1999

Maješti¢™ : Welcomes Wolfman *handshake* I had to wear my dress whites
Wolfman-in-tux: *checking them out*...hmmmm...never heard THAT name for diapers before...

Chat Daemon: Maješti¢™ has exited the room.
Chat Daemon: MJ in Uniform™ has entered the room.
Brightly™ : you in the army or something??*looking at him decked out*
MJ in Uniform™ : *g* How did you guess *S* Not only am I a soldier in the Australian Army, I'm also Commander in Chief of the halloween armed forces
Chat Daemon: AlBi has enetered the room.
Brightly™ : WHHHOOOO HOOO ALBI GIRL *jumping around taking pics* someone has to...
Wolfman-in-tux: THAT'S what the paparazzi are for!

Bridey in Gown™ : *she walks in with a cigarette and a crate of champagne looking resplendant in a long velvet gown, with a halter neck and teardrop in a burgundy hue and says* Drinks are on me
Wolfman-in-tux: Nope...just a sec...*grabbing one of the bottles of champagne, shaking it up, and then spraying you with it*...NOW the drinks are on you!!! *LOL*
Brightly™: *takes a pic of Bridey with spreading Champagne stain on her dress* this is gonna come out great..*l*
Wolfman-in-tux: *standing with Bridey for a pic, my hands poised behind her in the classic 'bunny ears' stance!*
Brightly™ : *snick* another shot, well done wolfie
Bridey in Gown™ : *stands next to Wolfie for the pic and pinches his butt to acquire that oh so shocked expression on his face for the photo*
Wolfman-in-tux: When the photo is developed a week later, it reveals a sly, pleased look instead

AlBi: *A gold limo pulls up at the door of the Chat House (Who says chat is a waste of time? How else would I be able to do that?)*
*A hush falls over the assembled crowd*
*AlBi emerges, wearing a gold lamé sailor's outfit, with matching cap, and holding a diamond studded microphone*
Brightly™ : oh tres magnifique..*snick*
MJ in Uniform™ : Are you sure thats a Microphone?? *snicker*
Bridey in Gown™ : Ooooooooh why hewwo saiwor is that a studded microphone or a studded Zuchini you have in your hands?

AlBi: Hey chatters !!
Welcome to Halloween's night of nights !!
Yes, it's *le freak music* ~ Yadda time.
Guests are just starting to arrive in anticipation of the second annual Yadda - awarded for the most popular piece of Classic Chat from the Addicted to Chat web site (http://surf.to/AlBi) ~ plug, plug
As we see the first arrivals, let's find out what the best dressed are wearing in chat, this season.

MJ in Uniform™ : *he stands looking intimidating in his flash mess uniform. Black dress pants with a maroon red stripe down the sides. Tight fitting white dress jacket with the rising Sun of Australia on the left sleeve, his rank upon his shoulder, and on his head a black peaked cap bearing the medical corps Badge. His pistol sits on his hip* Evening gentleman
Wolfman-in-tux: *whispering to Maj that his fly is undone*
Brightly™ : *snick*
MJ in Uniform™ : *turning away and doing it up* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziipppppp Thanks mate *s*
Wolfman-in-tux: *noting that Wolfman and Majestic, the favorites for tonight's award, are also the most fashionably dressed*
Bridey in Gown™ : Uh-hum!!! *grabs another bottle and pours the champers on wolfie* TAKE THAT!!!!
Wolfman-in-tux: *waving my hand, I am once again restored to immaculate cleanliness, while Bridey's gown turns into an Easter Bunny outfit*
Bridey in Gown™ : *waves her magic wand to reveal, Wolfie in his Superman outfit poised and ready to go* *snicker*
Brightly™ : *snick*
AcydRayne: *looks around the room at Maj in Dress Whites, Wolfy in Tux, Bridey in Gown*
Uhh... I think the pink bunny slippers are a bit underdressed for the occaision... Hang on.. I've gotta go change!
*Runs out of the room, and returns 15 minutes later in the silver slinky party dress with glitter in her hair* *WHEW*

AlBi: OK, enough star gazing, let's cut to the chase shall we?
Fifteen nominations were received for this year's Yadda award ~ for best sample of chat appearing on the Addicted to Chat web site.
From these fifteen, the following were voted as Yadda finalists:

Finalist # 1:
Ping: *cackles and flashes her knickers*
ugly bloke: *lmbho* you never told me you had a birth mark there, how long have you had that?
Ping: .....since birth....

Finalist # 2:
bitch: ant bi chicks in here?
ugly bloke: *lmbho* now thats what I call being frank about your sexuality, you prefer to sleep with bi ants that are cross breed with chicks.....do you call them chants or anticks????
bitch: huh? what does that mean?
ugly bloke: not the sharpest knife in the draw are you! *l*
bitch: I just don't see what ants have to do with anything. you are confusing...
Misery Chastain: *LOL* the wheel is turning but the hamsters dead!
ugly bloke: it didn't die of over work!

