Adult Chat Scraps 5

Some people seem to be having difficulties with their Private Message boxes ...

Private Message from fantasy: Hi! I would like to talk about love making and fantasy, would you like to talk?
++ JOLT! ++ ™ : If this is a mass PM, I'm gonna be REAL disappointed...

(Monica was a chatter who sent about 40 billion private messages to everyone in the Halloween Party - buttocks gave her some friendly advice)
buttocks..&: press alt+F4 (for a good time)

Private Message from BIG ONE: LETS HAVE AN AFFAIR WHERE YA LIVE?
buttocks..(*): is this just for me, or is it going to be an orgy?

Private Message from Death Valley´69: I´m getting the fuck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!
buttocks!...: why, is there something wrong with my PM box?

Private Message from Death Valley´69: I´m getting the fuck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!
<H1>§cully: And I care because????

Private Message from big one: lets have an affair where ya live
Twinkle Toes: let's not, now go crawl back into the abortion bucket you just crawled out of and quit pm'ing me...

Private Message from point: wanna cyber? male23
Brightly: PLEASE TAKE NOTE I DON'T CYBER, AS I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT NASITES I MIGHT CATCH AND I HAVE NO PROTECTION WITH ME, I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT LITTLE BRIGHTLY'S RUNNING THROUGH THE CHAT HOUSE SO SORRY no!
1 Happy Priñçe™ : That's right. There's too much Acquired Internet Defficiency Syndrome around as it is. *s*

Private Message from mr. sexy: suck mr sexys dick
Ping: only if I can cut it off first.

Private Message from Manics:
"ROCK AND ROLL ADOLESCENTS STORM INTO THE STREETS OF ALL NATIONS. THEY RUSH INTO THE LOUVRE AND THROW ACID IN THE MONA LISA'S FACE. THEY OPEN ZOO'S, INSANE ASYLUMS, PRISONS, BURST WATER MAINS WITH AIR HAMMERS, CHOP THE FLOOR OUT OF PASSENGER PLANE LAVATORIES, SHOOT OUT LIGHTHOUSES, TURN SEWERS INTO THE WATER SUPPLY, ADMINISTER INJECTIONS WITH BICYCLE PUMPS, THEY SHIT ON THE FLOOR OF THE UNITED NATIONS AND WIPE THEIR ASS WITH TREATIES, PACTS, ALLIANCES." -- William Burroughs
Dodger: Doesn't sound like the adolescents I know. Is your house vented properly?

Private Message from Alex.D: I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING yOU pERvERT
Ping: *hides her peanut butter*

Private Message from Alex.D: RUPESH YOU ARE PROBABLY A HOMOSEXUAL BUT DO NOT YET KNOW IT!
Ping: You're a wanker but you don't seem to realize it...

Private Message from Drago: ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, do I have to go on?
butt the only: no, you can fuck off now!

Private Mesage from Skater: you all deserve a bullet
Jethro: Thanks for that pm skater. Try not to get the impression that I give a shit. Thank you.

Private Message from big daddy: Orange, I wanna forse a fat horse cock upm your rectum
oranges: how nice, now take that shit oozing pus you have for a brain and dab a bit of super glue on it, wait 3 mins and kindly explode...

Private Message from pleasant 18m: im felling your big Cock or your hairy pussy
Ping: Indeed? *checks down her knickers* Are you invisible or just very small?

Private Message from needsexnow(M): HI, would you like to chat, dirty or clean, I don't care.
**CHEEKY CHIC**: HOW BOUT BOTH>>>>>>>>>THE BOY FELL IN THE MUD, THEN HE WASHED HIMSELF........

doyle: Can you see my private messages?
AlBiz: Not if you keep them in your over coat!!
Ping: *chuckles*

Private Message from I.N.H: your boarderline witty/annoying
JOLT!MAN XXVIII: Then let me just cross FULL ON into "annoying"...

Private Message from Bud: May I have the honor of Talking to a woman of your obvious Beauty?
Liquid Carma: You must like tall women with deep voices, body hair and penises... Am I correct?

Private Message from sex iz 4 me now: play a game called 69, you go first. use your fingers, stick them inside you slowly, only using your index finger, tell me if that feels different but satisfying
justagirl: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE U SICK PERVERT *chops his fingers and small pea sized dick off, then shoves them down his throat*
sex iz 4 me now: who's alone this evening
LAST CHANCE(F): obviously you!!!!!

Private Message from Dark Knight: OK, now. Taking a poll. Anybody getting some in PM raise your hands?
OK, just one hand will do. *L*

Private Message from jordan: come again?
ugly bloke: give a minute or two please......

Private Message from Hot Male: Hello I hope your really dirty in bed
DIRTY BITCH!!!: You're a sick sick man.. Seek proffessional help

Private Message from lambalund: lets fuck
buttock brain: ...hope this is just for me.....

Private Message from Armand: hey faggot you must be gay hey whats the moral of being a poof come on i know you know
buttocks /?: ..is that a sentence, or merely a collection of words..?
Armand: buttocks> Okama, homosexual, jugan, madsef, seibapo, bong yei, and of course kasder.
buttocks /?: ..is that a "yes" then, big boy?

Private Message from Nude Dude: Love your handel.
Lady Dark: Hate the way you use that every fucking time

Private Message from The Clansman: WHITE POWER!!14 WORDS!!
shit-magnet: Arse-wipes, fuck-wits, thick as shit and twice as runnies, butt-munches, stupid gits...Damn, thats 15 words...

Private Message from fluge: you m/f I want to know
Crysania: And I want to be beautiful...shit happens

Private Message from Dray: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!
Crysania: That would involve you keeping your hand off it for long enough

Private Message from KM: suck it you ugly fucking slut tell your mom i want my 50 cents back you god damned cock sucker
Crysania: Oooooh, I feel all tingly inside*L*

Private Message from Slappers: Where are you from?
Maješti¢™ : My mommy and daddy loved each other very much, so one night they had special cuddles and........

Private Message from hackplanets: if you gto cute ftp will youdown load my icq bomber
INT JØLT×MÅÑ™ : If I show you my ass, will you kiss it?

Private Message from J.J: I LIKE SHIT ON MYSELF AND THEN JACKOFF
ugly bloke: ...next week Terry Fuckwit will try and put a whole sentence together that makes sense, but don't hold your breath!