early bird.