Finalist # 3:
1 Happy Priñçe™ : @#$%! Forbidden Errors on both servers.*ggggrrrrrrrr* Hate that.
Wolfman: A forbidden error...what the hell are you doing? You DO know that you're only supposed to stick disks in your floppy drive, right? 'Cyber sex' is a metaphorical concept, NOT meant to be taken literally!
1 Happy Priñçe™ : Oh DISKS. I thought it said Dicks. Wow I was wondering why it was chafing. *L*
Wolfman: You're just lucky you're not that big...those floppy drives aren't that accommodating!
1 Happy Priñçe™ : Steam Presses are wonderful things !
Wolfman: Wow...talk about hot sex!

MJ in Uniform™ : One Happy Prince? Now that was bull *L* I wasn't happy for long I tell ya.
Wolfman-in-tux: YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE...THIS ONE IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST ONE!!!!!!!
MJ in Uniform™ : WoOhOo Number 3. GO go go!!!!!!!!
~*WISHMASTER*~™ : Oooh ooooh...Man do I have good timing *L*
MJ in Uniform™ : Hey Wishy *hugs* Like my snazzy Dress Whites?? *modelling them*
~*WISHMASTER*~™ : Oooh baby..*drools* *Giggle*

Finalist # 4:
PolythenePam: Ba-dum-dum. AlBi's on a roll :)
drugged-AlBi: Ahhhhhhh, that would explain why I've got butter on my bum:0)
TheVampyreLoony: *lmao* one word... classic... *s* page, AlBi... *s*

AlBi: And the Yadda goes to ...
*opens envelope*

Brightly™ : *drum roll*
Wolfman-in-tux: *closing my eyes tight, crossing my fingers, and chanting, "Let it be me! Let it be me!"
MJ in Uniform™ : *gasps in anticipation*
Brightly™ : *drum roll continued* come on my hands are sore...*l*
Bridey in Gown™ : *waiting with baited breath for the winner*
Wolfman-in-tux: "Let it be me! Let it be me! Let it be me!"
Brightly™ : *rapidly taking pics of the contenders and all present..*
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MJ in Uniform™ : *looking at Wolfie going* It's us, its gotta be US
Bridey in Gown™ : AlBi, I Love you too
Wolfman-in-tux: TOO LATE for sucking up to her!!! I've been doing it for MONTHS!!!
"Let it be me! Let it be me! Let it be me!"
AcydRayne: Bridey! AlBi! Wolfy! *HHHHH* It's a regular love fest!!
~*WISHMASTER*~™ : Ooopsie...Don't mind my jeans....Sowwy
Bridey in Gown™ : *starts jumping up and down on the spot getting excited*

AlBi: The winner of the 1999 Yadda award is ...
1 Happy Priñçe™ : @#$%! Forbidden Errors on both servers.*ggggrrrrrrrr* Hate that.
Wolfman: A forbidden error...what the hell are you doing? You DO know that you're only supposed to stick disks in your floppy drive, right? 'Cyber sex' is a metaphorical concept, NOT meant to be taken literally!
1 Happy Priñçe™ : Oh DISKS. I thought it said Dicks. Wow I was wondering why it was chafing. *L*
Wolfman: You're just lucky you're not that big...those floppy drives aren't that accommodating!
1 Happy Priñçe™ : Steam Presses are wonderful things !
Wolfman: Wow...talk about hot sex!

WOW ~ Wolfie scores again!! I think I can also safely reveal that the chatter hiding behind the 1 Happy Priñçe™ moniker was our very own Majestic (who else would win a Yadda under an assumed name?)
Congratulations to you both ~ I look forward to your acceptance speeches.

MJ in Uniform™ : WoOhOo *sculls 10 beers*
Frozen Metal(f): ~applauding for the winners~
Wolfman-in-tux: THE ENTIRE ASSEMBLY ERUPTS IN APPLAUSE AS THE WINNERS ARE ANNOUNCED, AND WOLFMAN AND MAJESTIC MAKE THEIR WAY TOGETHER TO THE PODIUM!!!
Brightly™ : *snick* whooo hoo guys well done you definitely deserved it...*snick*
AlBi: ... and in case anyone's wondering *looks significantly at Wolfie* NO, it wasn't rigged ...
Wolfman-in-tux: Hey, ya' don't hear me complaining, do ya'? *LOL*
AcydRayne: YAY!!!
Bridey in Gown™ : *jumps up and down. Pounces on Wolfie, gives him a huge soppy kiss, and then sculls a bottle of champers then slaps MJ on the butt saying* Yeah well done mate
Brightly™ : *starts to eat a chocolate easter bunny while waitng*

