1999 Yadda Challenge

*A stretch Harley pulls up at the door of the ChatHouse*
*AlBi emerges, wearing a leather, floor length ball gown and clutching a spike-studded microphone*
Hullo chatters, and welcome to another Yadda ceremony.
iconoclast™ : A leather ballgown?!!!!! COOL!!!!!!!
AcydRayne ®: *hugs AlBi* WHEEE!!! *runs off and changes into her party going outfit* CHAMPAGNE ALL AROUND!! MY TREAT!!!
iconoclast™ : Champagne? Urgh!
AcydRayne ®: Bugger, its a special occassion.. amuse me, damnit.
iconoclast™ : Well get out the Absinthe then.........
AlBi in leather: Most of you know the drill, by now. For those who don't, tonight I will be announcing the nominees and winners of a contest recently held on the Addicted to Chat web site (address ~ http://surf.to/AlBi ~ plug, plug)
The contest involved coming up with a suitable reply to this fine piece of chat ~
Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
16 entries were received for the contest.
The finalists are ~
Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #1: Oh that's what you think.... *knocks on bathroom door* Hummm...sounds like at least one person does...

AcydRayne ®: *twiddles her thumbs*

Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #2: ...here's a good example of selective memory...he remembers that his mommy told him not to say "shit"...but he forgot that his mommy ALSO said, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"

agla: darn it Albi> this better be worth it!!
AcydRayne ®: Hmm.. Feeling okay, sunshine?
agla: *groan* I'm all chatted out... Queen Albi hauled my butt in here. thank god for icq! *lol* by the way, hugs to you, sweetie. *s*

Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #3: *naturally assuming '@#$%' means 'shite'* Gosh darn it all... and here I was... All geared up and ready to receive a good BM... *sigh* Whatever is a girl to do without her Ex-Lax.

iconoclast™ : Is your leather ballgown heavy?
AlBi in leather: Yes. And NO I'm NOT taking it off ...
Wolfman¹: (She doesn't want you to see the rash that it's causing...*L*)
iconoclast™ : Um.........what do you take me for? ;)
AlBi in leather: I wouldn't take you ~ I don't know where you've been ...
Wolfman¹: ...I don't think you'd take him if you DID know where he'd been!
iconoclast™ : Be reckless and spontaneous.........

Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #4: My mother said that to me once.. JUST ONCE.. *WEG* MU HA HA HA!!
AlBi in leather: Wolfman> I thought you said you weren't coming in?
iconoclast™ : AAAAAAAAH! That was just what you were expecting him to say...... :)
Wolfman¹: *LOL*...just came in for a few secs, didn't expect the awards to already be underway!
AlBi in leather: I don't muck around ...
Wolfman¹: YES you do...just not when you're wearing leather!
iconoclast™ : Hard to much around in a leather ballgown anyway.......

Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #5:
There was a guy called Chris ugly
Who came to the halloween party
He said suck on my dick
Which was met with a kick
And earned him the title of brick

To which he replied
I might be a brick
And not all that thick
But it's the length that gives you the kick!

Engaged in the banter it all became clearer
This wasn't a brick so full of shit
But a reg in the guise of a @#$%!!!!

afterglow: *GASP* is this formal/blacktie etc? Oh deearie me *looks down at her toga*
AcydRayne ®: To-GA to-GA to-GA!!!
afterglow: AND buterfly wings! *L*

Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #6: and tomorrow Terry Fuckwit will try for a string of 5 symbols in a row
agla: AlBi> leather???? *agla looks long and hard at Albi's ensemble... hmmmm.... love the whip. did you buy that separately or did it come with the outfit?*
AlBi in leather: A whip? With a leather ball gown? I think not.
agla: hey,,,imagine the stir it would cause! *chuckles*
iconoclast™ : It's just a belt isn't it?
Kelly: Hey ya albi, getting a bit kinky in that leather?? *L*

Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #7: Well, I wish they'd told me that years ago, so I wouldn't have wasted so much time in here.

