You Know You're Obsessed With Xander When...

By Duchess of Buffonia, Sarah, Mike, QueenC, Darth Maul, CrystalBuff (CB), Evils it, Brittany, Monique, Karen, julia, and Charity aka Taygeta

1* You threaten to kill Faith on a regular basis
 2* Your friends refer to Xander as "your husband, boyfriend, man, or guy"
 3* You refer to Xander as your "husband, boyfriend, man, or guy"
 4* Your fear of clowns has escalated to the point where you can't look at a balloon animal without crying.
 5* You find yourself strangly attracted to the same type: strong and able to kyb. (leather is a plus, being attached to someone undead is also a plus)
 6* The most common words uttered by you are "Shoot me, stuff me, mount me" or "I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away" (or other varieties)
 7* At Halloween, you refer to yourself as "the two dollar costume King, baby!"
 8* Your goal for 99 is to have a thing with every person of the opposite sex that lives in your small town (by any means - witchcraft being a big option)
 9* You have lively debates on issues involving Xander
 10* You start to think his clothes are actually really cool......
11* You spend your Christmas Eve camping outside
 12* Your proud to be a 5 minute man
 13* Miniature Golfing sounds fun
 14* You eat Twinkies
 15* You get your butt kicked a lot, but not as much as Angel
 16* You get every girl in your schoool except the one you want
 17* You date Evil Bitca's who hate you
 18* If your The Zeppo
19* Your waiting for a call back from the Corn Dog Imporium
20* You attracted to Bugs, or attractive to Bugs
 21* You have a vast knowledge of uselsss information
 22* Your way of alieviating guilt is to go out and get yourself really, really, killed
 23* You wear blue and orange... together
 24* You want your hair to look just like his
 25* You think he was Cute in a speedo (oh the Horror!!)
 26* You Write Xander Fan Fic
 27* You lick Ice cream off strangers noses
 28* You don't see the Illogic of he and Willow going to the same College
 29* Your Dream Carrer is Prison Guard
 30* You're Afraid Of Clowns, or you punch Clowns
 31* When the first thing you suspect on a good, first date is the possibility of your date being an Incan Mummy person or Praying Mantis
32* When chocolate is comfort food, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
33* You begin to see similarities between that lump in the caf casserole and Nicholas Brendon's face
34* You choose "Zeppo" as the nickname on your softball uniform.
35* You throw darts at a picture of Angel
36* You find yourself strangely attracted to witches (literal & non-literal), demons, and slayers
37* You go around wearing a silver heart shaped locket and you tell everyone your boyfriend Xander gave it to you for Valentines Day
38* You think of him when you see a bug (of any type)
39* You purposly stay far from the hyena's when visiting the zoo.
40* You purposly drag cute guys to the hyena cage, just in case they may start thinking about humping you in the snack room...
41* You are obsessed with the non-nutritional value of twinkies and ho-ho's.
42* Someone infront of you trips you laugh and say "He pulled a Xander!"
43* You feel cheated when you don't get the class clown award.Even thiough your a freshman and not really elidgible yet.......
44* You name you lab pig Herbert...
45* ...and then when you disect him, you feel a strange connection with Xander...
46* ...and when asked to describe him, you say "crunchy", which you then follow with an evil grin and laugh.
47* When you're friends start calling you Xandra because you act exactly like Xander...but as a girl
48* Your AP English teacher (who is also a "BtVS" fan) accuses you of not liking an episode because it is "Xander lite."
49* You tape repeat episodes simply to fast forward to the point where he appears, then shut off the tape when the scene is over.
50* Your friends all automatically give you articles or pictures of him then cover their ears in anticipation of your esctatic squeal.
51* You start a fan club and a website that takes up a huge chunk of your spare time, but you still don't mind? *g*
52* The Xander dance ceases to be silly and becomes to you the ultimate mating dance.
53* You spend all night planning world domination.
54* You practice your xander dance routines ready for the next time you go clubbing.
55* You walk past broom closests and sigh wistfully.
56* You become addicted to twinkie bars.
57* You name your gorgeous (yet slightly mutated) goldfish (it has two tails) Xander
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