Wolfman-in-tux: Well, being as this is my second time winning the Yadda, I have to admit to a certain feeling of fulfillment and satisfaction...its nice to know that these many years spent chatting have not been a COMPLETE waste, only a 99% waste!
Brightly™ : no no no waste, else we'd never know the wonderful chatter that you are, to be as witty as you does take practice..*l*
Bridey in Gown™ : Hi Wishy baby, have a bottle of Champagne.
Brightly™ : *hic* *l* hey I"d love some, *winsome smile*

MJ in Uniform™ : *slowly and composedly makes his way towards the podium, trying hard to keep his composure*
Frozen Metal(f): let it out..you know you want to gloat...*lmao*
Brightly™ : *snick* looking good there maj..*l*
Wolfman-in-tux: *not wanting to share the spotlight JUST YET, I wave my hand, causing Maj's pants to fall down around his ankles, tripping him up*
Brightly™ : *snick* can't miss the fun ones..

Wolfman-in-tux: I'd like to thank all of those who made this possible...my friends who served as willing side-kicks, and my enemies who served as carving blocks for my wit. Most of all, of course, I'd like to thank whoever the hell it was who first CREATED chat!
Special recognition must go to AlBi, who not only was herself a finalist, but has expended HUGE amounts of time in organizing and running the Yadda's!
Brightly™ : *takes a shot of albi* *snick*
Frozen Metal(f): Goodnight all, congrats wolfman and majestic..*hugs*

Wolfman-in-tux: And now...finally...the one without whom this would have been impossible, my friend Maj...a man who puts up with my sometimes cutting humor with true stoicism, being able both to play the straight man and to level a few good cracks back at me!
Maj, take it away!

Brightly™ : *sigh* thankfully no pics of me *l* *snick* *changes roll*
AcydRayne: *Insane cackling!* *SNICK*
Darn.. got my thumb in the way.. *pout*
Wolfman-in-tux: A week later, Brightly is SHOCKED to discover that she has 36 pictures of her nose...she was holding the camera backwards!
Brightly™ : nope wont happen, not even, I've been doing photography like all my life...*l* nice try tho *snick* *takes pic of wolfie stretching past bridey, pic comes out looking fairly sus* pay back!!

MJ in Uniform™ : *hitches his pants back up and glares at wolfie*
*a tear of joy begins to well in his eyes and a huge smile breaks across his face*
You know I've been in this Man's Army now for a few years, and resident in this room for a year. Sometimes its not easy existing among angry young men and women who have nothing better to do with their time than abuse others and chase the ever elusive cyber.......but I persevered...........and I think back to some very wise words a certain Wolf once told me when I was one of those angry young men......
He said to me, that threats were of no use in this environment, and instead to use wit and intelligent repartee. This was a turning point in my chatting career. So I must thank Wolfie first and foremost for this award today. Secondly I must thank the hordes of Bricks who so graciously allowed me to sharpen the axe of my wit upon their solid
Wolfman-in-tux: A TOAST TO BRICKS EVERYWHERE!!! Without whom SO many of our best conversations would never have taken place! THREE CHEERS FOR ILLITERACY AND IGNORANCE!!!
AcydRayne: *LOL* Not to mention Mediocrity and the ever elusive pursuit of Cyber...
Brightly™ :
HIP HIP HOORAY
HIP HIP HOORAY
HIP HIP HOORAY
~*~WISHY~*~™ : Oooh oooh...Get me a milk...*L* Cheers!
AcydRayne: So.. Did I get here in the nick of time? Or is this pre-recorded like the Oscars? :P
Bridey in Gown™ : *grabs hanky and dabs her eyes*
AcydRayne: *hands you her box of Kleenex*
Brightly™ : *furiously taking shots from all possible angles*
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MJ in Uniform™ : And thirdly I must thank all the Denizens of Halloween. All the friends whose support and comradeship made me the man I am today. Without all of you this would not have been possible.
And of course we cannot forget our most beautiful AlBi, who has toiled and laboured over this her fine creation for many a moon, blessing it with her blood sweat and tears. Thanks AlBi, Love ya.....
Bridey in Gown™ : *watches speeches intently still dabbing eyes*
AlBi: *chowing down on seafood pasta while listening to the speeches*
~*~WISHY~*~™ : *claps* Beautiful really *wipes tear*
Brightly™ : *SNICK*
Bridey in Gown™ : *sniff* That's my boys up there