AlBi in leather: Those are the finalists. Any guesses as to who the winner will be?
Wolfman¹: I'd LIKE it to be me, but I think that's expecting a little TOO much! *S*
agla: I have no idea...
AcydRayne ®: I dunno, AlBi.. Who did win it? All of them were rather interesting.. :P

AlBi in leather: Could I have the envelope please? And the winner is ...
Wolfman¹: YES?!?

Daran: ok Albi you told me I came hither *L*
Wolfman¹: Too many people hithering and dithering about these days...*S*

Wolfman¹: ENOUGH with the pointless chat...WHO'S THE WINNER?!?
agla: yeah, ENOUGH with the pointless chat... WHO'S THE WINNER?!
Wolfman¹: yeah, ENOUGH with the pointless chat... WHO'S THE WINNER?! *LOL*

Wolfman¹:
Public Messages
none
...it better not bet the damn NONE that won the contest!!!!

AlBi in leather: It's a tie !! This is a first in Yadda history. The winners are ~
Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #5:
There was a guy called Chris ugly
Who came to the halloween party
He said suck on my dick
Which was met with a kick
And earned him the title of brick

To which he replied
I might be a brick
And not all that thick
But it's the length that gives you the kick!

Engaged in the banter it all became clearer
This wasn't a brick so full of shit
But a reg in the guise of a @#$%!!!!

AND

Chris Ugly: NOBODY GIVES A @#$% ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY
Finalist #7: Well, I wish they'd told me that years ago, so I wouldn't have wasted so much time in here.

AcydRayne ®: a TIE?!?!?!?!?!! *boggles at the concept*
agla: *grin*
iconoclast™ : A tie is a non-functional, purely decorative garment of clothing that is rather outdated in this day and age but has remained because too many people are backward thinking doltish traditionalists.
oh the horror:
I
LIKE
TIES
agla: AlBi> yes? Yes? okay, a tie......
Wolfman¹: AlBi - and the IDENTITIES of the two winners are...?????
AlBi in leather: And just who were the chatters behind those comments? I can now reveal that finalist
# 5 was oranges (a Halloween Party old timer) and finalist # 7 was Q (a new kid on the block). Congratulations to you both.
Would anyone like to have a guess at who the other finalists were?
spark: what the hell are we talking about? finalist? DAMNIT. i hate coming in in the middle of a convo.
AlBi in leather: The other finalists for the first Yadda Challenge were Wishmaster, Wolfman, Acid Rayne, ZackDeLaSmoka and ugly bloke. Well done to you all.
spark: *L* oh. nevermind. *chuckle*
AlBi in leather: Thank you to everyone who took part in the Yadda Challenge. Thanks also to Wolfman, for thinking up the idea for the contest (and commiserations on not holding on to your Yadda crown).
agla: *agla hugs and shakes hands to all of the above* congrats!
Wolfman¹: Congrats to the winners, it's a pleasure to share Yadda fame with such accomplished chatters! Bye!
spark: am i the only one whos in blind ignorance as to what a yadda is?
Åñgé£îç*§mî£é™ : I have NO idea what that is. ~L~
spark: ooooo good. *L* i thought i was all alone.
Åñgé£îç*§mî£é™ : spark: ~L~ We're in the same boat. I think it's like saying "blah blah blah". ~shrug~
Kelly: dont' worry i missed it all too!! *L*

AlBi in leather: Finally, to round things off, here is the usual blackmail segment of Hall bloopers that didn't quite find their way on to the Addicted to Chat web site:
LIPO: i think my computer is going to fuck up again
AlBi: Mine too ~ maybe we should introduce them and they can fuck each other
Åñal§ui¢ide™ : awwwww and then they can make widdle Tamagotchis together bless their little cyber frilled socks

MORK: Parties in Wales usually consist of scotch tape, asbestos gloves and a sheep.

Slim Shady: what is with all these BIsexuals????
PolythenePam: ....best of both worlds? *G*

Bad, Bad AlBi: I liked how this turned out, so it's a repeat performance: *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawnclsuic[:fNSDCHLSCLf>c *
Pyrrhic: Forgot to take your prozac?

Private Message from Josh@4:20: STATS??
get ƒucked!!!!!: whatevah you're after... i'm not it...
Bad, Bad AlBi: Ooooooooooo, but you're everything I'M after *weg* :))
get ƒucked!!!!!: ooooh! didn't know screwed up individuals are your style, AlBs... :)
Bad, Bad AlBi: *smacks her 'round for a bit* How many times have I told you? PAY ATTENTION!!
get ƒucked!!!!!: oooooh!! and OUCH!! *g* *starts taking notes* *stops suddenly* what the hell... i LIKED that! :)

~Brightly~™ : she only did it the once, I bet she's a blonde, I can pick em out, they leave a disease type mark to let you know when they have blonde moments.. it looks like this '......' or this '----'

AlBi: Zack> Hey I read online the other day (doing the purity test, methinks) that eyeball licking is supposed to be a major turn on ... ... I thought of you, naturally. *weg* ;0)
¤ZackDëLa§moka¤: Why do you think I do it to ya? I'm trying to seduce you! *WEG*
AlBi: Well, I got some news for ya. My nephew was looking at my site, the other day, and thought that you looked remarkably like him ... so I could be your AUNTIE!!
¤ZackDëLa§moka¤: Incest is the best put your family to the test!!! *LMAO*

AlBi in leather: This awards ceremony was brought to you by the people at Wolfie's house-o-nunz.
Bl@de: Hi inoclaust and shania!*BS*
iconoclast™ : Um........well, that's definately a new spelling. AlBi - how about the next contest being for the most off the wall spelling of iconoclast? Bricks just can't seem to get it right at all.........
AlBi in leather: *credits roll up the screen*

Yadda Hall of Fame

Unfortunately, Q could not be reached for comment, but here is oranges' acceptance speech, for the first Yadda Challenge that was ever held:

*As the crowds are finally seated and the lights begin to dim, a hush falls over the Great Hall. The spotlight shines down on centre stage. Slowly from behind the curtain a figure makes its way onto the stage. Clothed in a black hooded cape, her face concealed by a mask, she takes the microphone. She waits for the applause to die down before addressing the crowd*

"For those of you hoping to catch a glimpse of oranges tonight, my apologies. The pressures of bestowing this great award upon her have forced her into hiding. So it is now on her behalf I read to you her acceptance speech. But just before I do so, there’s something I’ve been instructed to do."

*Walks over to Wolfie and snatches the crown from his head. A wrestling match ensues as Wolfie tries in vain to hold onto his crown. She smacks him round the head a few times before he finally concedes defeat*

"There are many people who made this all possible for me. Firstly I’d like to thank the Police Department, the Fire Department, and all those people who go unrecognised. Those people who are here giving away half of their income tonight by selling lose joints."

*Simon and Garfunkle begin to play across the P.A. system*

"A special mention to Shane Warne for leading Australia to a victorious win in the World Series Cricket. The humiliation I would have suffered at the hands of the Poms had Australia lost is inconceivable."

*The Australians in the crowd erupt into a chant of AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI, followed by their own rendition of ‘We are the champions’*

"To N.A.S, for making me realise that life shouldn’t be taken so seriously... I can only say that it takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow..."

"I must confess at this point, he came up with the line ‘But it's the length that gives you the kick!’" *WEG*

"This award really belongs to everyone in Halloween. You’ve all contributed in nurturing my sarcasm which gets me into so much trouble *G*. Even the ‘bricks’, if only because they bring out the worst in me (or should that be best? *LOL*)"

"And finally, a big thank you to AlBi for all the effort you put into maintaining your site thus allowing those of us who have been absent to catch up. Although the Great Hall can never go back to being what it was, your page serves as a reminder of those truly memorable moments."

*Presents her with an enormous bunch of black roses. Not to be confused with roses from the mindless tossers who inhabit the Hall hoping to suck arse with the ladies of the house*