MJ in Uniform™ : Of course I must thank Wolfie, who only gives me something to respond to. Without his intelligent wit, mine would be nothing. Thanks Wolfie, I love you too man.
And finally I have to thank my most beautiful Love nepenthe for being my support over the trying weeks leading up to this event. Without her love I'd have never have made. Thanks darling *S*
Anyway I'd like to end by saying LET's all go get Pissed!!!
Bridey in Gown™ : WoOhOo!!! Lets all get pissed then shall we
AcydRayne: WHEEEEEEEE!!! ME LIKEY!!! :P
Brightly™ : ah damn gotta run,, *leaves taking photos* get back to me on the rest ppls

Wolfman-in-tux: Maj and Wolfman give a final bow as the room erupts in a standing ovation, then go backstage, where the entire Swedish Bikini team is waiting to give them celebratory hot oil body massages
MJ in Uniform™ : We'll get pissed after the massages of course *weg*
AcydRayne: *and a silence rushes over the room as we realize what power we have actually given to Maj & Wolfman*
~*~WISHY~*~™ : Uh oh...we're in for it now....
Wolfman-in-tux: Hey...this is my SECOND Yadda...the power went to MY head a LONG time ago! *LOL*
AcydRayne: So you'd be like Yoda to Maj's Luke.. Right?
Wolfman-in-tux: A genius I am! My student you are! Wise you will be if follow me you do!
AcydRayne: Strong is the Force in this one..
Wolfman-in-tux: Feel the Force you must...the good side you must follow...beware the dark side you must...McDonald's food is crap... (was that last bit out of character?)
AcydRayne: Not at all.. McDonald's food is what set Anakin on his way to the dark side.. :P
MJ in Uniform™ : I'm looking for Yoda, he is a great Warrior
Bridey in Gown™ : *darts out to powder her bunny nose* Apologies to all but it's too hard for maj to be typing for two
Brightly™ : and I'm back again..*l* so how's the arty, osmeone pass me a drink*l*
MJ in Uniform™ : WB Brightly *hic* *g* Beeeeeer!!
RED DEVIL 33 F: IS EVERYONE DRINKING IN THIS ROOM
HighwayTUX: hehe we've got enough champange for now. don't want everyone getting plastered
AcydRayne: *LOL* Isn't that the point of an After-Yaddas Party? :P *starts drinking Champagne right out of the bottle!*
MJ in Uniform™ : Oh well, now I must needs go and iron, my uniform.

AlBi: Finally, here is this year's Yadda blackmail segment, just to round things off. Consider the following Classic Chat bloopers, that didn't make the final cut:

i l.ove breast: i`m bored let`s talk to me?
butt bag: ..eh?
Ping: He wants your breasts, girlie.... *grins evilly*
butt bag:..Oi, mate...I've got a right nice pair an'all!

Chat Daemon: AlBi has timed out of the room.
Ping: we are gathered here today, to say goodbye to a good woman......a beloved woman..... a flatulent woman....ashes to ashes, dust to dust..
buttocks...: ..at least she gave you an answer in the end..*g*
Ping: but at what COST????? *bursts into tears*
buttocks...:...she'll be back....I'd bet my cat on it...:)
Chat Daemon: AlBi has entered the room.
buttocks...:..*collecting cat back from Ping*...
Ping: *shrieks in terror and runs away, arms-a-flappin' as albi rises from her coffin *

Flatus: Isn't it it funny that as soon as a woman gets the upper hand in an argument with some dumb guy, she automatically becomes a "bitch".

AlBiz: (discussing a visit to Joe's Diner) Reckon we should go back and say "Hi" one of these days?
Scully: Can we cut and paste?
AlBiz: HELL YEEEEEEE_EAAAAAAH!!
Ping: Woo_hoo!
MJ~4™ with ßeer: (What's cut and paste?
AlBiz: It's when you type out what someone's already said, then add your bit at the end.
Try it, it's hours of fun
MJ~4™ with ßeer: Nah I don't get it )
Scully: Then I say we take a field trip to Joe's Diner next week!
Ping: *cackles* An internet field trip.... :)
MJ~4™ with ßeer: WoOhOo the field trip *g*
AlBiz: Looks like a popular idea ... somebody warn Joe's
MJ~4™ with ßeer: WoO hOo!! This is gonna be fun! *S*
Scully: Albi~Uh..I dunno *L* But we gotta tell Buttocks! He'll like it there *L*

AlBi: Public Messages
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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999 ...
iconoclast: *fart* hic........giz a kiss darrrrrrling! *BLEUAGH*

Thanx to all those who voted in this year's Yadda awards. Although another Yadda won't be awarded until the year 2000, there will be other chat competitions held periodically for "Halloweeners", throughout 1999. Keep your eye out for them at on this page.
And remember, it's not WHAT you say, but HOW you say it, that counts ...

*Yadda credits roll up the screen*

Wolfman-in-tux: "Tonight's show was brought to you by the letters 'A' and 'Q', and by the number '6'"...Hmmmmm...seems someone mixed the Sesame Street tape up with this one...